Yuyuko Quest II - Memory Lane Parade

[Nekomata-chan]

>Blink. "But Yukari dear, Tea is a very serious matter!"

>Yukari grins, "Yes, but considering that she actually forgot there was another bag of tea-leaves in her storage, it was quite the funny event."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle. "Shame I couldn't have seen it~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle. "Shame I couldn't have seen it~"

>Yukari sighs, "I'd replay the events, but Reimu would pay me back for it later, and I'm already tired~"

[Hanzo K.]

>"We can do that another time then~"
>Beat.
>"Oh, I wonder how those Taoists are doing after our little visit~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>"We can do that another time then~"
>Beat.
>"Oh, I wonder how those Taoists are doing after our little visit~?"

>Yukari shrugs, "Do you want to see~?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Grin slyly. "But of course~!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Grin slyly. "But of course~!"

>Yukari opens a large gap.

>Through it, Miko and the others are having a regular conversation. The others seem awkwardly quiet. It's evident that Miko's new male form had only recently worn off.

[Hanzo K.]

>Fingersnap. "Drat! We were too late~!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Fingersnap. "Drat! We were too late~!"

>Yukari sighs, "Indeed we were..."

>Seiga sighs, "Hey, Miko, do you think that tengu will publish those photos?"
>Miko frowns, "Hope not. I thought it'd have been bad enough having that Shameimaru girl publish them. Nope. We have that little... ugh... name?"
>Futo grins, "Hatate Himekaidou."
>Miko nods, "Yeah, her. She was the one that took the pictures, right?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Blink. "I thought we already had Hatate with us? Did she slip away when we weren't looking? If she did, she's a clever girl."
>Giggle slyly. "But I do wonder what they mean by photos~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Blink. "I thought we already had Hatate with us? Did she slip away when we weren't looking? If she did, she's a clever girl."
>Giggle slyly. "But I do wonder what they mean by photos~?"

>Yukari blinks, "Maybe she used that spirit photography ability of hers or whatever. But it wouldn't explain why they know about it~"
>Aya suddenly fistpalms, "Hatate's a quiet one. You never know where she goes. She could have taken photographs of all of Gensokyo in this time and we wouldn't know."

[Hanzo K.]

>"But even being a tengu and all, surely she couldn't have gotten too far due to being among those who returned to being children."
>Hmm...this is quite an interesting mystery!

[Nekomata-chan]

>"But even being a tengu and all, surely she couldn't have gotten too far due to being among those who returned to being children."
>Hmm...this is quite an interesting mystery!

>Aya snickers, "She's a bitch. Maybe she used blackmail in order to get some money, using her spirit photography. You know, took the incriminating pictures and sent a copy to the Taoists and said 'give me so-and-so amount of money and I won't publish the pictures'."

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle in a surprisingly ominous way. "Perhaps she did dear~ Yukari, would you open a viewing gap on to Hatate please?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle in a surprisingly ominous way. "Perhaps she did dear~ Yukari, would you open a viewing gap on to Hatate please?"

>Yukari opens a viewing gap.

>It shows Hatate about 20ft away, flicking through some rather crazy-looking pictures of the Taoists.

[Hanzo K.]

>"Oh? Yukari dear, zoom in on those photos would you~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>"Oh? Yukari dear, zoom in on those photos would you~?"

>Yukari zooms in on the pictures.

>One is of Miko pushing Futo over with an angered expression.
>Another is of Seiga trying to wrestle Miko into submission. Evidently the latter is extremely angered.
>One of the more light-hearted pictures is of Yoshika lying on the floor next to a beaten Seiga, with a massive grin on her face.
>Yet another violent one consists of Miko clobbering the others with his/her little golden rod.

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle, then tilt our head to one side with an amused expression while still looking at the pictures. "Seems they couldn't keep themselves from trying to jump our little friend, no~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle, then tilt our head to one side with an amused expression while still looking at the pictures. "Seems they couldn't keep themselves from trying to jump our little friend, no~?"

>Yukari laughs, "Seems not."

>Hatate flips over to the final picture. And one that is quite... slanderous.
>Obviously they must have all got a bit... tipsy...
>It's a picture of Soga and Futo both kissing each of Miko's cheeks, with Seiga wrapping herself around Miko's waist and kissing his/her hand.
>Yoshika is in the background, seeming to be hopping around with her trademark grin.

[Hanzo K.]

>Headtilt more than the last time. "Oh my~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Headtilt more than the last time. "Oh my~"

>Yukari grins, "It seems Hatate certainly has something to publish..."

>Aya nearly leaps through the gap, "That dirty little crow! I could have taken those pictures and got them published in Gensokyo's top paper! But no! She has to take the glory!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Smirk evilly, be sure to really ratchet up the hamminess! "I believe I know how to handle this~"
>Look towards Yukari with our usual look we get when we're really in a pranking mood. "Yukari, if you would~?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smirk evilly, be sure to really ratchet up the hamminess! "I believe I know how to handle this~"
>Look towards Yukari with our usual look we get when we're really in a pranking mood. "Yukari, if you would~?"

>Yukari blinks, modifying the viewing gap, "Going to scare the little critter are you~? Don't let me stop you~!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Alright, we can adjust ourself to look sufficiently frightening yes? Since we're a ghost and all.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Alright, we can adjust ourself to look sufficiently frightening yes? Since we're a ghost and all.

>You can. Heck, you could even dislocate your bones with ease if you really wanted to.

[Hanzo K.]

>Alright then. There was one movie that Yukari once mentioned that would be perfect for the job!
>"Yukari dear, could you make the gap look like a television? I remember a movie we once watched that would work perfectly for this~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Alright then. There was one movie that Yukari once mentioned that would be perfect for the job!
>"Yukari dear, could you make the gap look like a television? I remember a movie we once watched that would work perfectly for this~"

>Yukari giggles, and modifies the gap to replicate a television, "All done~"

[Hanzo K.]

>Giggle in a slightly ominous way while setting ourselves to look like that one girl, what was her name again, Samara or something?
>"Yukari dear, would you make it produce some of that static those televisions sometimes make too?"
>Once she sets the static going, start filling the area around Hatate with a thick, unnatural fog filled with those little wispy fires we have around sometimes.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Giggle in a slightly ominous way while setting ourselves to look like that one girl, what was her name again, Samara or something?

>You make yourself look like that creepy girl you saw in that film that Yukari brought over. Genuinely downright creepy.

>"Yukari dear, would you make it produce some of that static those televisions sometimes make too?"
>Once she sets the static going, start filling the area around Hatate with a thick, unnatural fog filled with those little wispy fires we have around sometimes.

>Yukari nods, opening a gap and bringing out a small machine. She presses a button on it and you hear a crazy amount of scary-sounding static.
>Then, you fill the surrounding area around Hatate with a thick "fog".

>She looks up, shivering in slight fright, "Eh? I never knew there was fog around here... but this doesn't look much like fog..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Crawl out of the gap in a slow and jerky manner while making a downright creepy hissing and wheezing noise.