So after getting into the community and learning about the standards, I found out that my earlier 1cc-s of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil didn't count because playing with max lives is frowned upon. Fair enough. Instead of getting depressed, I set the amount of lives down to 3 (hopefully that's acceptable) and decided to try. And after several ragequits on stages 2-4, here it is!
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=21383Actually I was going to drop this one too after getting butchered by Patchouli (as usual), but decided that giving up all the time isn't the way to go. And despite totally forgetting how Stage 5 and Sakuya's spells work, I managed to reach Remilia with so many resources that I simply couldn't lose. I know it's just Normal difficulty, but it's still my best attempt ever, so I'm justified in feeling at least a bit proud.
If you decide to watch the replay, be sure to take a look at Stage 6 and see my capture of Scarlet Shoot (the first ever!), done in a very "I have no idea what I'm doing" fashion. Also you may notice that I bombed the hell out of Meiling. That's because at this point, I was sure that a stupid death was coming near, so I'd be better off just using the bombs instead of dying with all four in stock.
Also I'd love some advice on improving my panicked flailing.