Mokou Quest 2: Sinnoh Edition

[capt. h]

>We have a Scyther, right? Let's ask Cirno if it's a wise decision to evolve it.

> "Yes." Cirno says, casting her line. "The only thing Scizor's weak to is fire. Scyther has trouble with fire and rocks and electricity and ice..."

> "Just evolve the Scyther," Cirno says "In case you don't know about Pokemon, Scizor is one of the most overpowered Steel types with Bullet Punch AND Technician."

>Find a Nurse of something, we want to know about the Registeel.

>Explore the boat, by that I mean barging into random rooms, to see if we will encounter anyone interesting.

> You decide to barge into rooms at random, secret-agent style. Unfortunately, there's only the front deck, the back deck, and a small indoor cafeteria-style thing. It has chairs and tables and a small snack shop, but not much else.

> After you finish exploring you arrive at Canalave, and disembark the ship. It is now evening. You head to the pokemon center with Cirno, you note that Cirno caught some kind of blowfish. Keine departed from you, she'll be back from the library later tonight.

> You hand the nurse your pokemon. She says, "We'll need to keep this registeel overnight. You know, this is the first time I've ever seen one of those," and hands back all your other pokemon except the new Lucario, which she deposits into the PC.

>Find a Nurse of something, we want to know about the Registeel.

> "I can't tell you much about registeel; I know they live for centuries, and are very rare. Regirock, Regice, and Registeel are known for extremely high endurance, but you'd need to do some research for details. You're pokedex might help too."

> "Brandon is famous for them. He's an archeologist and a trainer that has the full set."

>I say we don't evolve Scyther because lol looks more badass then Scizor. An we have two steel types already da ze!

> Hm... on the one hand, you do already have two steel types. On the other, Scizor is only weak to fire, while Scyther is weak to fire plus a lot of other things. Still, can't argue Scyther's badass factor.

Don't evolve Scyther yet. Forcing our pokemon to undergo genetic changes for the sake of pure power is something that should be thought out first.

> There's no need to rush into anything. You have plenty of time to think it over. Besides, even if you wanted to you don't know how to use the metal coat to make Edge evolve.

> Evolution is weird.

>_

[DNAbc]

>While we are at it, what's our inventory?
>Bug the NEET before going to bed
>Consider eating Fire Stone to see if it affects ourselves

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>Check Pokemon.
>Because we should totally use our new Lucario

[capt. h]

>While we are at it, what's our inventory?

> Your inventory is as follows:

> 20,600 p. The conversion rate is 100 P = $1.
> 1 pokeball
> 1 premier ball
> 3 potions
> 2 antidotes
> 1 burn heal
> 1 oran berry
> TM 23 Iron Tail
> TM 51 Roost

> 1 makeshift fishing rod. It's really more of a stick with a thread attached to it.
> 1 ferry pass. This will get you back and forth between the regions known as Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, Hoenn, Unova, and Orre.
> 1 Pokedex
> 1 cellphone, with several numbers programmed on it.
> 1 town map. You can pick up the town map for each region in any pokemon center. Your current map covers Kanto and Johto.
> 1 firestone
> 1 metal coat
> 1 torn shirt. You should really get that looked at.
> 1 spare pair of red pants.

>Consider eating Fire Stone to see if it affects ourselves

> You consider eating it. It doesn't look very edible - it's about as hard as a rock and is about the size of your cell phone.

>Check Pokemon.
>Because we should totally use our new Lucario

> Your current party contains

> Kingler
> Magikarp
> Charmeleon
> Beedrill
> Scyther
> Haunter

>Bug the NEET before going to bed

> You decide to bug Kaguya. You dial her number.

> "Hello, neet."

> "Hello, bum," Kaguya says back.

>_

[DNAbc]

>"Where are you?"
>"How many times have you accidentally killed yourself today?"

[IdiotsOpposite]

"How many legendaries have you caught?"

[capt. h]

>"Where are you?"

> "Right now, Jubilife. The Poketch company is here, they sell all purpose watches. It's a pretty good deal too, I bought mine for just 700 P today, seems to be some kind of sale."

>"How many times have you accidentally killed yourself today?"

> "Zero times. Ditching Cirno really decreased my mortality rate. My advice is to keep a good 100 yards away from Cirno at all times."

"How many legendaries have you caught?"

> "That's an odd question; did you get your ass handed to you by a Mesprit or somthing?"

>_

[DNAbc]

>"Nah, just want to tell you I got a Registeel."
>"Oh, and I saw this...eh...white...horse....thingy with a ring round its body on Route 117, why don't you go and check it out?"

[capt. h]

>"Nah, just want to tell you I got a Registeel."

> "I'll believe it when I see it."

>"Oh, and I saw this...eh...white...horse....thingy with a ring round its body on Route 117, why don't you go and check it out?"

> "Route 117 is a daycare in Hoenn. There's no way you've ever been there."

>_

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>"ANd how, exactly, do you know this?"

[capt. h]

>"ANd how, exactly, do you know this?"

> "You've been calling me daily, after all. You confirmed that you traveled west from Pallet and I have no reason to believe you left Johto prior to meeting me in the ship from Olivine. And if you went from Canalave to Hoenn, well, the ship wouldn't have arrived yet."

> "If you're asking about the day care center, then... Yukari's not the only person in Gensokyo that knows about pokemon."

> "You know, the calling every day thing is getting kind of weird. Do you enjoy being verbally abused, or is it that you don't have any friends?"

>_

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>Change Magikarp with Lucarin

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Kill Kaguya through the phone.
>"Just called to gloat about catching a legendary."

[DNAbc]

>"It's...It's not like I am calling you everyday because I like you or something! :blush: "
>Proceed to laid Kaguya
>"Meh, this calling every day thing is indeed kind of weird, but why are you still picking up the phone?"

[capt. h]

>Change Magikarp with Lucarin

> You swap Magikarp out for Lucario, while noting that Lucarin has a certain ring to it.

> Then again, so does China.

>Kill Kaguya through the phone.

> You would love to kill Kaguya via phoneline, unfortunately you haven't found a spell for long-distance stabbing. Not that you wouldn't be opposed to doing some research on the subject. Yukari might have some ideas, she's really good at portal magic.

>"Just called to gloat about catching a legendary."

> "You mean you weren't joking?" Kaguya says. "Oh. Well good for you little miss phone stalker."

>"It's...It's not like I am calling you everyday because I like you or something! :blush: "
>Proceed to laid Kaguya

> You procede to have hot tsundere phone sex.

> BAD END.

>"Meh, this calling every day thing is indeed kind of weird, but why are you still picking up the phone?"

> "Because I love heaping verbal abuse on you, loser. And because you're the only person who ever calls..."

>_

[LaserTurtle]

>"Eh? What was it? You're muttering!"
>"Anyway, I've got more important things to do, such as training this LEGENDARY POKEMON!"
>Hang up.

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Then call Yukari, like we tried to do while we were in the cave.

[Kyo Tanaka]

>If she doesn't answer and leads to an answering machine, threaten to kidnap chen.

[capt. h]

>"Eh? What was it? You're muttering!"

> "Absolutely nothing, loser."

>"Anyway, I've got more important things to do, such as training this LEGENDARY POKEMON!"
>Hang up.

> "Yeah, well smell you-"

> You hang up.

>Then call Yukari, like we tried to do while we were in the cave.

> You call Yukari.

> Achievement Unlocked! I'm So Lonely ;_; - Call Yukari.

> "Hello, this is the Yakumo residence. I can't come to the phoen right now, so please leave a message after the beep. *beep*"

>If she doesn't answer and leads to an answering machine, threaten to kidnap chen.

> Yukari picks up, "HEY! Only me and Ran are allowed to kidnap Chen! Find your own stalking victim."

>_

[DNAbc]

>"I have no interest in doing so, however, I would like to question about something."
>"What is this 'achievements' thingy doing in my phone, and why do you keep avoiding me?"

[capt. h]

>"I have no interest in doing so, however, I would like to question about something."

> "Alright, shoot."

>"What is this 'achievements' thingy doing in my phone, and why do you keep avoiding me?"

> "I'm not avoiding you. At least, I'm not TRYING to avoid you, if anything this whole Professor Yukari role is pretty lonely. It'd be nice if the test subjects - er, I mean, the people I sent out adventuring would call back once in a while."

> "Anyway, I was bored, so I added achievements. They're my way of adding meaningless accomplishment to your lives and trick - er, ENTICE you into calling me with a status update."

> "So... how many times have you died so far? And which deaths were unavoidable?"

>_

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"I had to threaten to kidnap chen just for you to answer."

[DNAbc]

>"I feel so sorry for you, how about I be Professor Mokou for a few decades after you died to make up for it?"
>"Well, it seems like the achievements are useless after all, tsk. Not even like we are going to get a Super Special Mega Ultra Prize for completing those ridiculously easy tasks."
>"Well, I didn't really keep track of my deaths, but the most notable one was being remotely killed by your rival through the phone via a exploding Voltorb, Kaguya is such a genius."

[Darkoda]

>"I feel so sorry for you, how about I be Professor Mokou for a few decades after you died to make up for it?"
>"Well, it seems like the achievements are useless after all, tsk. Not even like we are going to get a Super Special Mega Ultra Prize for completing those ridiculously easy tasks."
>"Well, I didn't really keep track of my deaths, but the most notable one was being remotely killed by your rival through the phone via a exploding Voltorb, Kaguya is such a genius."

>Specify that we're the ones who killed Kaguya via remote Voltorb.
>And we died, what twice against Registeel before it went down?

[capt. h]

>"I had to threaten to kidnap chen just for you to answer."

> "Jeeze, can't a girl take a shower?"

>"I feel so sorry for you, how about I be Professor Mokou for a few decades after you died to make up for it?"

> "I think I have a few years left in me yet, kid."

>"Well, it seems like the achievements are useless after all, tsk. Not even like we are going to get a Super Special Mega Ultra Prize for completing those ridiculously easy tasks."

> "Easy? Doesn't your list include multiple counts of homicide AND suicide, beating up 8 gym leaders, and catching legendary pokemon?"

> "Anyway, Ran was supposed to include prizes for completing achievements. And looking over your list... Oh. Uh... sorry about that!"

>"Well, I didn't really keep track of my deaths, but the most notable one was being remotely killed by your rival through the phone via a exploding Voltorb, Kaguya is such a genius."

> "Kaguya killed you?"

>Specify that we're the ones who killed Kaguya via remote Voltorb.

> "Oh, I get it. Heh, you know what I say - a job well done is always the most satisfying when you trick someone else into doing it."

>And we died, what twice against Registeel before it went down?

> You recount that during the Registeel battle you died once of a rock to the head and once of electrocution, followed by "Phoenix Possession".

> "Ah," Yukari says. "Now this next part is very important. Would you say your confrontation with Registeel was avoidable or unavoidable?"

>_

[DNAbc]

>"I guess it could be avoided."

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"Even if it was avoidable anyway, I'd still try to catch it. It's not common to find one as touch as that one. Didn't know it was considered "legendary," til that achievement showed up."

>"but enough of that, what are you wearing?"

>"If you're so lonely, why couldn't you organize an event or something."

[Darkoda]

>"Eh, probably could have outrun it, but where's the fun in that?"

[capt. h]

>"I guess it could be avoided."

>"Even if it was avoidable anyway, I'd still try to catch it. It's not common to find one as touch as that one. Didn't know it was considered "legendary," til that achievement showed up."

> "The important thing is that it's not like someone could accidentally kill themselves."

>"Eh, probably could have outrun it, but where's the fun in that?"

> It wasn't nearly as fast as that swarm of beedrill, and Barry was outrunning that just fine until you showed up.

>"but enough of that, what are you wearing?"

> Nothing but a towel.

>"If you're so lonely, why couldn't you organize an event or something."

> "This IS the event. Although I suppose there's always tea with Yuyuko."

> "Let's see, judging by your achievements you've met Keine, so you must know about the other groups. Any test subject ideas for this little experiment? I was thinking the satori would be fun due to her mind reading, but I'm having some trouble pulling her away from her responsibilities. Reimu's out though, once she notices the disappearances she'll make this little game into an incident. The shrine maiden can be such a killjoy.

>_

[IdiotsOpposite]

As an Okuu fan, I sort of have to recommend this.

"How about those two pets of the satori? The hell raven probably couldn't handle it on her own, after all. But with her little cat friend around to keep a lid on things..."