Except I'm town you fucks. Ok everyone, hammer me. This has got to have been the worst I've ever played and I'm taking a nice long break from this before I get heart failure.
This wagon cropping up in 1 hour is terrible.
I'm vanilla town, Shizue Satou, my son's is a no life and doesn't do anything but take all of my money I send to support him but I can't anymore so he cut off contact. Whoo mom.
Since I might as well just talk to myself and no one will listen when I flip because, lolbadreads all game hrr hrr nice going fucker.
Huh what is giving those Empress Iffreta vibes right about now for why I don't know. We'll call it Miya gut.
Rawr is probably town because I can just gut again.
I'd lynch Shadoweh and Dan with no regrets again because it's just so shitstunningly terrible but who am I? Just getting wagoned for "trapping" or whatever stupid bullshit you want to give me as the current case.
I dug myself into a hole ever since I decided to hard defend my townreads day 1 and attacked the opposing wagon which was the cop when both wagons were on suicidal lovers. Fanfuckingtastic.
There never was any redeeming myself from day 1 since I knew some bullshit like this was going to happen eventually and it might as well happen while we're not in lylo since some idiot would hammer me then because: OMG obvscumtellzzzzzz. and lose.
I still think Dan made up his Razor and reasoning on the spot because there were 90 different ways he could have used and interpreted it but it was scummy to just say OCCAM'S RAZOR and leave it at that. I'm not that stupid, I know what it is and how to use it. That wasn't it.
POW.