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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #300 on: March 13, 2012, 09:40:43 PM »
>"The guys that attacked you two?!"
>We should stick around to get a look at 'em!
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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #301 on: March 13, 2012, 10:28:13 PM »
>"The guys that attacked you two?!"
>We should stick around to get a look at 'em!

>"AFFIRMATIVE."
>"Villains! They must have followed us!" Gordon concludes. "Where are they, Thursday?!"
>"LOCATION: NORTH-NORTHWEST. UNABLE TO CALCULATE PRECISE DISTANCE."
>North-northwest... That's where that stormcloud is that you couldn't move.

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #302 on: March 13, 2012, 10:33:51 PM »
>"....That's where that stormcloud I couldn't move was!"
>Look to Hatate, Fuu, and Kogasa. "Come on, we've got an incident to resolve!" Don't forget to be sufficiently hammy!
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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #303 on: March 13, 2012, 11:53:42 PM »
>"....That's where that stormcloud I couldn't move was!"
>Look to Hatate, Fuu, and Kogasa. "Come on, we've got an incident to resolve!" Don't forget to be sufficiently hammy!

>Each of your friends give you an affirmative nod. Gordon, however, doesn't seem.... impressed. In fact, he seems to be looking at you with suspicion. "Now I see.... Now I understand..." he mutters.

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #304 on: March 14, 2012, 02:44:12 AM »
>"Hey, what are you talking about?"

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #305 on: March 14, 2012, 05:32:16 AM »
>"Hey, what are you talking about?"

>"Yeah, I don't much care for that tone, human." Hatate adds.
>"Now I know why you have black wings." Gordon finishes pointing at the taller tengu. "You must be in league with the evil ones that attacked Netherworld Castle!" Hatate's face drops instantly in surprise.

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #306 on: March 14, 2012, 06:51:40 AM »
>"It's a tower of white jade, mook!"
>"Uh, what?"
>Look at Hatate. "Have you been to the netherworld? Have any of the tengu, actually?"

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #307 on: March 14, 2012, 09:51:51 AM »
> Might be time to prove we are the good guys the way reimu does: beat them up!
I have...a terrible need...shall I say the word?...of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars.

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #308 on: March 14, 2012, 10:28:52 AM »
>"It's a tower of white jade, mook!"
>"Uh, what?"
>Look at Hatate. "Have you been to the netherworld? Have any of the tengu, actually?"

>"LAHARL MIGHT LIKE THAT, GORDON. RECCOMENDATION: ACQUIRE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF WHITE JADE.
>Hatate hesitates before answering. "Well... yes, actually. Aya and I both have. Her more than me."
>"You deceived me for a time, but no longer! Only evildoers have feathered wings of black! You evil masters sent you forth to find us and delay us!"

> Might be time to prove we are the good guys the way reimu does: beat them up!

>If he's as thick as you're beginning to think he might be, a swift beating may be just what the doctor ordered!

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #309 on: March 14, 2012, 06:19:28 PM »
>"Hey, don't blame us. Canonically they aren't even supposed to have wings!"
>"What about crows? They aren't evildoers!"

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #310 on: March 15, 2012, 02:29:16 AM »
>"Hey, don't blame us. Canonically they aren't even supposed to have wings!"
>"What about crows? They aren't evildoers!"

>"COMMON MISCONCEPTION. SOURCES INDICATE WINGED TENGU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CONCEAL THEIR WINGS, UNFURLING THEM WHEN THE NEED ARISES."
>"But of course they are! Crows spread bad luck, and then laugh at you when pigeons poop on your car!"
>"GORDON SUSPECTS ORNITHOLOGICAL CONSPIRACY." Thursday supplies. You can't tell if he's trying to be helpful or snide.
>"Does this guy have his head on straight?" Hatate remarks to you.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 04:02:35 AM by Sourfang, the Falling Star »

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #311 on: March 15, 2012, 03:18:29 AM »
>"Doesn't sound like it."
>"Hey! Gordon! What the heck is wrong with you? This isn't your world, okay? Things are diferent here! Crow tengu don't bring bad luck! They bring newspapers!"

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #312 on: March 15, 2012, 05:01:18 AM »
>"Doesn't sound like it."
>"Hey! Gordon! What the heck is wrong with you? This isn't your world, okay? Things are diferent here! Crow tengu don't bring bad luck! They bring newspapers!"

>"Maybe he bumped his head in the crash?" Fuu suggests quietly, looking distinctly uncomfortable. Downright afraid, even.
>"As if I'd believe an ally of evil." Oh, now he's REALLY asking for it. The human places his hands upon his hips. "In the name of the EDC, I place the four of you under arrest. Surrender peacefully."

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #313 on: March 15, 2012, 05:22:34 AM »
>Damn it, we have othre things to deal with.
>"How DARE you call me evil!"
>Call up the wind again and use it to give Gordon the Team Rocket treatment. Then head for that cloud!

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #314 on: March 15, 2012, 03:59:56 PM »
I got something better than the team rocket treatment...Well, it's just a different version of it really, but hey!

>But before blowing him away, drop a lightningbolt on him if we can!
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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #315 on: March 17, 2012, 08:47:08 PM »
>But before blowing him away, drop a lightningbolt on him if we can!

>Determined to show this fool of a human what for, you reach back into the sky for another surge of hot electric justice. However, as electricity really isn't your thing, you only manage to call down a lightning strike about half as intense as the last one. Half as bright, half as loud (which you're not entirely ungrateful for), and half as powerful, of course. And it drops about 25 feet to Gordon's right. Close, but no BBQ.

>Damn it, we have othre things to deal with.
>"How DARE you call me evil!"
>Call up the wind again and use it to give Gordon the Team Rocket treatment. Then head for that cloud!

>If evil abounds in your home, you don't have time to deal with this thick-headed male!
>"I dare only speak the truth!" Gordon retorts.
>This worked well last time, and it's your specialty, so you stretch your hand out and level another powerful gust of wind at the so-called 'defender of earth'. That should settle his hash. To your surprise, however, he raises one hand up his face to brace himself as your wind washes over him. He takes a half-step backwards, but he stubbornly resists your efforts to dispatch him. "Gordon is not caught off guard twice!" he declares once your gust subsides, clenching his fist before him. "Now it's MY turn!" Gordon produces what seems to be a laser blaster from one of the pouches on his waist, and levels it at you.
>"GORDON, WAIT." Thursday states suddenly before he can fire his weapon.
>"Thursday! Justice waits for-"
>The robot interrupts its partner again. "ENEMY FORCE ENCOUNTERED IN NETHERWORLD EMPLOYED LIMITED MAGIC, RELYING ON TECHNOLOGY. MY SENSORS DETECT NO TECHNOLOGY PRESENT AMONG THESE FOUR, APART FROM ONE SIMPLE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE. SECOND, THEY APPROACHED US FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION FROM WHERE MY SENSORS ARE DETECTING ENEMY SIGNATURES. THIRD, ENEMY FORCES ENCOUNTERED HAD FEW HUMAN FEATURES, WHEREAS THESE WOMEN ARE MOSTLY HUMAN IN APPEARANCE. CONCLUSION: INDIVIDUALS PRESENT ARE NOT ENEMY FORCES."
>"HOWEVER," Thursday continues, seemingly interrupting Gordon yet again, "TAKING INTO ACCOUNT GORDON'S RELUCTANCE TO ACCEPT THURSDAYS CONCLUSIONS, I PROPOSE A COMPROMISE BETWEEN US AND THEM, IF GORDON AND GATHERED FEMALES AGREE."

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #316 on: March 17, 2012, 10:45:42 PM »
>Pause in mid-motion to give me a facefull of danmaku.
>"Huh?"

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #317 on: March 18, 2012, 03:06:12 AM »
>Pause in mid-motion to give me a facefull of danmaku.
>"Huh?"

>You wish to give yourself a face full of danmaku?

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #318 on: March 18, 2012, 03:27:26 AM »
>Fuck you I'm dyslexic >=[
>Him.

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #319 on: March 19, 2012, 06:58:53 AM »
>Pause in mid-motion to give him a facefull of danmaku.
>"Huh?"

>The robot spoke up just in time to save Gordon getting a danmaku pattern in his face. Lucky sunovagun... His face twists slightly, like he's not fond of the idea, but he does, like yourself, hold his fire. He does not, however, put his blaster away.
>"I PROPOSE A TEMPORARY SUSPENSION OF SUSPICION AND HOSTILITIES. IF GATHERED FEMALES ARE IN LEAGUE WITH HOSTILE FORCE, GORDON, THIS WILL BECOME CLEAR WHEN WE ENCOUNTER THE 'MAIN FORCE'. IF THEY ARE, THEN WE CAN DEAL WITH THEM THEN. IF THEY ARE NOT, THEY COULD HELP US DEFEAT A THREAT TO THEIR WORLD AND OURS."
>"You mean cooperation." Hatate asks Thursday is a flat tone.
>"AFFIRMATIVE. I BELIEVE THIS TO BE THE BEST OPTION FOR ALL PARTIES CONCERNED."

>"I don't like it, Kochiya-sama." Fuu mutters, falling in behind you, obviously angry at the human male.
>"But it might be the most expedient method here, Fuu." Hatate counters. "If we can take them at their word, then whatever's on our world could be a major threat. If they are, we shouldn't be here wasting our time with these two."

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #320 on: March 19, 2012, 04:06:29 PM »
>"Hatate's got a point. Hey, maybe since they ended up coming here from another place kinda like Gensokyo, maybe we'll find new Youkai or something!"
>Note to self: We need to work on our lightningbolts, wasn't there a dragon palace envoy who could do that? Maybe she can help up get better!
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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #321 on: March 20, 2012, 02:54:01 AM »
>"Hatate's got a point. Hey, maybe since they ended up coming here from another place kinda like Gensokyo, maybe we'll find new Youkai or something!"
>Note to self: We need to work on our lightningbolts, wasn't there a dragon palace envoy who could do that? Maybe she can help up get better!

>"You think you can trust him, Kochiya-sama?" Fuu cautions you. "Or that robot?"
>There was indeed a youkai who made her presense known on Gensokyo some time back. You've yet to have the pleasure of meeting her, but by all accounts, she was a master of both lightning, and dancing. You make a note to track her down and compare notes on hurling bolts of electricity .

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #322 on: March 20, 2012, 03:52:12 PM »
>"Well, if he's not being honest, then he'll taste my Justice Wind!"
>Here it comes...time for the ham! "For I am Sanae Kochiya, Defender of Gensokyo!"
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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #323 on: March 21, 2012, 03:18:10 AM »
>"Well, if he's not being honest, then he'll taste my Justice Wind!"
>Here it comes...time for the ham! "For I am Sanae Kochiya, Defender of Gensokyo!"

>Your bold declaration seems to win over the younger looking tengu, as her worried expression fades. You have calmed your ally with the power of JUSTICE!. Good for you.
>Kogasa gives her a smile. "And we're here, too. Sanae-chan doesn't need help often, but if she does now, we'll be there."
>Hatate gives you a thin grin and lowers her voice. "Plus, you never know. These two might make a decent distraction, if nothing else, when we get there."

>"DO WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT, DEFENDER OF GENSOKYO?" Thursday asks you.

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #324 on: March 21, 2012, 03:25:54 AM »
>"Okay, sure Mr Thursday!"

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #325 on: March 21, 2012, 04:02:19 AM »
>"Okay, sure Mr Thursday!"

>Gordon, with some reluctance, holsters his blaster. "I'll be watching you." he warns.
>Hatate flares her wings, but adresses Thursday instead of Gordon. "How'd you convince him to go along with it?" You note Fuu quickly produce her notebook again.
>"ANALYSIS OF BEHAVIOR PATTERNS OF MISTRESS JENNIFER INDICATES 88% PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD TRUST YOU. INSUFFICIENT TO COMPLETELY CONVINCE GORDON, SUFFICIENT TO DELAY FINAL JUDGEMENT."
>"We'll see what Jennifer makes of you all when we find her!" Gordon bellows. "Thursday? Prepare for flight!"
>"BEEP BEEP BLIIIP BEEP. FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED." The robot's legs shrink down, and a pair of handles extend from his 'shoulders' and upper legs. Gordon takes a hold of the upper handles and climbs up on his robotic partner. "DO YOU AND OTHER WINGLESS FEMALE REQUIRE TRANSPORTATION, DEFENDER OF GENSOKYO?"

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #326 on: March 21, 2012, 05:25:02 AM »
>If only that mook weren't there, we could fly on a robot!
>...Maybe if he takes a fall...No, that's probably bad!
>Probably.
>"That's okay, we can fly."

Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #327 on: March 21, 2012, 12:09:51 PM »
>If only that mook weren't there, we could fly on a robot!
>...Maybe if he takes a fall...No, that's probably bad!
>Probably.
>"That's okay, we can fly."

>Rather than wish harm (well, not that he might have a little harm coming, anyway) upon the fool-headed human, consider this: If Nitori gets a crack at examining this robot, and makes one of her own, then you can fly that thing from one end of gensokyo to the other, mook or no! Just imagine the look on Reimu's face if you had your very own robot...
>Plus, yknow, you're a good girl. Hammy, but good. Gordon here may be a bit of a nitwit, but still.
>"Very well, then."
>A pair of flames emerge from Thursdays' feet as the robot, with his passenger, take off from the ground. Your friends also go aloft.
>"MY SENSORS DETECT OTHER FORMS OF ENERGY FROM THE ENEMY LOCATION." Thursday informs you are he turns northward. "ARE THERE OTHER DEFENDERS OF GENSOKYO?"

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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #328 on: March 21, 2012, 03:43:17 PM »
>"Well...I wouldn't exactly call them defenders per se but...They have helped out in the past, and they've been at it since before I got here apparently!"
>"Wonder if it's Marisa this time..?" Let's get moving! To the stormcloud!
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Re: TouhouGaea: Strange Neighbors (Sanae Route)
« Reply #329 on: March 22, 2012, 03:19:26 AM »
>"Well...I wouldn't exactly call them defenders per se but...They have helped out in the past, and they've been at it since before I got here apparently!"
>"Wonder if it's Marisa this time..?" Let's get moving! To the stormcloud!

>Following your friends into the air, you take the lead (as any true hero should), and set off northward, towards the ominous stormcloud, the Myoren temple, and whatever new threat is bringing this incident to Gensokyo.
>Thursday and his passenger fall in to your left and just behind you, and you note that Fuu gives them a very wide berth. Gordon watches you all with undisguised suspicion.
>"THURSDAY REQUESTS INFORMATION ON THE ONES PRESENT WITH ENEMY FORCES." the robot intones to you.