Reimu Quest - A Paradise At Heart

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's have a laugh! "Nothing I haven't handled twice today already!"
>Let's give it the gas right from the get go! "I may as well start this off with a climax!"
>Pull out our hair ribbon for emphasis. "This will end it in one shot! Fantasy Heaven!"



(In case you haven't noticed, I'm referencing both Kamen Rider Den-O, and this.)

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's have a laugh! "Nothing I haven't handled twice today already!"
>Let's give it the gas right from the get go! "I may as well start this off with a climax!"
>Pull out our hair ribbon for emphasis. "This will end it in one shot! Fantasy Heaven!"

>Tenshi turns around, realising you're there, "Crap.."

>Fantasy Heaven activates, and Tenshi is pelted by high-speed Ofuda.
>She doesn't even attempt to move.

>When Fantasy Heaven times out, Tenshi looks about ready to give in there and then.

[Hanzo K.]

>Let's put our ribbon back in. "So, you ready to give up on your little rampage? Or do you need more of a beating?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Let's put our ribbon back in. "So, you ready to give up on your little rampage? Or do you need more of a beating?"

>Tenshi just straightens her hat with a small pout.
>She then folds her arms, glaring at you.

[Hanzo K.]

>Sneer slightly, like she did back when she first caused trouble back then. "Is that a yes? I think it is, isn't it?"
>Pull out a few Ofuda to emphasize the point.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Sneer slightly, like she did back when she first caused trouble back then. "Is that a yes? I think it is, isn't it?"
>Pull out a few Ofuda to emphasize the point.

>Tenshi stares for a while, but the Ofuda are enough to stop her.
>"Fine, fine, I'll stop!" she hisses.

[Hanzo K.]

>Sigh. "Finally. Now, mind filling me in on why you've been going around causing trouble?"
>She doesn't even know it was us does she? This is too rich.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Sigh. "Finally. Now, mind filling me in on why you've been going around causing trouble?"

>Tenshi growls, "That Sanae kid really pushed the line, but I already destroyed her shrine... didn't do the job, so I went to go and level some more stuff."

>She doesn't even know it was us does she? This is too rich.

>No, she has no clue. It looks like you really fooled everyone on this thing. Even Sanae thought it was Nue.

>Behind you, you hear subdued giggles from Marisa and Alice.

[Hanzo K.]

>Sigh annoyedly. "You've really caused quite a lot of trouble for me...And my newest friend."
>Then sneer in a manner typical of someone who's causing an Incident. We've seen enough of those to do a pretty good one ourself haven't we?
>"Kouga, would you mind showing yourself? No need to reveal your normal form just yet though, just the animal form will do."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Sigh annoyedly. "You've really caused quite a lot of trouble for me...And my newest friend."
>Then sneer in a manner typical of someone who's causing an Incident. We've seen enough of those to do a pretty good one ourself haven't we?

>Tenshi stares at you with a bit of a confused frown, "Well, you didn't have to get involved. You're always so nosy..."

>"Kouga, would you mind showing yourself? No need to reveal your normal form just yet though, just the animal form will do."

>Kouga flies over to your side, still in his animal form.
>Tenshi yelps, "You tamed a tiger, Reimu?! What the heck?!"

>The giggles from Marisa and Alice escalate into full-force laughter.

>Tenshi frowns, "What? Am I missing a joke?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Snap our fingers once. "You can shift back to default now."
>"Meet Kouga, my Shikigami. He's already met you. Twice now."
>Smirk in that typical way someone does when they know something someone else doesn't.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Snap our fingers once. "You can shift back to default now."
>"Meet Kouga, my Shikigami. He's already met you. Twice now."
>Smirk in that typical way someone does when they know something someone else doesn't.

>Kouga returns to his regular form, grinning.
>Tenshi blinks, "Wait... he was the tiger that scared me earlier?!"

>She frowns, "I knew shrine maidens were always up to something wrong... did Sanae get you to distract me whilst she pranked me?!"
>Kouga shakes his head, "No, no. I was just running errands, and had turned to my tiger form to travel quicker."
>Tenshi blinks, "Oh? Sorry."

[Hanzo K.]

>Ah, she has no idea that we pranked her~
>Chuckle. "Well, you've stopped your little rampage, and everyone's quieted down. You caused quite a lot of trouble you know, poor Hina was almost catatonic, and I can't even find where to start with what you did to Ichirin."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Ah, she has no idea that we pranked her~
>Chuckle. "Well, you've stopped your little rampage, and everyone's quieted down. You caused quite a lot of trouble you know, poor Hina was almost catatonic, and I can't even find where to start with what you did to Ichirin."

>Tenshi yelps, "What?! How do you know about that?!"

>Kouga clears his throat, "How could she not? Earthquakes and destroyed places hardly go unnoticed, you know. There's a little thing called 'being discreet', ever heard of that? If you want to let off some steam privately, causing a mass earthquake isn't the way to do it. So calm the heck down."
>Tenshi whines, "Okay..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Nod. "That, and Sanae cracked after you leveled the shrine, so I did you a favor by taking her to Eientei to get the crazy pulled out of her. I heard about Hina and Ichirin from them."
>Let's look at her, how's she holding up from that pie to the face?

[Nekomata-chan]

>Nod. "That, and Sanae cracked after you leveled the shrine, so I did you a favor by taking her to Eientei to get the crazy pulled out of her. I heard about Hina and Ichirin from them."
>Let's look at her, how's she holding up from that pie to the face?

>You look at Tenshi, and it seems that she didn't even bother to change after those pranks.
>The fish are sticking out of her shoes... still alive.
>The cheese has started to leak down her hair and face...
>The lower section of her dress is completely soaked from the melted ice-cubes.
>Where the pie had touched her face, it has dried and encrusted her cheeks and upper neck.
>You note that she looks positively disgusting.

[Hanzo K.]

>"....Wow, whoever pranked you really did a number on you, huh? You look like you need a bath."
>"Let's see...that looks like some kind of cheese in your hair, probably in your hat too from the looks of it. What appear to be fish substituting themselves for your socks- bad form by the way. What seems to be a peach pie on your face....And did you wet yourself too? Bad form Tenshi, bad form."
>Suppress a chuckle at her appearance.

[Nekomata-chan]

>"....Wow, whoever pranked you really did a number on you, huh? You look like you need a bath."
>"Let's see...that looks like some kind of cheese in your hair, probably in your hat too from the looks of it. What appear to be fish substituting themselves for your socks- bad form by the way. What seems to be a peach pie on your face....And did you wet yourself too? Bad form Tenshi, bad form."
>Suppress a chuckle at her appearance.

>Tenshi whines, "I didn't wet myself!! Sanae put ice-cubes in my underwear!! And I don't even know what kind of cheese is in my hat! Someone just took my hat and filled it with cheese!!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Smirk. "How do you know it was her though? Did you see her slipping them in?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smirk. "How do you know it was her though? Did you see her slipping them in?"

>Tenshi shakes her head, "But she stuck her head through a gap in mid-air and slammed the pie in my face..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Smirk. "Kind of an interesting clue there, wouldn't you say?"
>We're gonna lead her on as much as we can, and once we've led her far enough....Boom.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smirk. "Kind of an interesting clue there, wouldn't you say?"
>We're gonna lead her on as much as we can, and once we've led her far enough....Boom.

>Tenshi thinks for a while.
>She gasps, "Yukari is now working for Sanae!!"

>Kouga, Marisa and Alice simulatenously facepalm.

[Hanzo K.]

>Facepalm too. They really don't teach logic and common sense up in Bhava-Agra that much do they?
>"Hey Marisa, think you could go find Iku? She'll want to see this. You're the faster one of us four, so I'll leave it to you."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Facepalm too. They really don't teach logic and common sense up in Bhava-Agra that much do they?
>"Hey Marisa, think you could go find Iku? She'll want to see this. You're the faster one of us four, so I'll leave it to you."

>Indeed they don't. Too busy having fun, really.

>Marisa nods, saluting, "Be back in a flash~"
>She speeds off to look for Iku.
>She returns after thirty seconds, literally dragging Iku by the wrist, "Got her!!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Well, that was fast. "Fast as always, eh Marisa?"
>Wave to Iku slightly. "Hey, your little charge here slipped away and caused a ruckus again. Someone pranked her pretty badly too, just look at 'er!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Well, that was fast. "Fast as always, eh Marisa?"
>Wave to Iku slightly. "Hey, your little charge here slipped away and caused a ruckus again. Someone pranked her pretty badly too, just look at 'er!"

>Marisa winks, "She was closer than I thought."

>Iku takes one look at Tenshi and drops her jaw, "T-Tenshi?! Whatever happened to you?"
>Tenshi wails quietly, "Sanae pranked me!!"
>Iku blinks, "That little wisp of a girl? I hardly think so."

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Figured she probably wasn't too far behind. I would've sent Kouga to find her, but he hasn't met her yet."
>Beat.
>"Oh yeah, Iku. This is Kouga, my Shikigami. Kouga, this is Iku Nagae, she's an Oarfish Youkai who works for the celestials as a messenger. She usually just keeps tabs on Tenshi though."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Figured she probably wasn't too far behind. I would've sent Kouga to find her, but he hasn't met her yet."
>Beat.
>"Oh yeah, Iku. This is Kouga, my Shikigami. Kouga, this is Iku Nagae, she's an Oarfish Youkai who works for the celestials as a messenger. She usually just keeps tabs on Tenshi though."

>Iku smiles at Kouga. "Nice to meet you!"
>Kouga grins back, "Nice to meet you, too."

>Tenshi frowns, and lifts her hat off of her head. It can't go too far because... the cheese has glued her hat to her hair.

[Hanzo K.]

>Chuckle. "Oh dear, that's quite a 'sticky situation' you've found yourself in there Tenshi."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Chuckle. "Oh dear, that's quite a 'sticky situation' you've found yourself in there Tenshi."

>She stares at you with a wide-eyed, sarcastic expression, "Oh, you don't say?"