>But before blowing him away, drop a lightningbolt on him if we can!
>Determined to show this fool of a human what for, you reach back into the sky for another surge of hot electric justice. However, as electricity really isn't your thing, you only manage to call down a lightning strike about half as intense as the last one. Half as bright, half as loud (which you're not entirely ungrateful for), and half as powerful, of course. And it drops about 25 feet to Gordon's right. Close, but no BBQ.
>Damn it, we have othre things to deal with.
>"How DARE you call me evil!"
>Call up the wind again and use it to give Gordon the Team Rocket treatment. Then head for that cloud!
>If evil abounds in your home, you don't have time to deal with this thick-headed male!
>"I dare only speak the truth!" Gordon retorts.
>This worked well last time, and it's your specialty, so you stretch your hand out and level another powerful gust of wind at the so-called 'defender of earth'. That should settle his hash. To your surprise, however, he raises one hand up his face to brace himself as your wind washes over him. He takes a half-step backwards, but he stubbornly resists your efforts to dispatch him. "Gordon is not caught off guard twice!" he declares once your gust subsides, clenching his fist before him. "Now it's MY turn!" Gordon produces what seems to be a laser blaster from one of the pouches on his waist, and levels it at you.
>"GORDON, WAIT." Thursday states suddenly before he can fire his weapon.
>"Thursday! Justice waits for-"
>The robot interrupts its partner again. "ENEMY FORCE ENCOUNTERED IN NETHERWORLD EMPLOYED LIMITED MAGIC, RELYING ON TECHNOLOGY. MY SENSORS DETECT NO TECHNOLOGY PRESENT AMONG THESE FOUR, APART FROM ONE SIMPLE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE. SECOND, THEY APPROACHED US FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION FROM WHERE MY SENSORS ARE DETECTING ENEMY SIGNATURES. THIRD, ENEMY FORCES ENCOUNTERED HAD FEW HUMAN FEATURES, WHEREAS THESE WOMEN ARE MOSTLY HUMAN IN APPEARANCE. CONCLUSION: INDIVIDUALS PRESENT ARE NOT ENEMY FORCES."
>"HOWEVER," Thursday continues, seemingly interrupting Gordon yet again, "TAKING INTO ACCOUNT GORDON'S RELUCTANCE TO ACCEPT THURSDAYS CONCLUSIONS, I PROPOSE A COMPROMISE BETWEEN US AND THEM, IF GORDON AND GATHERED FEMALES AGREE."