> "Two reasons. The first one is also the main reason I think your claimed desire to avoid violence is hogwash. But it's a bit of a story, so pardon the longwindedness."
> "Obviously you've done your research, so let me remind you that I'm a dowser Seeker, not native to the crew of this ship."
> Jerk a thumb behind us, pointed in the parrot's direction.
> "Dowsing is what I do, much like imitations is what your squawkbox does. Before I boarded here, the captain of this ship asked me to help search the ship for certain things. In my scan, I turned up nothing. Not only nothing of what the captain was looking for, but also nothing of major value. Nothing that would qualify as your desired relic, certainly."
> "After you all arrived, I told your Ren about the results of my dowsing scan. I also told her I knew who had the relic she was looking for. Because there is one relic on this ship, and I do indeed know who has it. I even told her this before all the fighting started. And yet here we all are, having just gone through several fights over this thing, at least part of which was despite the fact that I said I wanted to talk to you. Surely, if you gave a damn about your crew, and you gave a damn about avoiding violence, Ren would have reported this to you, you would have listened to her, and you would have talked to me on the spot in order to stop the fighting, rather than keeping that smug grin on your face while taunting our captain into furthering the battle, one that lasted long enough to get a spear blown up in Sotsu's face."