Reimu Quest - A Paradise At Heart

[Hanzo K.]

>Twirl our Gohei idly with the hints of a smirk on our face. "I see why you caused that ruckus back when you destroyed my shrine...."
>Then boost right up to her, so that we're literally face to face, and stare at her with an arrogant, almost Remilia-esque grin. "...It's quite fun."
>Then boost out of range before she can retaliate while firing a thick spread of Youkai Busters behind us!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Twirl our Gohei idly with the hints of a smirk on our face. "I see why you caused that ruckus back when you destroyed my shrine...."
>Then boost right up to her, so that we're literally face to face, and stare at her with an arrogant, almost Remilia-esque grin. "...It's quite fun."

>Tenshi glares you, right in the eye.
>She stays silent.

>Then boost out of range before she can retaliate while firing a thick spread of Youkai Busters behind us!

>You boost out of range, with the Youkai Busters flying out thick and fast.
>Tenshi retaliates with a quick and confusing pattern of thin red lasers.

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's zip out of the way like we did earlier on, when we had that match against Marisa! Complete with afterimages!
>Naturally, we'll end up right behind her. "Where were you aiming Tenshi? You'll never hit me with an attack like that."
>Zip away at full speed just like before!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's zip out of the way like we did earlier on, when we had that match against Marisa! Complete with afterimages!

>You zip around, right out of the way of the lasers.
>Tenshi doesn't really seem to care.

>Naturally, we'll end up right behind her. "Where were you aiming Tenshi? You'll never hit me with an attack like that."
>Zip away at full speed just like before!

>You end up behind her, and she turns around with a blank expression.
>As you zip away, Tenshi chases you with a homing stream of larger red lasers.

[Hanzo K.]

>Heh, let's barrel roll out of the way, then retaliate with a barrage of Homing Amulets!

(Yes, this is Macross-inspired, did you expect anything less? :3)

[Nekomata-chan]

>Heh, let's barrel roll out of the way, then retaliate with a barrage of Homing Amulets!

(Yes, this is Macross-inspired, did you expect anything less? :3)

>You roll out of the way of the laser(s), responding with a large spread of Homing Amulets.
>Tenshi dives straight into the barrage, wincing lightly.
>She begins to chase after you, firing a haphazard barrage of massive and almost unavoidable red lasers directly at you.

[Hanzo K.]

>Heh, she's getting spirited today isn't she?
>"Heh, this is what I was looking for! Nobody else'll fight seriously, except for maybe Marisa, but it gets kinda old going against the same stuff all the time."
>Let's fly right at her and use that teleport kick we used back during that incident she caused!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Heh, she's getting spirited today isn't she?
>"Heh, this is what I was looking for! Nobody else'll fight seriously, except for maybe Marisa, but it gets kinda old going against the same stuff all the time.

>Tenshi completely ignores your statement, "Shut up and get hit with the lasers already!!"

>Let's fly right at her and use that teleport kick we used back during that incident she caused!

>You fly right at her, teleport-kicking her directly.
>She spins around in mid-air, losing her focus.

>Tenshi flies back at you, hitting you hard across the shoulder with her sword, and kicking you in the hip simulatenously.

[Hanzo K.]

>Tch, she actually landed a hit eh? Let's just bear through it and smash her right in the gut with a punch of our own!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Tch, she actually landed a hit eh? Let's just bear through it and smash her right in the gut with a punch of our own!

>You retaliate with a hefty punch to Tenshi's stomach.

>She doubles over, cringing, "Ouch..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Float away to get some room.
>Then clench and unclench the fist we used, then shake it a bit to shrug off the possible pain. "For all that talk of a Celestial's body being unbreakable, you don't exactly take pain that well do you? Though I'll admit, you are pretty resilient when it comes to taking hits from Danmaku."
>"However...You think you can beat me? You already lost once."
>Fade out, and fade back in right behind her, and deliver a backhand to her back.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Float away to get some room.
>Then clench and unclench the fist we used, then shake it a bit to shrug off the possible pain. "For all that talk of a Celestial's body being unbreakable, you don't exactly take pain that well do you? Though I'll admit, you are pretty resilient when it comes to taking hits from Danmaku."

>Tenshi yelps, "But I wasn't ready! When we know what's coming, we can steel ourselves... that was a cheep dirt trick!"

>"However...You think you can beat me? You already lost once."
>Fade out, and fade back in right behind her, and deliver a backhand to her back.

>Tenshi straightens up, twirling her sword, "So?"

>You fade in behind her, and backhand her to the back.
>She yelps, but recovers quickly, and twirls around just in time to roundhouse kick you to the side of your torso.

[Hanzo K.]

>Fake taking the hit harder than we usually would...
>...Then grab on and start spinning!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Fake taking the hit harder than we usually would...
>...Then grab on and start spinning!

>At first, Tenshi seems happy that she laid a decent hit.
>Then, you begin spinning and she screams almost drunkenly.

[Hanzo K.]

>Alright, time to let go and fling her in a random direction, then fade out, only to fade in right in her path with a hammerfist meant to send her crashing to the ground!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Alright, time to let go and fling her in a random direction, then fade out, only to fade in right in her path with a hammerfist meant to send her crashing to the ground!

>You let go, and she flies off in a random direction.
>You then fade in, and punch her hard and send her down to the ground at a blink-and-you'll-miss-it speed.

>Tenshi hits the floor with a large thud.

[Hanzo K.]

>Man, she always was weak to attacks too fast for her to brace against wasn't she?
>Let's wait for her to get back up to us, lounging in midair as we do so.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Man, she always was weak to attacks too fast for her to brace against wasn't she?
>Let's wait for her to get back up to us, lounging in midair as we do so.

>You wait for a while... for what seems to be a bit too long.

>Then, as expected, Tenshi flies up to your level.
>"Scarlet Weather Rapture!!" she yells. That yell echoes beyond possibility...

>Scarlet Weather Rapture activates the first phase.
>Tenshi begins firing steady blasts of red lasers at you. Quite a lot denser and faster than you remember, however.

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle, then set up a barrier designed to redirect the shots back at her. "So naive."
(After all, we can do stuff like that since barriers are also a part of our portfolio as the Hakurei Miko.)

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle, then set up a barrier designed to redirect the shots back at her. "So naive."

>Tenshi growls, and cuts off her spellcard early, "You just don't quit, do you? Ya' think you're all superior with your crazy little stick and your bits of magic paper. In reality, you're just dumb. But, alas, you're human. Which means I could probably just jab you in the chest and be done with it..."

>Iku yelps, "Oh, crap, Tenshi's returned to the merciless-overlord mode..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Smirk. "Now this fight gets interesting."
>Rachet up the smirk several notches. "And besides, think of what would happen if you did off me. It wouldn't exactly be pretty for you."
>Secretly pull out all the remaining immobilize charms we've got left, then do our usual Intangible Man trick.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smirk. "Now this fight gets interesting."
>Rachet up the smirk several notches. "And besides, think of what would happen if you did off me. It wouldn't exactly be pretty for you."

>Tenshi laughs, "It'd be worth my time. I don't care if I went down. So what if the whole of Gensokyo goes down with me? I'd die happy knowing that you got the justice you deserved."

>Secretly pull out all the remaining immobilize charms we've got left, then do our usual Intangible Man trick.

>You secretly pull out the charms.
>Tenshi eyes you up, "Besides, I'm surprised nobody's offed you already. You're just a weakling with fancy bits of paper to lob at the baddies."

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's zoom around at maximum speed while still intangible!
>Then, when we see an opening, slam all the charms on her!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's zoom around at maximum speed while still intangible!
>Then, when we see an opening, slam all the charms on her!

>You zoom around at maximum speed. Tenshi doesn't notice - she's too busy slating you.

>Then, you see an opening.
>You slam on the immobilisation charms.
>Tenshi freezes in place, and plummets back down to the ground.

[Hanzo K.]

>And now to catch her, and smack on the rest of the sleep charms too!

[Nekomata-chan]

>And now to catch her, and smack on the rest of the sleep charms too!

>You fly down, catch her, and slap on the sleep charms.

>Tenshi falls asleep, her eyes closed and her body in a less-than-dignified pose.

[Hanzo K.]

>And now to carry her back to the others.
>"Sheesh, good thing I'm used to people losing their marbles today."

[Nekomata-chan]

>And now to carry her back to the others.
>"Sheesh, good thing I'm used to people losing their marbles today."

>You haul Tenshi back to the others.

>Iku looks like she's about to faint.
>Marisa and Alice look quite stunned.
>Kouga is the only one of them with even the slightest bit of a normal face.

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Had to provoke her into blowing her stack so she could get it all out of her system, so it wasn't really me that pulled it all."
>Sigh. "Aaanyhow, let's get her to Eirin's so Reisen can wipe away the crazy."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Had to provoke her into blowing her stack so she could get it all out of her system, so it wasn't really me that pulled it all."
>Sigh. "Aaanyhow, let's get her to Eirin's so Reisen can wipe away the crazy."

>Everyone nods.

>You hear a giggle, and Yukari pokes her head out of a gap, "You took your sweet time, didn't you?"
>She opens a wide gap to Eientei, "There you go. I watched the whole thing. Wasn't too interesting, really."