Reimu Quest - A Paradise At Heart

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Looks like whoever pranked you had a lot of random ideas. Bonus points for the cheese one though, that took guts."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Looks like whoever pranked you had a lot of random ideas. Bonus points for the cheese one though, that took guts."

>Tenshi yelps at you, "I know!! Who the hell could have done this?!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Shrug with a grin. "Dunno, but they must really have a grudge. Piss anyone off lately?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Shrug with a grin. "Dunno, but they must really have a grudge. Piss anyone off lately?"

>Tenshi thinks for a while, "No, not really... well, not that I've done on purpose, anyways... I did tease Iku the other day by calling her a cloud-whale, but she just laughed... and besides, she's way too refined..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Snrk. Cloudwhale...
>Suppress a chuckle. "That's actually kinda funny. But maybe it was someone further back in time?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Snrk. Cloudwhale...
>Suppress a chuckle. "That's actually kinda funny. But maybe it was someone further back in time?"

>Tenshi blinks, "Further back in time... further back in time... the only thing I remember doing that annoyed someone was when I destroyed your shrine, but... you wouldn't do anything like this, would you?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "You know I'm not the prankster sort. Maybe it was someone further back? Or maybe you just forgot about them?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "You know I'm not the prankster sort. Maybe it was someone further back? Or maybe you just forgot about them?"

>Tenshi whines, "I can't remember!!"
>She looks to Iku, "Cloudwha-... I mean, Iku, can you remember when I annoyed anyone?"
>Iku grits her teeth, "Don't call me Cloudwhale. I remember you weren't entirely polite to that Oni when she came by... Suika, I think. But she got her own back in a fight with you, anyway."
>Tenshi groans in frustration, "For goodness' sake..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Nod. "Maybe you just offended someone without noticing? That could account for it."
>"I gotta admit though, to pull that many pranks in one day? They must really have a grudge. Either that or it was Fairies."
>Beat.
>"Though it probably was Sanae who did the pie bit, I'll give you that."
>"Apparently a pie to the face is a big comedy staple from the outside world, though Yukari mentioned once that it's done with Bananna-Cream Pie, not Peach."
>"Maybe it was peach because it's a Celestial thing?"
>Beat.
>"...I'd hate to see another troublesome Celestial, you're bad enough as it is."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Nod. "Maybe you just offended someone without noticing? That could account for it."
>"I gotta admit though, to pull that many pranks in one day? They must really have a grudge. Either that or it was Fairies."

>Tenshi folds her arms, pouting, "This isn't going anywhere..."
>Iku sighs, "It never does, Tenshi. Things are usually slow paced up here, you should know that now."

>Beat.
>"Though it probably was Sanae who did the pie bit, I'll give you that."
>"Apparently a pie to the face is a big comedy staple from the outside world, though Yukari mentioned once that it's done with Bananna-Cream Pie, not Peach."
>"Maybe it was peach because it's a Celestial thing?"

>Tenshi thinks for a while, "Who in Gensokyo can become other people..?"
>She suddenly fistpalms, "That Nue girl! She can transform herself into other things, and she's quite mischievous so... maybe it's her?"

>Beat.
>"...I'd hate to see another troublesome Celestial, you're bad enough as it is."

>Tenshi blows some hair out of her face, "Pfft, thanks!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Looking to get in a fight with Nue then huh? I'll warn you, she's pretty stubborn for a Youkai, even I have to give her credit for that."
>Grin. "And you know that's a rare thing, coming from me."
>Beat.
>"...How do I know you aren't Nue, and you're not just playing some elaborate prank on me?!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Looking to get in a fight with Nue then huh? I'll warn you, she's pretty stubborn for a Youkai, even I have to give her credit for that."
>Grin. "And you know that's a rare thing, coming from me."

>Tenshi shuffles her hat around, "I bet the lining of this hat is ruined..."
>She glares at you, "'Ey, stubborn or not, that Nue is a Youkai. And I'm a Celestial. Naturally, I rank higher on the food chain."
>Iku blinks, "I don't think it necessarily counts as a food chain in these circumstances..."
>Tenshi groans, loudly, "Shut up, cloudwhale!"
>Iku yelps, and falls silent.

>Beat.
>"...How do I know you aren't Nue, and you're not just playing some elaborate prank on me?!"

>Tenshi screeches, "What?! Why would I want to prank someone?!"

>She lifts up her golden-y sword a little, glaring at you, "I think you know more than you let on, Reimu..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Facepalm. "It's you we're talking about here, Bhava-Agra's 'Troublemaker Supreme'. And another thing, how do we know you aren't Nue masquerading as Tenshi?"
>Point the Gohei in a retorting manner!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Facepalm. "It's you we're talking about here, Bhava-Agra's 'Troublemaker Supreme'. And another thing, how do we know you aren't Nue masquerading as Tenshi?"
>Point the Gohei in a retorting manner!

>Tenshi squeals, "I can prove it!! Ask me anything, go!!"

>Iku facepalms, "With your memory... or lack thereof... this can't end well..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Grin. "Alright then, this should be something Nue probably doesn't know about. What did Tenshi place under my shrine after it was destroyed the first and second times?"
>Chuckle. "Nue would have no clue about that, because not too many folks outside of my little circle, and Tenshi herself, know about it."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Grin. "Alright then, this should be something Nue probably doesn't know about. What did Tenshi place under my shrine after it was destroyed the first and second times?"
>Chuckle. "Nue would have no clue about that, because not too many folks outside of my little circle, and Tenshi herself, know about it."

>Tenshi laughs out loud, "Oh, you think I'm stupid! I put a keystone under your shrine! That's a no-brainer!"
>Iku applauds once, murmuring under her breath, "Congratulations, you know how to describe yourself... a no-brainer."

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Alright then, I guess that proves you're the real Tenshi, and not Nue posing as Tenshi."
>Beat.
>"Unless you're that Tanuki friend of hers, she'd probably find out something like that."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Alright then, I guess that proves you're the real Tenshi, and not Nue posing as Tenshi."
>Beat.
>"Unless you're that Tanuki friend of hers, she'd probably find out something like that."

>Tenshi growls, "Why would I be?! Ask me another question!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Alright then. Who was the one who fought you right before my shrine got destroyed the second time?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Alright then. Who was the one who fought you right before my shrine got destroyed the second time?"

>Tenshi smiles, but you see her face drop a bit, "Uh..."
>She goes into serious thinking mode, "But I fought so many people that day... was it Suika?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile in a way that'll make her think she got it right. "You are..."
>Then smirk in a way that'd make Yukari proud. "Absolutely wrong."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile in a way that'll make her think she got it right. "You are..."
>Then smirk in a way that'd make Yukari proud. "Absolutely wrong."

>Tenshi screams, "What?!"
>She goes on a bit of a downer, almost sobbing, "It's been so long that I don't even remember..."

>Iku looks tempted to go and comfort her, but it doesn't take a genius to know that the 'cloudwhale' comment soured everything.

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Even Marisa would remember that, and  upold memories isn't exactly her thing either."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Even Marisa would remember that, and  upold memories isn't exactly her thing either."

>Marisa blinks, "I would?"
>She thinks for a while, "Huh..."

>Tenshi mumbles for a while, but then you see her eyes flash.
>"How do I know that you're not pulling an elaborate prank on me?! Huh?!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's let out a nice and slow, rolling chuckle that eventually grows into full-blown laughter.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's let out a nice and slow, rolling chuckle that eventually grows into full-blown laughter.

>Tenshi stares at you, still in an accusative stance.
>You can see her gradually becoming more and more fearful of you.

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's keep up the laughter! "You see? Unable to find anything truly amusing, I had to cause it myself! Who knew that causing incidents is just as fun as resolving them?!"

(Hooray for referencing Ace Attorney!)

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's keep up the laughter! "You see? Unable to find anything truly amusing, I had to cause it myself! Who knew that causing incidents is just as fun as resolving them?!"

>Tenshi gasps, "Y-You did it?!"

>She growls, twirling her sword around, "Do you have any idea the kind of day I've had?! You need to pay..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Stare at her with a cocky grin reminiscent of her usual one. "Today's been pretty boring aside from getting my Shikigami, and pranking you. So this'll be fun!"
>"Kouga, stand back and watch, you'll learn something."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Stare at her with a cocky grin reminiscent of her usual one. "Today's been pretty boring aside from getting my Shikigami, and pranking you. So this'll be fun!"
>"Kouga, stand back and watch, you'll learn something."

>Tenshi growls, "Damn you..."

>Kouga nods, grinning and flying back to where Marisa and Alice are.