Tales of TF2:
I do/see so much stupid crap in tf2 that I need to do one too now. Dunno how to quote like that though.
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It was a time ago on Badwater. Offense. I was a medic, as I regularly am for my first life, for the free Uber.
SCIENCE My philosophy demands that half the team should be. I'd just finished talking my friend into letting me medic him. A hard-won victory.
When the gates opened, we rushed out an inadvisably-long distance, as I often do, before I popped my Uber.
Kunaitotheface killl.
Backstab.
Backstab.
Backstab.
Backstab.
Backstab?
Regrets? That the server had no replays, and that I didn't have a mic.
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And somehow we ended up taking out 5-6 members of the enemy team. I got 0 achievements for that. Their medic-heavy seemed to ignore us completely and got stabbed
en passant, which may have been the funniest part.
I've had less success on subsequent sniper/engie/spy Ubers ("THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO ACHIEVEMENT FOR UBERING A SNIPER!") . Like 4 kills and one sap total or something. Pubs are cannot think on their feet. They always panic or run at the spawn. =M