I don't really want to play in a bastard game with a wordcount right now, but I guess having somebody to vent to other than the mod could make it tolerable.
... actually, due to timezone reasons, I'm not sure if this would be a good idea. Most of the time you post, it's while I'm asleep, and my sleeping schedule has recently shifted to me sleeping in. It would be very, very inconvenient to organize a post reflecting the opinions of both heads, even if only one head is posting.
tl;dr next time I should think things through before I propose a hydra even if it's facetious, sorry man :X