Author Topic: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 35763 times)

Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #90 on: February 02, 2012, 06:00:59 PM »
Calling them "bizarre hoods" made me chuckle, but I agree, this certainly isn't normal.
Plus there's bound to be a bunch of them, and we wouldn't want them scaring people away from the tunnels, we need people to mug to make a living.

> "The gold thing was sarcasm, a joke. I don't have any. Why come to the underground to find gold, of all places?"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #91 on: February 02, 2012, 06:04:04 PM »
>"Yeah, me, too."

>"But you have gold!" says the faerie. "You should give me some. Oh! Oh! Do you have any jewels?"

> "But there's a problem, you see. Being rich will make you famous, and strong people will come to beat you up and take your gold!"

>"Nuh-uh," says the faerie. "The oni have money and no one beats them up except themselves!"

> "The gold thing was sarcasm, a joke. I don't have any. Why come to the underground to find gold, of all places?"

>"That's mean!" she says, balling up her fists and flouncing magnificently in midair. "You're mean! You're a big poop and I hope you get stuck being upside down forever!"

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #92 on: February 02, 2012, 06:13:11 PM »
> "Hey, you wanna hear about the time I beat up an oni?"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #93 on: February 02, 2012, 07:44:40 PM »
> "Hey, you wanna hear about the time I beat up an oni?"

>"You didn't!" says the Faerie, putting her hands on her hips.

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #94 on: February 03, 2012, 12:15:46 AM »
> Grin.
> "Believe it. Oni may be big and strong..."
> Pull out our knife and admire it while grinning.
> "...but they believe way too much in fairness for their own good."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #95 on: February 03, 2012, 12:21:41 AM »
> Grin.
> "Believe it. Oni may be big and strong..."
> Pull out our knife and admire it while grinning.
> "...but they believe way too much in fairness for their own good."

>You grin and pull out your knife.
>"Wouldn't that just make 'em mad?" says the faerie as she frowns at your knife.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #96 on: February 03, 2012, 12:29:36 AM »
> Look back and the fairy. Wiggle the knife a bit in a showoffy manner (rather than a threatening one).
> "Oh, she was probably mad for what little time she was still standing."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #97 on: February 03, 2012, 12:49:24 AM »
> Look back and the fairy. Wiggle the knife a bit in a showoffy manner (rather than a threatening one).
> "Oh, she was probably mad for what little time she was still standing."

>"Then she sat on you, I bet," says the faerie.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #98 on: February 03, 2012, 12:52:20 AM »
> "Do I look flattened to you?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #99 on: February 03, 2012, 12:53:24 AM »
> "Do I look flattened to you?"

>She frowns thoughtfully at you, and turns her head nearly ninety degrees.
>"Maybe?" she says at length.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #100 on: February 03, 2012, 01:03:29 AM »
> Shake head.
> "Lissen. If that oni sat on me I wouldn't be talking to you right now."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #101 on: February 03, 2012, 01:11:51 AM »
> Shake head.
> "Lissen. If that oni sat on me I wouldn't be talking to you right now."

>She frowns even harder for a moment, then says, "You're a ghost!"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #102 on: February 03, 2012, 01:23:29 AM »
> Knock on our bucket with a fist.
> "Nope. See? Still solid."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2012, 01:38:23 AM »
> Knock on our bucket with a fist.
> "Nope. See? Still solid."

>"You're a hard ghost!" she says. "Wow!"
>After a moment, she purses her lips thoughtfully and says, "Do you have any ghost gold?"

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2012, 01:52:22 AM »
>Facepalm

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2012, 01:54:42 AM »
>Facepalm

>You facepalm.
>"Is that a ghost nod?!" she says, smiling widely.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2012, 01:56:35 AM »
>Double facepalm.
>"I don't have any gold of any kind, and I'm not a ghost."

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #107 on: February 03, 2012, 02:07:06 AM »
> Careful with those facepalms. Don't want to stab ourselves!
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #108 on: February 03, 2012, 02:08:03 AM »
>Yes, drop the knife back in the bucket first.

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #109 on: February 03, 2012, 02:08:21 AM »
Also this is actually our chance to get her to go away. We have ghost gold back the way we came, but it's invisible because it's ghost gold.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #110 on: February 03, 2012, 02:10:44 AM »
>Double facepalm.
>"I don't have any gold of any kind, and I'm not a ghost."
> Careful with those facepalms. Don't want to stab ourselves!
>Yes, drop the knife back in the bucket first.


>You double facepalm after carefully putting your knife away.
>"Then why'd you say it?" says the faerie, screwing up her face. "Is this a test? A test for ghost gold?"

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #111 on: February 03, 2012, 02:37:34 AM »
> Pull our hands away from our face and look back at the fairy for a moment, look upward for a couple of moments, then look back at the fairy.
> Lean in a little bit closer and lower our voice.
> "All right. But you gotta keep this on the down-low, you hear me?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #112 on: February 03, 2012, 03:09:32 AM »
> Pull our hands away from our face and look back at the fairy for a moment, look upward for a couple of moments, then look back at the fairy.
> Lean in a little bit closer and lower our voice.
> "All right. But you gotta keep this on the down-low, you hear me?"

>You pull you hands back, then look upward, prompting the faerie to look upward as well. Then you lean in close and lower your voice.
>"Um...I will keep this on that thing you just said," says the faerie.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #113 on: February 03, 2012, 03:41:02 AM »
> Facepalm, then pull our hand away to point upward
> "Okay. You've passed the first part of the test. There's some ghost gold up there, in the tunnel I just came from. There's another fairy up there with a hood like yours, but you might be able to get it if you hurry."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2012, 04:10:25 AM »
> Facepalm, then pull our hand away to point upward
> "Okay. You've passed the first part of the test. There's some ghost gold up there, in the tunnel I just came from. There's another fairy up there with a hood like yours, but you might be able to get it if you hurry."

>"I knew it!" cries the faerie as she zips out of the ravine.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2012, 04:18:51 AM »
> She didn't even want to hear about the rest of the test? Well, whatever.
> Pick some more mushrooms, then head back up out of the ravine.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #116 on: February 03, 2012, 04:29:25 AM »
> She didn't even want to hear about the rest of the test? Well, whatever.
> Pick some more mushrooms, then head back up out of the ravine.

>You pick a few mushrooms, and place them in your old rice bag. You'll have to remember this place.
>You obtain: Whitecap Mushrooms x15

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #117 on: February 03, 2012, 04:32:34 AM »
> Score.
> Finish making our way out of the ravine, then head east, back toward the Ancient City.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #118 on: February 03, 2012, 05:15:34 AM »
>And keep track of our route, so we know how to get back here.

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Re: Kisume Quest - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #119 on: February 03, 2012, 05:45:03 AM »
> Score.
> Finish making our way out of the ravine, then head east, back toward the Ancient City.
>And keep track of our route, so we know how to get back here.

>You get to eat tonight!
>You extract yourself from the ravine, and take a few moments to ponder the most direct course back to the main tunnel. After a few moments of consideration, you elect to use a fairly small tunnel that takes a looping path which should deposit you on the near side of the bat warrens near the surface. The tunnel itself is particularly oval-like, its ceiling coming to a peak above you and its floor gently rounding into the walls to the point that little of it isn't curved.  Here and there are natural contractions that make a kind of doorway and make the tunnel seem to be segmented. The stone here is dry and free of moss, but you catch sight of the occasional insect moving about.
>Soon, you can hear water dripping ahead, and the tunnel widens into a sizable chamber, shaped roughly like a soy bean and some yards across at the narrow point.  The floor is smooth and full of little holes and hollows, a people who walks normally would run the risk of breaking their ankle in here. Much of this chamber is covered by a shallow pool of water, feed by moisture dripping from the stalactites overhead. The water is not good to drink, and you wouldn't want to disturb it anyways. Little mats of algae float atop of the pool, as does the occasional water skimmer. While you cannot see well into the water itself, you know it to be home to tiny fish that have probably lived there for countless fish generations. You aren't the only person who passes through here, in the past you have found little scraps of cloth and other odds and ends in various little places. Up ahead, you can see another corridor. Obvious exits are east and west.

>_