Author Topic: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14  (Read 214866 times)

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #960 on: October 27, 2012, 01:09:50 PM »
So I finally make it past Satori on one life again, only to die while streaming the wisps right before midboss-Orin.

What the fuck. I never die there. And of all times to suddenly break that trend.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #961 on: October 27, 2012, 07:23:25 PM »
GFW extra is the bane of my existence. I'm lucky to get to Marisa with any Motivation. Doesn't help that it can lag my computer like a bitch.  :derp:

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #962 on: October 27, 2012, 11:19:18 PM »
>MariB Byakuren @ 5 lives & 4 bombs
>miss twice on Magic Butterfly
Way to go, Cor-faggot. Go play house with the kiddies, this is clearly not meant for you.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #963 on: October 27, 2012, 11:33:11 PM »
because yesterday was crazy awesome, I decided to give UFO lunatic a shot.

> game over'd in stage 2. didn't even make it to kogasa.

oh god, why.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #964 on: October 28, 2012, 01:13:35 AM »
-doing an SA extra run-
-does amazing at EX Sanae capturing all her cards-
-gets to Koishi with all lives in tact-
-proceeds to fail hard during card 3 and loses two lives-
-loses a life during card 5 when I had 4 bombs ready-
-loses a life during non-spell between card 5 and 6-
-doesn't even make it 6 seconds into card 6-
That run would have been amazing if I didn't do so bad during the third card. Stupid snowball effect.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #965 on: October 28, 2012, 03:28:01 AM »
>goes for a no-pictures timeout in Shoot the Bullet

>card lasts 140 seconds

>dies at the 12 second mark

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #966 on: October 28, 2012, 09:42:44 AM »
>goes for a no-pictures timeout in Shoot the Bullet

>card lasts 140 seconds

>dies at the 12 second mark

Ouch, that happening is big time, at least you don't have to go though a really long and boring stage for 1 crack at that card.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #967 on: October 28, 2012, 12:22:49 PM »
AGHHH Another perfect stage 5 of UFO lunatic failed on Complete Clarification.
>_<

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #968 on: October 28, 2012, 03:35:26 PM »
I feel your pain Cactu.

That attack is probably Shou's easiest imo (Aura of Light is probably easier but it makes me more uncomfortable) so it must really suck to fail at that. Keep going though. You got the spirit at least.  :D

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #969 on: October 28, 2012, 03:36:08 PM »
Let's try SA extra, haven't done this in a while.

> Doesn't even make it past Sanae in a countless number of attempts due to rage quit reasons.

Where did my ability do the stage go?
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #970 on: October 28, 2012, 03:50:00 PM »
I just pulled off a completely flawless run of Nue all the way up to her timeout spell - that's way beyond my regular skill level, to be clear here, and included my first ever caps of Blue and Rainbow - then died THREE times to it, leaving me at 1 power for the final, where I gameover'd an instant before she blew up. Curses were uttered.

I blame Marisa's shiny lasers. They're amazing for cutting through UFOs, but I couldn't see right in front of me which dots were moving which way. Yeah, I know I don't need to be firing there (and I guess I shouldn't have been), but if my finger's not on the Z I get all screwed up and hit Z instead of X should I need to bomb... so I always keep it pressed anyway.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #971 on: October 28, 2012, 04:56:25 PM »
if you can manage nue to that extent, you're not far away from the clear. (which is what I assume you want) so don't let that discourage you. there isn't a trick for grudge bow and all you need is get used to the survival's movement and then you're good on both. good luck.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #972 on: October 28, 2012, 09:54:54 PM »
Well, it would have been my 2nd clear of it (though far better than the first)... what I really want is better consistency. It's been a good dozen+ tries since my first clear without coming even remotely close again, except this time. I know, it's all a matter of practice. Just frustrating to have it feel like luck when I do well - I basically don't feel any more confident at the stage than I did a week ago, despite this and the first clear. They seem more like flukes.

It's the same thing with Koishi too, I finally cleared her after a ton of tries the other week, but haven't been able to do it ever again. Whereas back when I was learning extras for 7, 8, 10, I got better at them slowly over time, and once I got them, I got them, never to game over again.

Practice, yeah, I'll get there I guess!

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #973 on: October 28, 2012, 11:34:38 PM »
Another fail TD extra run. On the bright side, I got to the final spell card (which is the best I've ever done). Now to fail at it a hundred times in Spell Practice.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #974 on: October 29, 2012, 01:32:59 AM »
LFS record today: 3/15
Devil's Recitation record today: 2/15

Some might take this as a LFS victory, but it's a Devil's Recitation failure to me. :/
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #975 on: October 29, 2012, 04:53:48 PM »
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=24892

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #976 on: October 29, 2012, 06:25:16 PM »
Ouch nintendonut888. I was lucky enough to capture the last spellcard on my first try when I was going for NMNBNUFO. However I got to the survival like ten times and failed it, so I guess it makes up for it.
You can do it, good luck!

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #977 on: October 29, 2012, 08:25:36 PM »
>%500+ motivation @ Marisa start.
>Game Over at Big Crunch.

HULK SMAAAAAAASH

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #978 on: October 29, 2012, 09:31:52 PM »
Ouch nintendonut888. I was lucky enough to capture the last spellcard on my first try when I was going for NMNBNUFO. However I got to the survival like ten times and failed it, so I guess it makes up for it.
You can do it, good luck!

Oh, I'm not really interested in doing it. I just thought it was interesting, because I had never perfect cleared the stage like that before while getting so far with Nue. I've already perfected Nue, so it's not like I was broken over it or anything. :P Really, I just thought it was kinda funny. Thanks for the encouragement regardless.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #979 on: October 29, 2012, 09:32:22 PM »
Got effortless timeouts of Reisen's 2nd non, Eirin's midboss non, Eirin's 1st and 4th boss non and all of Kaguya's nons. Pretty easy stuff. Got pretty thoroughly trashed by the two final bosses spellcards though.

I guess that's expected when an entire shmups difficulty is saved for the final stage. Really pissed off about my Eirin performance. It was worthless. Gah, whatever. I got some timeouts, i'm supposed to be happy. Will get revenge later. At least Eirin is a worthwhile boss.

Maybe I should try to NMNB her one day. I'm sure that would give me the illusion of having skill at these games for a brief while. That illusion feels good.


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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #980 on: October 30, 2012, 01:51:06 AM »
Nirvana's Cloudy Way in Purple.

That is all.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #981 on: October 30, 2012, 07:25:19 PM »
*~20 tries of EoSD Lunatic Stage 6 Pacifist*
*never gets past Young Demon Lord*

Oh.

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #982 on: October 30, 2012, 08:37:01 PM »
In need for perfectly functional savestates for Touhou here, because playing through an entire stage for 1 attack is the most annoying thing ever.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #983 on: October 30, 2012, 09:20:32 PM »
Okay, I just played SA and died to Orin THRICE, and used my bombs TWICE.
Then I made it to Okuu for the first time ever and made it to her final spell (then gameover'd :qq:).

Also off-topic question but do I hotlink gifs or save them to my computer and upload them as an attachment?

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #984 on: October 30, 2012, 10:42:03 PM »
This board won't play gifs uploaded directly, in my experience. Hotlinking is bad for whoever's hosting the image though, unless they're specifically set up for image sharing. So in general, save it and upload it to an image host, like imgur.com, then link that.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #985 on: October 30, 2012, 11:07:28 PM »
Gets past Orin with ReimuB with no lives to spare, also note that I started that stage with four lives (damn you Orin). Dies on stage 6 before reaching midboss Orin. -sigh-

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #986 on: October 30, 2012, 11:49:42 PM »
MS Hard, the best run I've had so far. Somehow managed to make it through Shinki's Devil's Recitation with no bombs or lives to fall back on-- and then somehow ended up dying to a stupid white dot bullet in her easy final barrage. My rage will not subside until I defeat her.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #987 on: October 31, 2012, 04:20:52 PM »
Clock's over 20,000.

I need a beer. Or, fuck beer. I need some absinte.

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #988 on: October 31, 2012, 05:12:17 PM »
Clock's over 20,000.

I need a beer. Or, fuck beer. I need some absinte.

Aww, that's horrible! Try again later.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #989 on: November 01, 2012, 12:11:51 AM »
....

everything I played today was just plain horrible. I didn't do anything good. failed easy spells, failed easy stage potions. failed everything. stopping until I have slept.fuck this shit :V