Author Topic: Top 6 ways to get to Gensokyo (Read 69123 times)

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #60 on:** July 03, 2012, 06:28:08 PM »

Quote from: Ibaraki Ibuki on June 24, 2012, 03:42:13 AM

56. Find a wall with a hole, set up a small shrine in front of that hole, and wait 4 days for Yukari to appear and offer you a contract to become a magical girl.

Can I make it out of paper?

AnonymousPondScum · « **Reply #61 on:** July 03, 2012, 06:32:43 PM »

It is better to use the Modify button attached to your post than to reply to each post you plan to respond to, FYI.

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #62 on:** July 03, 2012, 08:18:00 PM »

Quote from: SacredSwimmyReptile on July 03, 2012, 06:32:43 PM

It is better to use the Modify button attached to your post than to reply to each post you plan to respond to, FYI.

Okay, just answer my question.

Ibaraki Ibuki · « **Reply #63 on:** July 03, 2012, 08:31:31 PM »

Quote from: trap her in Makai forever on July 03, 2012, 06:28:08 PM

Can I make it out of paper?

I don't see why not. But I don't recommend it if you plan to burn lots of incense.

Quote from: trap her in Makai forever on July 03, 2012, 06:20:02 PM

What is the easiest way to get to Gensokyo? I don't know! :ohdear:

Fold 9999 paper Cirnos and then make a wish.

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #64 on:** July 03, 2012, 08:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Ibaraki Ibuki on July 03, 2012, 08:31:31 PM

I don't see why not. But I don't recommend it if you plan to burn lots of incense.

I made it out of paper. One sheet, drawn on both sides.
Hooray for Yukari! Hooray for Yukari! Hooray for Yukari! Hooray for Yukari! Hooray for Yukari!

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #65 on:** July 03, 2012, 08:47:42 PM »

Hey, I made a self-insert fanfic where I'm transported to Gensokyo.

Here it is:
Watching the Barrier

It is 3:00 am. I have suddenly woken up when dreaming about Touhou. I hear a noise. The sound is coming from the living room. I sneak downstairs. That?s when it happens. I see Yukari. I can?t believe my eyes. Yukari tells me, ?Come with me! You?ll like it!? I respond ?Yes.? Then, a few seconds later, sunlight streams through a city lined with cherry trees. A brown house stands in the corner of my eye. Then, I see Reimu. She tells me that I had crossed the Hakurei Barrier. Now, I see some cherry blossoms sprouting. Me and Reimu run through the city?s path of cherry trees. The golden sunshine lights the path with sparkling shadows. The sky reflects the clouds with daylight. I see the Forest of Magic, lining with rainbows. The Hakurei Barrier is far away. The sunlight blocks it. Alice greets me. ?Hello!? she says. I greet her back. Marisa smiles and says hi. I say hello back. ?Well, my visit is short. It?s time for me to go. Bye!? ?YAMUKO, GYATE GYATE!? I yell. Soon, I?m back home. It?s 5:57. I go back to my room, and wait for the sun to rise. 3 minutes later, the sun rises. The sunshine reflects on my room, and it reminds me of the way it did in Gensokyo.

The End.
There it is. Now when do I go?

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #66 on:** July 03, 2012, 08:53:13 PM »

Quote from: DeltaSierra4 on June 25, 2012, 02:12:43 AM

Speaking of which, why don't we also make some suggestions for sightseeing and eateries for those who are new to Gensokyo?

I wrote down some in my notebook. I'll choose number 2, the Hakurei Buffet.

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #67 on:** July 03, 2012, 08:54:28 PM »

Hey - I thought of one - yell out "YAMUKO, GYATE GYATE!" at 8:00 at night. Yukari will appear.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #68 on:** July 03, 2012, 09:12:31 PM »

Sariel, I'd like to point out that "edit your posts instead of spamming the thread" wasn't a suggestion. Double-/triple-/quadruple-posting is sort of frowned upon.

Keep that in mind, please?

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #69 on:** July 03, 2012, 09:40:49 PM »

Quote from: Patchourdj Knowledge on July 03, 2012, 09:12:31 PM

Sariel, I'd like to point out that "edit your posts instead of spamming the thread" wasn't a suggestion. Double-/triple-/quadruple-posting is sort of frowned upon.

Keep that in mind, please?

Okay, but let's get back on-topic. What is your way?

trap her in Makai forever · « **Reply #70 on:** July 03, 2012, 10:02:03 PM »

come on please... Wait, wait, WE are off-topic! What's your way to get to Gensokyo?

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #71 on:** July 03, 2012, 10:46:01 PM »

Quote from: trap her in Makai forever on July 03, 2012, 10:02:03 PM

come on please...

Cut it out with the post spamming instead of modifying your post or enjoy getting banned.

edit: wow, nice spamming in other threads too. Here, I grant you the gift of a nice vacation.

AnonymousPondScum · « **Reply #72 on:** July 04, 2012, 02:44:01 AM »

SO ANYWAY...

...Hold my thumb out and hitchhike. :V

Poochy.EXE · « **Reply #73 on:** July 05, 2012, 05:40:33 AM »

Take the no-bus. Because as we all know, there are no buses in Gensokyo.

Error · « **Reply #74 on:** July 05, 2012, 07:00:00 AM »

I keep trying to think of an actual plausible way to reach Gensokyo...
Thought of a pretty good one but I forgot it...
Perhaps that is the key?

Develop a taste for blood and pray you don't start sparkling.

haoreos2 · « **Reply #75 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:08:26 AM »

Quote from: Poochy.EXE on July 05, 2012, 05:40:33 AM

Take the no-bus. Because as we all know, there are no buses in Gensokyo.

With no evidence to the contrary I am forced to conclude this is a bus with the front having a giant no-mask in front to scare off evil spirits, like the figureheads on ye olde ships.

Nice.

Kosmos · « **Reply #76 on:** July 05, 2012, 10:02:32 PM »

If there exists an arbitrary shape of Euclidean geometry consisting of points on a plane which are equidistant from an arbitrary point, and the metamathematician himself steps inside and defines its nominative to be 'Gensoukyo', then he is in Gensoukyo.

-"Draw a circle in the dirt, step inside, and call it whatever you want" Theorem.

If there exists an arbitrary female of non-euclidean geometry (3D, not 2D!) who is the metamathematician's girlfriend, and the metamathematician himself comes inside and defines its nominative to be 'Gensoukyo', then he is in Gensoukyo.

-"Woo a girl, f*** her, and call her whatever you want" Theorem.

Oh · « **Reply #77 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:45:01 AM »

Did anyone recommend helium exit bag yet?

DeltaSierra4 · « **Reply #78 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:23:08 AM »

lol we have gathered at least a hundred ways of going into Gensokyo and we're still using the title of only 6 ways?

π: Get a bunch of suikas and watch them multiply exponentially.

R: Learn how to eat spirits and keep eating them until you enter trance mode. You'll enjoy approximately 5 seconds of Gensokyo and then be transported back to the real world.

e: Call Yukari's cell phone. Chances are that she'll not pick it up though

Aya Reiko · « **Reply #79 on:** July 09, 2012, 06:25:45 AM »

O. Get cast into Oblivion. Find your way out, and hope you exit into Gensokyo. The Space Core may help you for the first part.

A. Roam the major Japanese shopping areas in winter and look for a blonde woman that, for some untangible reason, just seems... not right. It might be Yukari. Get in her good graces. (Though good luck with that.)

Forsaken by all · « **Reply #80 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:00:09 PM »

Buy a book about demonology and summon a demon. Give your little brother to it, so it helps you.
(If you don't have one, go to the next orphanage and take the child that annoys you the most in three minutes. )
Then, ask the demon to bring you to Makai, from where you probably find a way to Gensokyo.

Become the ultimate masochist. Tenshi will come by sooner or later in order to learn from you. Have her bring you to Gensokyo in exchange.
Alternatively, do the same as a sadist. Yuuka will have you abducted and try to kill you to get to the top again. Run away at the right time, or impress her so much she spares you (Not recommended).

Aya Reiko · « **Reply #81 on:** July 13, 2012, 03:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Forsaken by all on July 10, 2012, 03:00:09 PM

Become the ultimate masochist. Tenshi will come by sooner or later in order to learn from you. Have her bring you to Gensokyo in exchange.
Alternatively, do the same as a sadist. Yuuka will have you abducted and try to kill you to get to the top again. Run away at the right time, or impress her so much she spares you (Not recommended).

Unfortunately for the former, Yuuka might decide you'd make a great plaything instead.

Mеа · « **Reply #82 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:58:21 AM »

Quote from: Aya Reiko on July 13, 2012, 03:54:27 AM

Unfortunately for the former, Yuuka might decide you'd make a great plaything instead.

You seem to imply that this is a bad thing

Error · « **Reply #83 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:54:47 PM »

?: Find the abandoned Hakurei shrine somewhere in Aokigahara.

teefa85 · « **Reply #84 on:** July 14, 2012, 03:08:17 AM »

Make a giant paper gap and place it on a carpeted surface. Hold onto any Touhou memorabilia, focus on getting to Gensokyo, and jump into the now active gap. It'll drop you off somewhere random in Gensokyo, mattering how Yukari feels at the time.

DNAbc · « **Reply #85 on:** July 15, 2012, 04:34:39 AM »

-Chant 'I like trains' exactly 1938B10Y (OHSHI) times a day while uploading nekkid pictures of Chen continuously, not long after, Yukari and Ran will steamroll you over with an interdimensional train and you will be taken to Eiki-sama for your sins.

Kaisou · « **Reply #86 on:** July 15, 2012, 07:22:06 AM »

If you want to get to Gensokyo, here's a good way how!

What you need:
- A cucumber
- A document of scientific knowledge, a.k.a. a folder with something simple like H2O = water or the like
- A wrench if document is not attainable
- A lake

What to do:
1) First, if you want to use a document, write, in permanent marker, "SCIENCE STUFF INSIDE" and laminate.
2) Tie document or wrench to cucumber.
3) Throw cucumber + wrench into lake.
4) Wait about four days to two years for Nitori to appear.
5) When she tries to escape, grab her backpack to ride like a turtle to the gap to Gensokyo.
6) When you are in the gap, do not scream. If Nitori developed a transporter, steal it from behind her.

Tips:
- If caught, Nitori will escape and you will have to try a different lake.
- Repels will never work because odd transporting laws cause Nitori's level to drop to level 0.5 or so.
- If you anger Nitori, then RUN. RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK. DON'T STARE INTO THAT CANNON, JUST RUN.
I am not responsible for any injuries or casualties caused in the process. Have a nice day~

Leopold621 · « **Reply #87 on:** July 18, 2012, 09:50:52 AM »

Quote from: trap her in Makai forever on June 22, 2012, 07:55:10 PM

1. Dig a huge hole in backyard. Place a cherry and a leaf in it. At night, a character like Chen, Lunasa, Lyrica, Merlin, Lily White, Lily Black, Yuyuko or Ran will eat the cherry and put a note in its place, showing directions to Gensokyo. Go in this hole at exactly 8:00 the next night, and follow the note's directions. You're there!

Me: *Digs hole in backyard*
Mom: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Me: Digging a hole in our backyard to put a cherry and a leaf in so that a Touhou character can come and eat it and leave a note which will be showing directions to Gensokyo so I can go in the hole exactly at 8:00 tomorow night and follow the note's directions!
Mom:

Error · « **Reply #88 on:** July 20, 2012, 05:28:03 PM »

Surely you'd stand a better chance of entering Gensokyo during the 'witching hours'!

So um...

?: wander around in a secluded area between 2-3 AM

Tao-Sensei · « **Reply #89 on:** July 21, 2012, 12:07:42 AM »

Find a lake and pour blood into it. Dive in and swim (or sink) until you reach a place you can breath under it. You are now underneath the Lake of Blood. Swim back up and you'll be in Gensokyo. Or, if swimming isn't your thing, live with Yuuka in her mansion for the rest of your life. But if you think that's a bad idea, find a way to make her take you to the surface, like telling her there's a newly grown sunflower field at (this place) and slip away before she kills you for your lie.

Author Topic: Top 6 ways to get to Gensokyo (Read 69123 times)

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