Mokou Crosses Over into Pokemon, The Text Adventure

[capt. h]

>Call Cirno. Maybe she got her phone fixed or replaced. If not, call Kaguya.

Bug the NEET, it IS 11:30 pm after all! Also make it clear you have your second badge, and hint that you know where to find someone you know, and she is stuck with Cirno.

> You consider whether you want to call up Kaguya on Cirno. It doesn't make much sense to call both of them since they're together anyway, so it's more a matter of which one's voice you want to hear.

> Course you could call both. You enjoy bothering Kaguya.

>Call Patchy after.

> You decide Patchouli ought to be rung up as well.

>_

[Kyo Tanaka]

>for Kaguya: "Yo, ran into any bees lately?"
>"I heard of a really good place to get some awesome pokemon, and I wont be telling you."
>"Hows fairysitting?"

[Raikaria]

Call the NEET, we know her phone is functional.

Do the stuff I said last post in addittion to the above.

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>We should make sure to talk to Cirno, too, if only because she may give us more info about what Kaguya's been doing.

[capt. h]

Bug the NEET, it IS 11:30 pm after all!

> You pick up your phone and ring Kaguya up.

>for Kaguya: "Yo, ran into any bees lately?"

> "Nope!"

Also make it clear you have your second badge,

> "Is that it? I'll have you know that I already have the Boulder and the Thunder Badge!"

hint that you know where to find someone you know

> "Poor, lonely Mokou. Did Patchy kick you out over your daddy issues, or did you decide to abandon the dead weight? You never could make friends, so it's hardly surprising."

>"I heard of a really good place to get some awesome pokemon, and I wont be telling you."

> "So have I!" Kaguya says. "Me and my servant are headed there right now."

hint that she is stuck with Cirno.

>"Hows fairysitting?"

> "You mean how is having a servant that does everything you ask and will gladly charge into danger for you? It's wonderful. I've only had to shatter her four times today."

> You hear Cirno's voice in the background. "Are we there yet?"

> "No. Don't ask again."

> "Did you say we're on a boat?" Cirno asks.

> "No, stop bothering me, I'm on the phone."

> "Hi phone person guy! I'm on a boat!"

>We should make sure to talk to Cirno, too, if only because she may give us more info about what Kaguya's been doing.

> Good idea. You consider asking Kaguya to pass the phone to Cirno. Or to put you on speaker.

>_

[Raikaria]

> Hope there is some horrible accident, possibly involveing a Gyarados Or Murasa but you don't know her, that causes the boat to sink.

> Remember this wouldn't work because they can fly.

> Ask Cirno how the Slowpoke is doing, and what she's caught besides said Slowpoke.

> "So, not beaten Misty yet NEET?"

[capt. h]

> Hope there is some horrible accident, possibly involveing a Gyarados Or Murasa but you don't know her, that causes the boat to sink.

> You imagine horrible accidents involving Kaguya and Cirno. Your favorite scenario is that they get swallowed by a sea monster.

> Remember this wouldn't work because they can fly.

> Sure it would! They can't fly forever.

> Ask Cirno how the Slowpoke is doing, and what she's caught besides said Slowpoke.

> Kaguya puts you on speaker.

> "Well..." Cirno says, "I caught a clam! I named him clammy! And a vulpix called Burny, and a voltorb called Explody!"

> "Cirno is banned from showing people explody." Kaguya says "And from carrying it outside of it's ball, storing it with her other balls, and especially from storing it with my other balls."

> "Kaguya lost an arm," Cirno giggles.

> "IT'S NOT FUNNY."

> "So, not beaten Misty yet NEET?"

> "Misty wasn't my kind of trainer."

> "She got her ass kicked big time," Cirno adds.

> "Well, yes."

> "I have the Cascade badge and the soul badge. Kaguya thinks we can pool our badges to get into the Indigo league."

> "You hear that loser? We're already halfway there!" Kaguya retorts.

> "Course, only one of us would be able to get in, and I AM the stronger trainer."

> "Cirno, hush."

>_

[Raikaria]

> Make a note to avoid Explody.

> "Wait, so Cirno beat you in a battle NEET? You lost to a fairy?! *Insert laughter here*

> Ask if Squirtle or Bulbasaur have evolved yet.

[capt. h]

> Make a note to avoid Explody.

> Noted.

> "Wait, so Cirno beat you in a battle NEET? You lost to a fairy?! *Insert laughter here*

> "She cheated!" Kaguya retorts.

> "It was a double battle. I used Clammy and Explody. Clammy protected itself while Explody blew up both her pokemon. I won, because I AM the strongest."

> "No you aren't you just got lucky."

> "You did lose horribly to Misty twice."

> "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FAIRY MISTY JUST GOT LUCKY."

>_

[Hanzo K.]

>"Wait, twice, and you lost to a fairy?! Damn NEET, you really have fallen far!" Laugh long and hard.

[Raikaria]

> And the fairy beat Misty as well! How humiliateing!

> Note that Cirno is actually pretty smart when it comes to battleing with what she pulled off in that double battle.

> Ask how Kaguya got the Thunder Badge  seeing as she can't even beat Misty. She might let a new catch slip!

[Not sure if you missed the asking about evolution, since I edited it in]

[IdiotsOpposite]

If only her taste in nicknames was as good.

Soul Badge, I don't think that's a name we recognize. Ask Cirno about it.

[capt. h]

>"Wait, twice, and you lost to a fairy?! Damn NEET, you really have fallen far!" Laugh long and hard.

> "STOP LAUGHING YOU BUM."

> Ask if Squirtle or Bulbasaur have evolved yet.

> "Turtle evolved," Cirno says. "But Kaguya's Bulbasaur is still a Bulbasaur."

> Kaguya adds "It's best to take your time with these things."

> And the fairy beat Misty as well! How humiliateing!

> Note that Cirno is actually pretty smart when it comes to battleing with what she pulled off in that double battle.

> Noted. You now have more respect for the idiot fairy than Kaguya.

> Course, you've met trees you've had more respect for than Kaguya.

> You wonder if that Sudowoodo from earlier is still standing in the middle of the road.

> Ask how Kaguya got the Thunder Badge  seeing as she can't even beat Misty. She might let a new catch slip!

> "I am an extremely talented trainer after all. It shouldn't come as a surprise that I beat a mere gym leader."

> Cirno interrupts, "She caught a dugtrio in Diglett Cave, and earthquaked Surge's electric types to death."

> "I was trying to avoid mentioning our secret weapon, you know."

> "Whoops, sorry."

If only her taste in nicknames was as good.

> "But, but, Explody is THE BEST NAME EVER!"

Soul Badge, I don't think that's a name we recognize. Ask Cirno about it.

> "You get the Soul Badge from defeating the Fuchsia City gym leader. She likes turtles. She gives them funny nicknames; Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, you get the idea."

>_

[IdiotsOpposite]

Tell Cirno that Explody really is a good name, and she should use Explody more often, because it's such an awesome-sounding mon.

In other words, troll Kaguya.

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"You should take Explody around with you more. Kaguya's just jealous that she couldn't have as awesome of a pokemon as you do."

>"Met anyone else from Gensokyo? I've so far only encountered about three others other than you and the bamboo cutter."

[capt. h]

>"Met anyone else from Gensokyo? I've so far only encountered about three others other than you and the bamboo cutter."

> "Marisa tried to steal from us, but we held her up until Alice came along. Alice was furious; she's also very creative with rope. We aren't sure about the details, but it ended with Marisa locked in a suitcase on a train to Johto."

Tell Cirno that Explody really is a good name, and she should use Explody more often, because it's such an awesome-sounding mon.

In other words, troll Kaguya.

>"You should take Explody around with you more. Kaguya's just jealous that she couldn't have as awesome of a pokemon as you do."

> "I am not jealous," Kaguya says "I simply do not want to be blown up on an daily basis."

> "Don't worry Kaguya," Cirno says. "We'll find you a voltorb."

> "I DO NOT WANT A VOLTORB."

> "But he's adorable!"

> "PUT THAT THING AWA-bzzt."

> The line is dead. You consider whether you'd like to try Cirno's phone, or if you'd like to call Patchouli.

>_

[IdiotsOpposite]

Consider Kaguya trolled.

Let's not talk to the stupid NEET any longer. Patchouli sounds like the more interesting call.

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle a little. That fairy just earned a little more respect.

[capt. h]

>Chuckle a little. That fairy just earned a little more respect.

> Cirno gained 3 RESPECT points. She now has the same amount of RESPECT as the walking tree.

Consider Kaguya trolled.

> You won't consider Kaguya trolled until you get her beaten up by a troll. But this comes close.

Let's not talk to the stupid NEET any longer. Patchouli sounds like the more interesting call.

> You call the librarian.

> "Hello, Patchouli Knowledge speaking."

>_

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"Is your refrigerator running?"

>"Yo, I heard Alice tied up Marisa pretty good."

[Hanzo K.]

>"Got some funny news for ya too, Apparently that fairy's a better battler than we gave her credit. She actually beat the NEET with some kind of clam thing, and a Voltorb. Last I was talking to them, I'm pretty sure said Voltorb decided to explode on 'em."

[Raikaria]

> Maybe we should mention the fairy is Cirno, Patchouli might know her, you know, since fairies pull pranks on people, she might be a victim.

> Ask what she's been up to.

> Ask if she knows Sanae.

> Add that Marisa is being smuggled to Jhoto by Alice, so Alice might bring her cargo to you.

[capt. h]

>"Is your refrigerator running?"

> "I should invent a spell to stab people over the phone for even suggesting that old joke."

> Add that Marisa is being smuggled to Jhoto by Alice, so Alice might bring her cargo to you.

> "I noticed. The puppeteer and the mouse are right here. We aren't sure what to do with the mouse yet."

> You hear the voice of an unfamiliar girl in the background. "How about a threesome?" the voice jokes.

> "Sorry, that's Alice," Patchouli explains with a sigh. "We got our money back and then some. I'm considering leaving Marisa here for the nurses to find. It would give us a nice head start on her, don't want the mouse robbing us again."

>"Yo, I heard Alice tied up Marisa pretty good."

> "Yes, yes she has."

>"Got some funny news for ya too, Apparently that fairy's a better battler than we gave her credit. She actually beat the NEET with some kind of clam thing, and a Voltorb. Last I was talking to them, I'm pretty sure said Voltorb decided to explode on 'em."

> Maybe we should mention the fairy is Cirno, Patchouli might know her, you know, since fairies pull pranks on people, she might be a victim.

> "You mean the Scarlet Devil Mansion's ice fairy, the one that's always freezing the laundry? Surprising. Perhaps the real thing is tougher than Kaguya expected. The clam thing would probably be a Shellder, a water type. Not surprised that her Voltorb blew up in her face. Voltorb is a nasty pokemon, most trainers don't like having anything to do with them due to their explosive nature. I myself wouldn't touch them."

> Ask if she knows Sanae.

> "I know of her, but I don't know much about her besides her profession. Remilia Scarlet is fairly hostile to new religions, last time she invited Sanae over it ended in a shouting match, followed by a spell duel."

> Ask what she's been up to.

> "I did some shopping, and I challenged the Goldenrod gym leader. But the big news of the day is we got Marisa."

>_

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"Hey, what did she mean by threesome?"

>tell Patchy what we learned about the gangs.

[capt. h]

>"Hey, what did she mean by threesome?"

> "I'm not going to ask."

>tell Patchy what we learned about the gangs.

> "Unfortunate. It sounds like Kanto and Johto are safest. I did see a few guys with big red "R's" on their shirts hanging around the radio station."

>_

[Hanzo K.]

"That'd be Team Rocket. I hear they're not exactly the best people, but they're tolerated for some inane reason. I'm considering heading over to where Aqua and Magma are to bust some heads once I've wrapped up here in Johto."

[Raikaria]

"That'd be Team Rocket. I hear they're not exactly the best people, but they're tolerated for some inane reason. I'm considering heading over to where Aqua and Magma are to bust some heads once I've wrapped up here in Johto."

> Aren't we heading to Canaleve to see Keine?

[IdiotsOpposite]

> Aren't we heading to Canaleve to see Keine?

I thought we were. Afterwards, though, we can go kick some Team Aqua and Team Magma ass.

[Hanzo K.]

Yeah, that's AFTER we find Keine.

[capt. h]

"That'd be Team Rocket. I hear they're not exactly the best people, but they're tolerated for some inane reason. I'm considering heading over to where Aqua and Magma are to bust some heads once I've wrapped up here in Johto."

> "You're crazy." Patchouli says.

> Aren't we heading to Canaleve to see Keine?

I thought we were. Afterwards, though, we can go kick some Team Aqua and Team Magma ass.

Yeah, that's AFTER we find Keine.

> Why yes, you are headed to Canalave.

>_