Author Topic: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Volume 4 Done!! Submissions open!  (Read 80948 times)

SirChaotick

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an extra colour-changing UFO

Aaaaand I forget the most important part in my overanalysis. Hooray for me.  :V

fondue

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Crap.
Spoiler:
Moral: Don't scratch your area when playing Touhou


Seppo Hovi


Esper

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Almost every death in here is incredibly incredibly stupid.



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Yet more of the same. One of my favorites was how I died after Letty's first spell. And then there was something stupid in Stage 2.



Replay

I die to both of Alice's last cards, I die twice to Lily White, I die stupidly to Merlin's first nonspells, spending stupid amounts of time. I think on one of Youmu's spells in Stage 5, I die somewhat stupidly. A lot of deaths in here are either sidestepping into bullets or not dodging at all. I think something stupid happens after I gain a life during Yuyuko.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2012, 06:34:57 PM by Ace »
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

Enjoy.

Esper

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I Have No Name did a public dare to time out Camera-Shy Rose in his DSDQ video, and... Just see for yourself.
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

Enjoy.

I have no name

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I Have No Name did a public dare to time out Camera-Shy Rose in his DSDQ video, and... Just see for yourself.
I was mostly kidding  :V
Glad something funny came of it though  :D

Esper

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I was mostly kidding  :V
Glad something funny came of it though  :D

Oh and just letting you know I did it.
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

Enjoy.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23194
I get super tunnelvision and run into a stray single bullet after dodging the crazy spamsection in stage 4. I had to look at a replay to see where exactly I died to.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23196

Here's how you fail at Ichirin. Dying at second non-spell of all things.

fondue

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE
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e: I don't know why but I think that replay is glitched.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2012, 08:55:01 PM by fonduemaster »

crystalgreatsword

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Looking through my replays and found this. It's full of derp, but the very ending takes the cake.
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« Last Edit: August 14, 2012, 10:01:02 PM by crystalgreatsword »
Touhou Normal 1cc's: EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, SA, UFO, TD
Touhou Hard Progress - EoSD: Stage 6, PCB: Stage 4, IN: Stage 4, MoF: Stage 4, SA: Stage 3, UFO: Stage 2, TD: Stage 4
Touhou Lunatic Progress - Haha, funny.

"I NEED MORE PRACTICE!!!" - Me at 2 in the morning

Chuckolator

  • ex-perfecter, good times
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23237

Dipper Creeping Close. No explanation needed.
Aiming to perfect every stage in Touhou. loljk don't care anymore You can find my perfects here or here.
Best perfects so far include UFO 6, MoF 4 and IN 6A.

formerly known as Seiga Kaku

Oh

I die 4 times on stage 6, before Byakuren. Yay! And it's on normal too! Horray!
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23246

Nindella

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    • Youtube Page!
Another attempt at perfecting stage 5 of touhou 11 lunatic, perfect the midboss then think, "I'll just go get these items"...

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Youtube Channel!
Please check it out for Touhou commentaries, LPs, piano transcriptions and more!
My Touhou replays!


Esper

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This is how you don't fight Shou on Hard.
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

Enjoy.

HGH

Oh boy, this looks fun. Been doing a UFO score challenge lately and failing horribly, and boy have I got a replay for you. Take a look at the stage 4 midboss and Ghost Sinker in this replay:
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23335
For those who just want to know what it is:
Spoiler:
dying while collecting the mid-boss 1up, dying at ghost sinker with 0.67 seconds left!

Oh and I also die 5 times in stage 3 alone for some reason. Then 4 times in stage 4.

crystalgreatsword

  • Spin, Aya, spin!
The end of Shou's second non-card.
ZOMG I CAPTURED JEWELED PAGODA GREATEST TREASURE HURR

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Touhou Normal 1cc's: EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, SA, UFO, TD
Touhou Hard Progress - EoSD: Stage 6, PCB: Stage 4, IN: Stage 4, MoF: Stage 4, SA: Stage 3, UFO: Stage 2, TD: Stage 4
Touhou Lunatic Progress - Haha, funny.

"I NEED MORE PRACTICE!!!" - Me at 2 in the morning

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Sinker vortex. Sinker Vortex. Sinker Vortex. Why were you still there.

Also while trying to pull two wallphases in Aura of Justice I get bitch-slapped by a small bubble.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 09:31:23 PM by Ace »
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

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crystalgreatsword

  • Spin, Aya, spin!
Practicing UFO Normal Stage 6 for fun and at the end of the Space Invaders section I thought to myself, "I'll just pick up all these items..."
And then...

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I got glomped by Nueball  :derp:

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Touhou Normal 1cc's: EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, SA, UFO, TD
Touhou Hard Progress - EoSD: Stage 6, PCB: Stage 4, IN: Stage 4, MoF: Stage 4, SA: Stage 3, UFO: Stage 2, TD: Stage 4
Touhou Lunatic Progress - Haha, funny.

"I NEED MORE PRACTICE!!!" - Me at 2 in the morning

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This is why I don't play SA... (watch after midboss)

fondue

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O. FUCKING. RIN.
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« Last Edit: August 29, 2012, 07:08:12 PM by fonduemaster »

Stage 3, after the second Alice encounter... I was too carefree, I guess :/
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23539

Chuckolator

  • ex-perfecter, good times
Aiming to perfect every stage in Touhou. loljk don't care anymore You can find my perfects here or here.
Best perfects so far include UFO 6, MoF 4 and IN 6A.

formerly known as Seiga Kaku


crystalgreatsword

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Volume 3 Done!! Accepting for Volume 4
« Reply #296 on: September 01, 2012, 10:09:04 PM »
Princess Tenko and Kokkuri-san's Contract. Also Shikigami "Chen". Pretty much everything after Ultimate Buddhist because it was new territory for me.

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« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 10:10:35 PM by crystalgreatsword »
Touhou Normal 1cc's: EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, SA, UFO, TD
Touhou Hard Progress - EoSD: Stage 6, PCB: Stage 4, IN: Stage 4, MoF: Stage 4, SA: Stage 3, UFO: Stage 2, TD: Stage 4
Touhou Lunatic Progress - Haha, funny.

"I NEED MORE PRACTICE!!!" - Me at 2 in the morning

Aeteas

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Volume 3 Done!! Accepting for Volume 4
« Reply #297 on: September 02, 2012, 07:28:32 PM »
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23653

The ending is pretty hilarious. I wasn't mad though because this took minimal effort.

Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Volume 3 Done!! Accepting for Volume 4
« Reply #298 on: September 07, 2012, 08:24:44 PM »
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=23741
Stage 3 before boss Ichirin
Possibly stage 5 Shou's first card.
This run was hilarious.

crystalgreatsword

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Re: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Volume 3 Done!! Accepting for Volume 4
« Reply #299 on: September 07, 2012, 10:37:12 PM »
When Utsuho starts Fixed Star. You need to see it to believe it.

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Touhou Normal 1cc's: EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, SA, UFO, TD
Touhou Hard Progress - EoSD: Stage 6, PCB: Stage 4, IN: Stage 4, MoF: Stage 4, SA: Stage 3, UFO: Stage 2, TD: Stage 4
Touhou Lunatic Progress - Haha, funny.

"I NEED MORE PRACTICE!!!" - Me at 2 in the morning