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[Ridley 64]

This is what happens when I try to 1cc TD Lunatic.

I die to Kyouko's first boss spell (which I can't seem to capture now), but more notable is the death at the beginning of Stage 4, where

Spoiler:

I run into the fairy that always spawns in the top center of the screen

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Nevermind what I said about TD Lunatic :X

[Byaaakuren]

I have no idea how I managed to die against the streaming fairies in Stage 4 after Lily White twice :V

Plus other deaths, but I doubt they're derp-worthy

[Ridley 64]

In today's TD fail, I somehow die twice to Seiga's mid card and kill any chance I have of getting to Stage 5  :colonveeplusalpha:

Also, here's a last second failure of Soga's card on Lunatic.

[nicholashin]

Best way ever to ram a fairy

[Zengeku]

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=1040

This is an Extra clear of SA that I did as I was warming up for todays play session. You will find seriously retarded deaths at Subterranean Rose, Philosophy (seriously, i'm horrible at the final phase.) and a really dumb one at Rorscha- you know, one of the few challenging ones.

[Esper]

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YAMAME!

[Random]

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=1040

SA Lunatic Stage 6? Uploaded in 2008? :V wat

[Zengeku]

SA Lunatic Stage 6? Uploaded in 2008? :V wat

Uhh, I don't know what the heck happened. Here's the right one. Only about 20000 replays later. http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=21391

[Random]

Uhh, I don't know what the heck happened. Here's the right one. Only about 20000 replays later. http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=21391

It seems that both replays are named almost the same exact thing, the difference being a replay having one letter in the name being capitalized and the other not.

That reminds me, I need to see Koishi's last 2 phases of SR on Ultra :V

[Esper]

How not to fight Reisen at 120FPS on Easy

[Esper]

Prismriver fight, Stage 2, Stage 6 Midboss Youmu's spell, and SOMEWHERE in stage 5

Post Kogasa, I die as I spawn a UFO.

[Byaaakuren]

I decided to run straight into that bullet at the beginning of Stage 6 because I can

[チソウ タイゼン]

Also:

Dude, finally.

TD Hard 1CC

This time with two spare lives and the Parallel Ending to boot.

(I think I died at Kyouko?)
> Iwafune Ascending to Heaven
> Oomonoimi's Dinner  <<<<----- THIS ONE MADE ME ANGRY.
> ssssssssssome point at Miko (I forget)

[fsvgm777]

The fight against Lily Black (Stage 1 mid-boss) ended in a double KO.

[I have no name]

Take your pick of anything from this replay.
Literally anything, it's pure fail.


Hey, let's add another failure: after dying to Yuyuko's second spell, I proceed to PoC the ghost knives.
The result is predictable.

[fsvgm777]

In my MoF Normal 1cc, I die at the very end (during the slowdown phase).

[Esper]

At the end of Divine Virtue of Wind God, I die.

[チソウ タイゼン]

KISUME IS CHEATING.

[Esper]

Stage 2 start, Parsee, Yuugi, Stage 5.

The Double KO made it all worth it.

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Satori, Stage 5, Orin, Stage 6, Okuu

Heaven and Hell Meltdown :qq:

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[MMX]

Let's get closer to Miko with no lives left to farm moar spirits in a no-bombs run replay :fail:

[BT]

OH GOD.

[Esper]

MoF Lunatic 1cc Attempt 1

Stage 4, Stage 5 pre midboss, Stage 5 post midboss, Divine Virtue of Wind God

[Arcorann]

Two fails on Stage 2, the rest on Stage 4.

[Esper]

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MoF Stage 6 Lunatic

Source of Rains

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MoF Stage 6 Lunatic

Divining Crop, Yamato Torus, Source of Rains

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MoF Stage 6 Lunatic

Final Nonspell, Source of Rains

[Esper]

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I forget what happens with this but I suck with Orin, that should be enough information.

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With this it's just Utsuho, I die to Blazing Wheel and the burd's first spellcard. Same with the last.

[I have no name]

Just a quick reminder: Ozzy is looking for funny failures, not your run of the mill deaths and derps that happen during almost any play session.
backing up into a bullet you already dodged is funny.
Hitting the only bullet onscreen is funny.
Dying repeatedly to Orin is not.

I'm going to go fail to capture Orin's stuff on lunatic now.

edit: http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=21720
I captured Zombie Fairy, but that stage was awful.  Only funny fail though is that 3rd death  :fail:

[Esper]

Just a quick reminder: Ozzy is looking for funny failures, not your run of the mill deaths and derps that happen during almost any play session.
backing up into a bullet you already dodged is funny.
Hitting the only bullet onscreen is funny.
Dying repeatedly to Orin is not.

 :colonveeplusalpha:

Sorry... I just can't tell what's funny and what's a run-of-the-mill derp. I know he/she is looking for funny failures, but I can't tell what people as a whole would find funny.

[BT]

Think of things that would literally make you facepalm. Not because the player is playing super badly but because they did something that was completely anticlimactic.

[Esper]

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I backed into a laser at Satori's Recollection spell.

I failed at using the BoWaP safespot.

I suicided at the end of it.

Are you happy IHaveNoName? I finally did something that makes me want to scream at the top of my lungs.

If it weren't for the fact that Daughter of White is drowning out any thoughts of anger, I'd be pissed off beyond sanity's boundary.

But instead I'm happy. :>

Even after five failed runs at the same game.

I think the music is a good remedy towards my thoughts of WEJGIOPWERNHGIOPWERGPWERNHGPWHGOPVHWERPHGIPWEIOPGTSW.

[I have no name]

I backed into a laser at Satori's Recollection spell.

That's a good one.

I failed at using the BoWaP safespot.
I suicided at the end of it.

This not so much since it's easy to do (also DODGE BoWaP Esu, unless you were at 0 power in which case fine)