>"Tough bugs eh? Not exactly my thing, since I prefer fire and all. But that could be pretty useful to have. Anything you could tell me about the ones you can find there? I'm hoping to find a Beedrill specifically, because there's someone I don't get along with who had a rather amusing run-in with some bees a while back."
> "They'll have tons of Beedrill. Theres also butterfree, scyther, pincer, paras, and venonat. If there's a bug you want, I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding it there. But be careful, some of them get very aggressive."
>Maybe we oughta take Patchy past the ruins, she seems like the sort who'd like poking around old ruins.
> You think this is a good idea, but you think it should wait until tomorrow. She's currently fast asleep, and you doubt the ruins are open to the public at night.
>"What kind of Pokemon can you find in Dark Cave aside from the occasional Dunsparce?"
>Let's look it up in the pokedex while we're at it.
> "It's mostly just Geodude and Zubat. There are some Goldeen and Magikarp in the water, and if you go deep you might find Graveler and Golbat, but I wouldn't advise it. Like any big cave system, if you don't stick to the designated paths you may never find your way out again. Union cave may be farther away, but at least it has Sandshrew and Onix."
> The nurse shows you Union cave on the map; it's to the south and while it's a bit further away, it's on the route to Azalea town. Your pokedex confirms everything the nurse told you.
> Boyfriend? Proclaim self to be male.
Wait, what? Why?
> You think it would be funny, but the bows you wear make it pretty hard to pass for male. You suppose you could take them off, maybe buy a fedora at the local stores. But as you are right now, you are pretty oddly dressed to pass as a guy.
> Who are you kidding. Johto doesn't believe in fashion sense, there's a 50/50 chance the nurse is hitting on you.
Also, it's because Mokou generally looks like a guy, dresses like a guy, and overall acts like a guy.
> You take offense to your own thoughts. You do not dress like a guy, you wear hair bows. You tell yourself there's a difference, and that the problem is too many guys in Johto dress like girls.
Do not proclaim self to be male, but proclaim self to have no need of a boyfriend. Self can handle self.
> "Are you sure? I'm a natural when it comes to hook-ups." Nurse joy replies.
> "Yes, I'm sure."
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