Town must lynch the scum to death. (Chelsea and the 7Devils Mafia Game Over)

[Sasword]

People really seem to hate it when I tell them why I'm obviously not scum with people. But looking at Septentrion's play it should be obvious he was trying to mislynch me based on connections to his scumpartner. I also think I just maybe would have chosen to bring people who don't hate my guts to LYLO with me. :p

The part you outlined about Selena only matters if I had wanted to bring her to the endgame. Which apparently I didn't because I killed her? The thing about Selena being able to cop and it be 1 vs 1 with a no-lynch was my idea in the first place. >_> You're suggesting that I as scum would give you the idea to do that at all instead of quietly joining the lynch parades that were on Selena and Quiche.

Also I'm really fucking town seriously. I'm stuck here in LYLO with two lurkers who I can barely talk to long enough for them to tell me -I'm- the scummy one.

[Decade]

OWOOOA

You're thinking about it wrong but now we're just arguing semantics.

If we had nled with 6 people we could have entered 5 way with a mislynch and I guess a report and if it was a guilty it was autowin.  We didn't so, we entered mylo with what was supposed to be a report and if she guiltied the eye then they would have had to battle it out.  That's not what happened since you lynched Lord Pumpkin.

The only thing I hate about you calling yourself confirmed town is that you're using illegitamite cases on me and acting like I should just let them slide.
I still don't get why I'm being fosed for having the wrong read when I laid out all I was thinking.  Just because the actions can fit Scum!Joker, doesn't mean I have the intent of scum.
Or are we still not on the same page?

[Sasword]

Incidentally I wish I could say this was the first time I've been called a two-faced ho. >_>

I have never called myself confirmed town, merely obvious. There is a mechanical difference. And I'm not sure what your intent was. I've told you that your intentions seem scummy to me.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I just have to decide.

Mister Cuckooface's D2 post is wonderful and lovely and my doubts on him have been cleared. Oh oh oh, and Ms.Bobomboi, I have absolutely no idea who the Joker Choker is. Doesn't help that he's barely posted. Oh wait... barely posted... does that mean it's...? I'm only good at identifying the obvious people, and I've only managed to figure out one person who isn't one of the two obviouses. Well three obviouses if I count myself I guess! Oooh, I guess I got the dead pumpkin-masked girl too, but she's all dead and stuff. ...oh wait, this isn't exactly relevant, where was I again.

Would Pyoa lie about this? He's been so honest so far. Hand waving Septentrion as scum, thinking all the town are townie.. it seems like such a harmless comment but if it's true Joker can't be scum. Does it sound like it's confirmation biasy? It might be because obviously his buddies would be guessing who it is.. is it really that simple? Even more annoyingly, he never mentions Endymion, ever. His only comment with him in it is 'Endymion is town' without any why or reason.

It seems like the way he avoids talking about how scummy his partners are is by not mentioning them at all. Oh god but the targets and the insanity and the doc and FDHFGHGFHGFHFGH

NO FUCK IT I'M GOING TO DO THIS. oh god if I get tricked by this I will cry tears of blood.

##VOTE: ENDYMION

aaa oh god don't look at the screen no stop erasing it anfsugjfg

[Sasword]

Do something you stupid clown

[Decade]

I won't slow roll you.

Endymion needs to talk one more time since there's only one thought in the back of my head that's keeping me from hammering right now.

[Sasword]

*_____*

THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE PAIR OF EYES IN THIS GAME! I should have known it would be a staring contest from the start.
At this point it's obvious to me we're together here because we've been slapfighting like idiots.

[Sasword]

Let's Play Bunny Must Die Mafia: Sorting suspicions!

Beaten To Death:

1. Lord Dechronos (Town Time Keeper, Lynched Day 1)

Fully agreeing with Alice's opinion on DeChronos' post here. The rest of his postsuh gimme a minute.
Okay, DeChronos has pretty much been sitting on Eyes' and Pleiades' first posts with lackluster stuff for the whole day. That's... about all he's done, really.

He doesn't sound convinced he's scum.

12. Halloween Alice (Town Seedy-Looking Human, Killed Night 1)

On this note, Alice is perfectly fine, but the three ones that are just pumpkins with hats and gloves, those are who I meant.

I LOVE YOU ALICE YOU ARE MY IDOL I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO YOU

3. Pyoa Aaaa (Scum Noisemaker, Lynched Day 2)
Well he thought cases on himself were awesome

2. El Bobomboi (Town Heart Breaker, Killed Night 2)

I think the reasoning behind Pleaides' El Bobomoi vote is pretty questionable. However, Bobomoi improved later, so I'm not bothered by her. ...I think it's a her, at least. I'd ask for gender clarifications, but half of you people clearly don't have one. I'm looking at you, eyeballs and pumpkins.

He thought El Bobo was town because scum was attacking her.

7. Baron Vladmu (Town Video Killer, Killed Night 2)

Right! I had been passing off the Baron as town (Along with the cat), but what people have been saying lately make me think that I should probably reread them D: I'm too tired for it now though, and stuff tomorrow that I'll have to wake up for, so that'll have to wait until I return home tomorrow.

Passing off another town read as town.

9. Pope Cuckoobeater (Town Carraige Driver, Killed Night 2)

Mister Cuckooface's D2 post is wonderful and lovely and my doubts on him have been cleared.

Towny is town.

13. Septentrion Pleiades

Well and then there's Pleiades but his walls make me want to go :effort: and handwave him as scum but since he's a wagon and stuff now I guess I can't really do that.

:Pyoa'd: He was screaming to kill Sept with fire at the end of the day too.

10. Lord Pumpkinquiche

Well, Quiche is pretty . I'm fairly sure most people have realized who he is by now and he acts like this every game (Town or scum), so I'm pretty much leaving him for later when we have more flips to make connections with (And because eventually he should be able to start actually doing something more productive to be able to judge him with, unless maybe if he's scum I guess?).

Trying to be suspicious but still ends the paragraph with 'maybe unless he's scum'. More town handwaving.

5. Nuko Do Maron

Nuko? Where have you gone :C We I love you and think you're adorable and great but please come baaack you've had a nice long nap so go back to being the great you were being before

Townie is town.


6. Selena Milfall

...does Selena Milfall have any scum targets other then Choker Joker right now? Well, she did say something about Quiche too, and is claiming that she'll switch her vote next time she posts, so I guess we'll find out soon enough.

He's willing to wait on her next post before saying what he thinks of her but she's apparently one of his biggest suspects. Yeah.



Opinions on actual living people for comparison.


8. Eyes of 13 Sages

Eyes is lacking in talking so far, but since I agree with their actual vote, I don't have an issue with them right now.

To put things straight, I don't like Selena Milfall, Dechronos, or Pleaides. And now that I realized that mixup, Eyes is bad too because voting Choker Joker for . ...not really sure how I'd prioritize them.

Eyes, isn't really a town read or anything yet, but they seem to be improving significantly in comparison to earlier. Would not lynch today.

He doesn't say that much about me directly compared to other people. The sentences on me are short and somehow end up in his suspicions pile anyways. His post 300 however highlights how he was voting Dechronos for voting me, with the implication that this makes sense because I am the townie so this is obviously a viable defense. It also contains a reply to me, apologizing for not being able to meet my demands. Compare to post 275 where he outright tells us that Septentrion is just scum going for the easy lynch on him. Also

:C

11. Choker Joker

As for Cuckoobeater and Joker. Joker is... holy crap lurky. His content is almost nonexistent. In his first two posts it's pretty much limited to giving a short comment on a quote and then voting the person, (His second has a wall of responses to quotes but there's not much actual content in there) and at day end he's just "DeChronos isn't scum, Eyes is slightly scummy ##Vote Eyes". He may as well not exist.

I could just copy/paste what I said about this before. RE: These two are not scum together and if I would listen to my own Process of Elimination we could have lynched Endymion Day 3. But at least he tried so hard to sound suspicious.


Opinions on The Scumbag:


4. Endymion
(THIS SPACE FOR RENT)

Bobomoi Endymion and Cuckoobeater are town

You are free to do a Cntl+F of his posts. This is the only time he mentions Endymion. As you can note, he doesn't hestiate to tell us when people are townie in his streams of consciousness. Except he's trying really hard to forget about Endymion. I would point you to another game where he did this but meta in an Anonymous game? Bah. Someone who Isn't Being Mentioned but is a magical town read is just as suspicious as someone who is being randomly read as scum because *reasons*. Scum do not like talking about their partners, especially not why they're townie. But a handwave town read is harmless, right? No one will think twice of it.

Endymion, that was a mean trick, telling me how dare I believe Joker's case on you, without ever telling me what exactly was wrong with it. Guilt instead of an actual defense, I understand what scummy AtE feels like now. Surely this will stop it from ever fooling me again no it won't.

[Kilgamayan]

Endymion has been prodded for inactivity.

[Sasword]

I won't be here for quite a few hours if anyone wants to argue with me so
It would be awesome if I came back to a dead giant eyeball though~

[Den-O]

Sorry for the absence; had nothing to do with mafia.

Endymion, that was a mean trick, telling me how dare I believe Joker's case on you, without ever telling me what exactly was wrong with it. Guilt instead of an actual defense, I understand what scummy AtE feels like now. Surely this will stop it from ever fooling me again no it won't.

What are you even referring to here? As for what was wrong for it; basically he was twisting stuff so much I had no idea where to start.

Your eagerness to see me hammered in my absence is noted though. You filthy scumbag, I should never have jumped off you. I'll have something written up, but Choker Joker don't you dare let her win by proclaiming herself as *~obvious town*~ like she does every game she's scum.

[Den-O]

You are free to do a Cntl+F of his posts. This is the only time he mentions Endymion. As you can note, he doesn't hestiate to tell us when people are townie in his streams of consciousness. Except he's trying really hard to forget about Endymion. I would point you to another game where he did this but meta in an Anonymous game? Bah. Someone who Isn't Being Mentioned but is a magical town read is just as suspicious as someone who is being randomly read as scum because *reasons*. Scum do not like talking about their partners, especially not why they're townie. But a handwave town read is harmless, right? No one will think twice of it.

zzz now that you've forced the 1v1 you're just pulling up whatever shit supports your theory. When Pyoa gives a cursory mention of other town members it's obvious he's just having confirmation bias that they're town but when he gives a cursory mention of me it's because he's trying to forget about me because I'm his scumbuddy? This is the problem I have with your reading of Pyoa. You're pulling out mystery motivations from his posts like they're solid and immutable, and you're using them to support whatever theory you're pushing at the time. You know who knows what Pyoa was thinking? Pyoa and his scumbuddies. Here watch I can do it too.

Eyes is lacking in talking so far, but since I agree with their actual vote, I don't have an issue with them right now.

To put things straight, I don't like Selena Milfall, Dechronos, or Pleaides. And now that I realized that mixup, Eyes is bad too because voting Choker Joker for . ...not really sure how I'd prioritize them.

Eyes, isn't really a town read or anything yet, but they seem to be improving significantly in comparison to earlier. Would not lynch today.

Here Pyoa throws suspicion on Eyes and waffles on them voraciously. First he doesn't have an issue, then he says they're bad and he doesn't know how to prioritize them? Nice to way get out of having to state an opinion on them. Then he later says that Eyes is not a town read, but he isn't willing to lynch them. Do you see that? EYES IS NOT A TOWN READ, BUT HE'S NOT WILLING TO LYNCH THEM. I wonder what the motivation for that is, hmm?

How should I put this. You're rewriting history? God if you're going to pull this trick at least go all six ways between me, Pyoa, and Sept. Otherwise it leaves you to use gems like this:

I can't get a read on Kilga either but having me flip confirmed town will help you find his alignment too.

Won't be back till later tonight. Glad I don't have to fully reread this mess though now. God I wasn't looking forward to that. :V

[Den-O]

Endymion, that was a mean trick, telling me how dare I believe Joker's case on you, without ever telling me what exactly was wrong with it. Guilt instead of an actual defense, I understand what scummy AtE feels like now.

Actually here, let's make this crystal clear. Show me what parts you agreed with and why you agreed with them. See at the time I thought you were just derping but by now it's clear you were cheerleading a case which you had no intention of making yourself. So show me what you agreed with. I don't think you can do it believably; here's a challenge for your ~*perfect scum record*~ missus.

[Den-O]

This is why I'm mad about the Quiche quicklynch. First, your posts throughout the day didn't indicate that you would have gone for the quiche lynch. Maybe if you had shown an indication of that I would have pushed for no lynch harder, but the last minute quickhammer erased all possibility of that. You hammered Quiche because you felt you could get away with it by being ~*townie obvtown*~ and because he wasn't going to take his eyes off of you in LYLO. And you couldn't NK him to get rid of a threat because no one would have killed him except you.

Do you know what I wanted a no-lynch? Because I would have been CONFIRMED FUCKING TOWN in LYLO if Selena had gone ahead and copped me. I expected to be confirmed town after the no lynch. But nooooo~ you had to quicklynch quiche. Right now I'm thinking the quicklynch steered Selena away from copping me and towards confirming himself given that town would have one less day till LYLO. It made the next day 4P MYLO instead of 5P, which amps up the stress factor. I imagine he felt confirming himself would be more useful given that situation, which is why I wanted no lynch in the first place.

Do you understand that? I'm mad because I would have been fucking confirmed town and Eyes' quicklynch pretty much erased the chances of that.

[Den-O]

##Vote: Eyes
Thought I did this a few posts ago.

Spoiler:

I almost typed the wrong name to vote there because I'm tired >_>

[Den-O]

*_____*

THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE PAIR OF EYES IN THIS GAME! I should have known it would be a staring contest from the start.
At this point it's obvious to me we're together here because we've been slapfighting like idiots.

I'd like to point that me and Joker have been the ones slapfighting all game.

[Den-O]

Would Pyoa lie about this? He's been so honest so far. Hand waving Septentrion as scum, thinking all the town are townie.. it seems like such a harmless comment but if it's true Joker can't be scum. Does it sound like it's confirmation biasy? It might be because obviously his buddies would be guessing who it is.. is it really that simple? Even more annoyingly, he never mentions Endymion, ever. His only comment with him in it is 'Endymion is town' without any why or reason.

I want to say that the reasoning used here is bullshit if you actually read what Eyes is talking about.

I have absolutely no idea who the Joker Choker is. Doesn't help that he's barely posted. Oh wait... barely posted... does that mean it's...?

Looks like a pretty clear jab at Joker's player slot to me especially given that last bit. But you seem to know more. Inside info given you were his scumbuddy?

Right now it's pretty clear you tried to get the quicklynch on me while I wasn't here and voted me because Joker's been hating on me all game while using this bullshit handwave as justification. It ain't gonna be that easy.

[Decade]

Of course I wouldn't have quicklynched you. Have more faith in me, Fuck.

I need to contemplate what just happened though.

[Sasword]

Actually I wanted you hammered in -my- absence. Like a shiny gift after coming home. Considering the argument Joker and I were having before I didn't expect him to make a choice before actually hearing from you. I also don't proclaim myself obvious town when I'm scum. I just use the 'I'm town so just believe me pout face I am so adorable' defense. Word for word what you used to simultaniously keep me open as an option while trying to appeal to my townie heart.

As to what I'm referring to, this.

Not going to respond to the case on Eyes and the rest but it should be blatantly obvious that this guy (Choker Joker) is just throwing mud at whatever sticks.
I'm sincerely disappointed. How the fuck can you agree with what he's saying? What are you even talking about?

This post is rambly but I just woke up and now I have to get to work and I won't be back before deadline. No doubt Choker Joker will use this as a point to attack me. I only joined to fill up the signups, so he can bite me. We're lynching him tomorrow by the way.

Defending yourself by making me feel like a terrible person for even contemplating that Joker might have been right about you, without a reason why it was wrong. You never got around to refuting his 'crap case' like you said you would. You concentrate full force on trying to get me lynched. Your case on me even has more I'll Get To This Later in it. You'll talk about why I'm scum later. You've put enough cases on layaway.

Pyoa doesn't give a 'cursory mention' of town members. He rants about them on multiple occasions. He avoids mentioning Endymion like the plague. Even a skim of the content makes it easy to see it's completely different. And as for your uhm, interpretation, he tried to get out of putting an opinion on alot of people. They had something in common involving green in their name. There was no trying in your direction. You Do Not Exist.

That Schezo quote is from after he was confirmed dead that day. Note how he doesn't mention an alignment for Kilga, just says his alignment will become obvious. It's a garbage quote meant to sound like he's avoiding telling you about Kilga. And then people lynched the only townie on the list. Silly townies. Schezo is also not Pyoa and at least tries to mention his scumbuddies more then once in his entire content of posts. You know, speaking of Schezo, I've been thinking about your claim. I think you claimed all your targets truthfully. When Selena was pushing for your claim first it sounded like she saw you go somewhere. I think you believed she was a tracker and you claimed doc for the CotA Chaore Refuge in Audacity defense. It's so crazy and would make you so confirmed scum that you targetted both someone that scum had claimed to watch and then the scum that had been involved in crazy suicide tactics that it had to wrap around and make you town!

You keep saying I'm rewriting history, but I'm literally quoting him and pointing out what he does. There is no rewrite here. This is what happened! This has been your case against everyone. Point at them and say THAT'S SCUMMY. There is no why.

I admit that your attitiude around the cop and the no-lynch threw me off at first today. I wonder what the night plan was for that. Perhaps Selena dodged a bullet and I will look the fool for almost getting you confirmed as 'town'.

Yeah, that quote is a jab at his player slot. Saying he doesn't know who he is. As in they aren't in a QT together. It's mad inside info to put together that this means they're not scum together. I am such a devious scumbag. That gosh darn reading the game and taking things that happened and inferring things from that. Are you mad I found such an awesome slip?

[Sasword]

Wait Chaore wasn't in CotA. I'm thinking of JJBM. Wit the doctor and the have to run out the door now bye

[Decade]

Ok I've read and reread this fukken game and Septentrion doesn't feel like she was bussing Eyes whenever she went to address them.

Of course I also remember not liking either of you this whole game so hammer is driving me up the fucking wall.

... an hour later and this is still hard.  Then I keep looking and Endymion hardbuddying Pyoa and oh my fucking God.  If I keep rereading I'm just going to waffle like the horrible player I am.

No regrets:

##Vote: Endymion

[Kilgamayan]

HAMMER SHUT YOUR SEWER HOLES

[Kilgamayan]

It's only fitting that this game would end while I was away from home.

Endymion, Scum Private Eye, was poked to death!

Game over! Town wins!

Night actions and stuff will be posted when I get home. You all have to wait just a little longer to learn about Night 2, sorry!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

The fuck, Shadoweh was town?

[Schezo]

Oh my fucking GOD.

You don't know how hard this game was for me.

Like seriously the most stressful game I've ever played here.  I'm glad I could replace in and not mess up a game though.

[Bardiche]

My favourite part was where four people died.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

I'm waiting to see how disappointed HW will be with Swadomeh.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

so i guess my theory about bard trolling the graveyard was right n2?

because if shadoweh was town then i really have no idea

[Vhaltz]

Good job, man. I seriously couldn't have picked Endymion over Eyes given how Eyes played from D3 onwards, it all felt like ~*fluff*~
Then again perhaps that was just confirmation bias due to people wanting Eyes dead badly in the graveyard. I do wonder what I would've done had I lived.

And man, if Eyes had been lynched instead and flipped town I can barely imagine the rage she'd get from Hw and Dormio.

[Bardiche]

so i guess my theory about bard trolling the graveyard was right n2?

because if shadoweh was town then i really have no idea

I'd have to be in the game to troll anyone in the graveyard.

On account of not having access to the graveyard.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

then who the hell was vladmu