Author Topic: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14  (Read 214866 times)

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #300 on: August 04, 2012, 06:27:57 AM »
I tried to pacify EoSD stage 4 on Easy and I would have perfected the whole thing if not for the double K.O. to Patchouli's final card (Lava Cromlech) ._.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #301 on: August 04, 2012, 02:32:09 PM »
FUCKING. HELL.
WTF IS UP WITH UFO AND IT'S MINI-UFO'S ALWAYS CHANGING RED IN AN UNREACHABLE PLACE, BOSSES APPEARING JUST AS I WAS ABOUT GET 2 LIFE PIECES AND THUS DESTROYING THE NEAR-FULL UFO, UNZAN AND HIS FAT FISTS, SHOU'S CURVAY UNNEEDED FUCKING LASERS AND BYAKUREN'S LAST SPELL.

FUCK YOU UFO FOR MAKING ME RAGE, CUSS AND SCREAM AT YOU, FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME KEEP PLAYING SO I CAN GET THE EXTRA STAGE AND FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME RANT ABOUT THIS ON MOTK WHICH WASTES OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME.
And also fuck you keyboard for ghosting and preventing me from moving in directions which will save my life and preventing me from deathbombing properly.


Oh crap I might have broke my X key :qq: :qq: :qq: :qq: :qq:


Actually I'm glad I took anger management classes at school or I might have had an AGK episode. I really don't want to have to use preset score.dat files to unlock the extra stage but the pressure and anger is at a peak level inside of me now  >:(
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #302 on: August 04, 2012, 02:58:57 PM »
I sucked horribly.

Another idea: Play any game on Normal or higher while barely allowing myself to see. Sound good?

Is there a program out there that just makes random shit move all over the screen and disable you from seeing shit at random? I'm talking about a scenario like Distraction News, where you're trying to pay attention to one thing while a bunch of other shit is going on in the background, making it really fucking hard to concentrate.

Keep a video player on in the background and play something really silly(bonus points for hilarity) and see if that works.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #303 on: August 04, 2012, 11:20:58 PM »
Kogasa?

We need to talk.

There's something you need to know. And that something is that you're not a good person.

No seriously. You have given me more grief than any other stage 2 boss I know. I don't even know why.

UFO is full of cheapshot jerks. But you win a SPECIAL GOLD STAR STICKER for possessing cheapness out of your stage-league. Congratulations.

BUT I WON TODAY.

I WOOOOOOON.

I PERSEVERED AND KEPT GOING.

(And then I got thoroughly humbled by the horrible hazing ritual that is UFO stage 5. It wasn't even fighting Shou. :fail: It was the fact that EVERYTHING in Makai cranks out 10 shitloads of bullets AND travels in packs, which means 500 SHITLOADS OF BULLETS ALL DAY EVERY DAY.)

Why must my favorite characters all be such vicious cheapshots? :fail:
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #304 on: August 04, 2012, 11:48:15 PM »
siiiiiiiiiigh.

I can't seem to do anything right lately. Every single challenge I've tried, across multiple games and without exception, has failed too many times to count. And I can't think of any new ones.

Touhou is supposed to get me out of my depression, not be another cause of it.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #305 on: August 05, 2012, 01:32:42 AM »
Crap. I died on kokkuri-san's contract on a run where I "perfected" the entire rest of the stage including Izuna Gongen. And not just once, but twice :V.

Oh well, this means a no-death no-bomb no-borders-broken run should happen soon

EDIT: It happened again
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #306 on: August 05, 2012, 04:29:23 AM »
ATTN: Mamizou Futatsuiwa:


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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #307 on: August 05, 2012, 04:41:32 AM »
ATTN: Mamizou Futatsuiwa:
What are you going for?  I gave up on NBNT runs for a while due to 4 straight first spell deaths followed by 4 straight second spell deaths >.>

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #308 on: August 05, 2012, 05:09:55 AM »
No-horizontal WDI timeout.

166 attempts wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for two of them ending within a second of the clear. One was so close the bullets actually dispelled before the "retry" message came up.

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #309 on: August 05, 2012, 07:18:08 AM »
I discovered how easy it is to near-pacifist through PoDD, and now I want to puke up my guts then curl into a ball and die.

What does a clear even mean?  At what point does stalling, or simply minimizing/breaking chains, switch from being a tactic to being cheese?

I don't know how much of what I've done with each clear, so I don't know what, if anything, I've actually accomplished.  The other seven felt 'legit', but I think that I'll have to re-do them - or at least re-do Kana and Mari (and Ellen) since the other five were noticeably easier - without any intentional pauses so there won't be any doubt.  But those two took the best I had, with tons of practice and stress, so it hurts to admit that much of that time and effort was wasted on doing things incorrectly.  Or that the exhilaration from getting those clears is as good as fraudulent until proven otherwise.

I felt so close to this goal and now I have no idea where I'm at.  Besides not there.
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eb: you go dodging semirandom things then it goes WARNING GET OUT OF THE WAY MOTHERFUCKER and you get a shitstorm
KB: and there is no way out of the way
eb: the way is through

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #310 on: August 05, 2012, 10:04:23 AM »
>Makes it to Stage 5 with full lives,
>Game over'd to Shou.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #311 on: August 05, 2012, 10:51:37 AM »
What does a clear even mean?  At what point does stalling, or simply minimizing/breaking chains, switch from being a tactic to being cheese?
Oh man, I've thought about this. The purpose of the game starts to seem very intangible, which is part of the reason I wanted to improve all of my scores, as a kind of concrete goal. I don't think you should worry about the line between tactics and cheese though. It's not what the game's about. Nobody gives a crap about PoDD. You don't prove anything to anyone by playing it. It's just you and the game, and it happens that the harder you fight it, the harder it fights back. I think it's too dorky to say "it's about the journey, not the destination," but yeah. Play it because you want to, until you're satisfied by it, not to reach some definition of success. If that means redoing the runs until you're happy with them, then so be it.

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #312 on: August 05, 2012, 01:45:04 PM »
Oh man, the final spell on Marine Benefit Stage 4 is annoying. Playing as Reimu that is. What is with these amulets? I think their hitboxes are larger than they usually are.

In which case, fuck you game. Don't use amulets unless they are gonna have amulet hitboxes because if you make a very similar bullet type but with a different hitbox then it's bound to mess me up because I'm used to these bullets giving me more leeway.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #313 on: August 05, 2012, 02:17:28 PM »
FUCK YOU TOUHOU 12 - UNDEFINED FANTASTIC OBJECT

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #314 on: August 05, 2012, 06:27:16 PM »
Marine Beneift Stage 1
+3 lives, 1 bomb used for graze

Die to last spell of Stage 1

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PIECE OF CRAP


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Best ever Stage 1!
3 deaths to Stage 2  >:(

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #315 on: August 05, 2012, 08:02:07 PM »
FUCK YOU TOUHOU 12 - UNDEFINED FANTASTIC OBJECT


That's it, feed your anger... Let the hatred flow through you!

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #316 on: August 05, 2012, 08:11:41 PM »
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That's it, feed your anger... Let the hatred flow through you!

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #317 on: August 05, 2012, 08:26:20 PM »
NIGHTMARES.GIF

Holy shit what the fuck why would do this to me. I will see this face in my dreeeeams.  :ohdear:

In other news.



Why the fuck haven't I actually managed to do this yet.

I have seen the last phase once. Once. Goddamn ONCE. I still strangely find it at least not enraging, but this many attempts has caused it to go looong past the point of being enjoyable.

Somehow, I don't think stacking as many fan made difficulty increasing mods as I could on the game was a great idea.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #318 on: August 05, 2012, 08:30:15 PM »
No lives lost to MoF Stages 1-3 Normal
Lost about two lives to Aya.
One or two to Sanae.

I make it to Kanako with five-ish lives. I lose about one life to each spell. I manage to dodge "Mountain of Faith" until half of Kanako's health is left.

(Crashes into amuletwall)

FFFFFFFFF...........

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Touhou Hard Progress - EoSD: Stage 6, PCB: Stage 4, IN: Stage 4, MoF: Stage 4, SA: Stage 3, UFO: Stage 2, TD: Stage 4
Touhou Lunatic Progress - Haha, funny.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #319 on: August 05, 2012, 08:31:15 PM »
Holy shit what the fuck why would do this to me
becuase
anyway i have scary gifs if you want them  BV


e: no wait why did I have to die on Kogasa's nonspell again aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #320 on: August 06, 2012, 05:37:29 AM »
No lives lost to MoF Stages 1-3 Normal
Lost about two lives to Aya.
One or two to Sanae.

I make it to Kanako with five-ish lives. I lose about one life to each spell. I manage to dodge "Mountain of Faith" until half of Kanako's health is left.

(Crashes into amuletwall)

FFFFFFFFF...........

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After 3 failed MoF Normal 1cc attemps with ReimuC (because it's a effective fairy [buster]):
Aya, Sanae and Kanako have at least one spellcard that I consider plain ridiculous. ESPECIALLY AYA. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER SPELL CARDS EXCEPT HER SURVIVAL AND LAST SPELL!  :getdown: I'm going to spell card help later.

BTW, did you bomb a lot during that run?

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #321 on: August 06, 2012, 05:49:58 AM »
Welp thank you Adobe Flash for being poorly coded and slowing my system down, and doubly thank you to MSE for randomly using up my processor with your real time scans.

Doing a Ten Desires Lunatic run, get to Seiga with a reasonable life/bomb count. Suddenly, MASSIVE LAG SPIKE. The screen froze, and when it came back (couldn't pause during that time), I was down two lives. Sigh.

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #322 on: August 06, 2012, 07:00:11 AM »
Hey Zil, thanks for the thoughts and for trying to cheer me up.  I was distraught, and typing (and rethinking, and retyping...) that post was my way of working through things.  Still ended up being immature, so I apologize (to everyone) for that, but it was good for me to re-read it today.  And though I didn't say it, I was interested in what you and any other PoDDers thought about it, so I appreciate the response.

Of course it has to be about getting something out of the game itself.  I'm immensely grateful to now know some of the people I've met through shmups, but I sure as hell wouldn't be playing these cursed things for a pat on the head.  It's simply that the pacifist realization took the wind out of me, and though it might not have been clear through the whining, I was looking for some way to resolve the issue to my satisfaction.  Again, largely bitching, but I was open to anything I might have overlooked.

That said, the scoring idea is a fine approach, but you can keep it.  I might stick around and score a bit like I did with PoFV, but only after I have 1ccs that I'm happy with.  While both goals involve maintaining a level of difficulty, one is a number and the other is victory.  No comparison in motivation factor (or in concreteness).  I'll need to play a bunch of credits before I know for sure how much of a restriction will work, but offhand I think that 'not intentionally missing any enemies' would be well-defined, reasonable, and sufficient.   Further, I think that 'not intentionally breaking any chains' would put a crimp on tactics and would mark the break between survival and (ideal) scoring.  There might be other options, but those are the two that I'm seeing.

Regardless, I'm liking the way forward, and I'll post the 8/9 characters 1cc-ed accomplishment once I've done it to my satisfaction.


All of that makes the following seem absurd, but I'll preface it by saying that it started out of spite, and it then became a silly goal once I realized that it wasn't going to be the cakewalk I anticipated (it took almost five hours).  Behold, the power of Chiyuri cheese.  Aside from the first four-ish rounds, which I played full-tilt (to retain my sanity), the dichotomy of the gameplay was almost comical: tap-dodging in a near-empty screen for about half a minute, then dealing with a relentless shitstorm for another half a minute.  And I thought Ellen was hazardous to use because of reflectable bullets... Chiyuri's high speed and handicapped charge aren't even footnotes when compared to the insanity of boss battles (and the lvl2 doesn't help).  Anyway, this hammered home the absurdity of playing like this and the necessity of imposing some sort of restriction, so it wasn't completely pointless.  And I have a long way to go before I can get a full-tilt Chiyuri clear, or before I even decide to start banging my head against that wall, so this'll suffice as a silly trophy for the interim.
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eb: you go dodging semirandom things then it goes WARNING GET OUT OF THE WAY MOTHERFUCKER and you get a shitstorm
KB: and there is no way out of the way
eb: the way is through

Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #323 on: August 06, 2012, 09:15:51 AM »
I hate you Sanae. I'm here to beat Koishi, not you.

Get out of my life you scum.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #324 on: August 06, 2012, 10:04:32 AM »
I swear I'm gonna find what Tigers fear the most and shove it in Shou's face.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #325 on: August 06, 2012, 03:11:35 PM »
FUCKING SHIT

I was trying to do a lunatic SanaeA run in Marine Benefit and almost perfected Kasumi.

Failed the last second of the last spell.

why this

EDIT: Then I fail the run at Mikoto's third spell. Fucking great.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #326 on: August 06, 2012, 04:02:48 PM »
I JUST DIED AT THE LAST SECOND OF RESURRECTION BUTTERFLY 50%.

Timer was at 00. How can such things happen, seriously ?  :fail:

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #327 on: August 06, 2012, 04:07:59 PM »
>Makes it to Stage 5 with full lives,
>Game over'd to Shou.


FUCK YOU TOUHOU 12 - UNDEFINED FANTASTIC OBJECT



Fuck the idea of just bombing everything when you have literally 16 bombs at your disposal, a total of TWENTY-FOUR MISTAKES, when there are not even eighteen moments to fuck up left in the game, not counting what you can still obtain.

I JUST DIED AT THE LAST SECOND OF RESURRECTION BUTTERFLY 50%.

Timer was at 00. How can such things happen, seriously ?  :fail:

It's called a Double KO. A lot of people suffer this.
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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #328 on: August 06, 2012, 06:14:48 PM »
Fuck the idea of just bombing everything when you have literally 16 bombs at your disposal, a total of TWENTY-FOUR MISTAKES, when there are not even eighteen moments to fuck up left in the game, not counting what you can still obtain.
I don't know what you just said but I'm agreeing with you because you're a better Touhou'er than me by miles.

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Re: Touhou YOU FAILED THINGS Thread 14
« Reply #329 on: August 06, 2012, 06:15:59 PM »
I don't know what you just said but I'm agreeing with you because you're a better Touhou'er than me by miles.
He's saying if you reach Shou with max lives don't try dodging anything if you have bombs in stock.  If you get 4 bombs in Stage 6 you can have 2 lives for Flying Fantastica, more if you don't bomb the easy stuff.