>Chuckle a little. "Well, it can't be helped you know, it's just how things are. Vampire and all that."
>Then make a slightly interested and impressed expression. "Still, that's rather interesting...From all the information I've been able to gather, I think I've come to a few possible conclusions about you, and your nature. I couldn't quite put things together until just recently, when you had that nosebleed, Vampires are quite good at telling things from the scent of a person's blood you know. And then, the next clue fell into place when you referred to the river as 'She'."
>Hold up one finger. "Scenario one. Sometime in the past, the spirit of this river fell in love with a human male, and eventually your ancestor was born, eventually fathering or mothering children, and continuing on down the line until you were born."
>Hold up a second finger. "Scenario two. The spirit of this river is, in fact, the one that birthed you."
>Hold up a third finger. "And then we come to Scenario Three, the slightly implausible, but nevertheless equally likely scenario of you being descended from a River Goddess, or something of the like."
>Smile just a bit. "My apologies if any of that offended you though, you're a rather interesting individual, filled with potential. As the young oft are."