>Yank Smashy out of glitch city. Impale Rdj with him!
5: You grab Smashy (pff, time and space) and attempt to run Mardja Lualdi through! (+1 to your next roll) Smashy is a mess of garbled pixels, so this doesn't really hurt him.
Mardja Lualdi must roll to dodge!6-1: Smashy glitches into a doll. You viciously beat rdj around with fluffiness. (+1 to your next roll)
>Use the Dowsing Rod to retrieve the Hoard card from the discard pile, then use Turning (Cleric Power) to re-fight the Potted Plant and its Mate.
4+1: You grab Hoard (always awesome) and play the Mate card from your hand to beat down plants. You gain 2 levels and 2 treasures! (+1 to your next roll)
I can't warden my dungeon myself.
> Install an AI that will administrate monsters and spawning and treasure etc, include programming to nuke people who level grind a lot
why am i always ouch gdi
1-1: You perfect your AI. It cheerfully warns people of approaching dangers, offering strategy, helpful tips, and cool, refreshing drinks.
god... god dammit ;_;
> VEGAN ZOMBIE ADVENTURES
5: You start playing the newest game in the Zombiekids series. This one involves climbing a mountain to get to the Black Wheat of Despair while avoiding villagers with fire and brain monsters. The goal is to get to the top without eating anyone or being eaten. It's tougher than it sounds! (+1 to your next roll)
> Cast First Aid like my life depends on it! Because it does!
4+1: FASTO EIDO
Mardja Lualdi has been healed! (+1 to your next roll)
> #2f(@fjf23jfkl2f until I am Nethack-style cursed and inflict Doom on anyone using me as an equip
2: $H27394h$%&
You are now a consumable item.
Well, it's not so bad I guess.
>Make every single floor a teleporter maze!
3: You start to construct teleporter mazes, but at one point you accidentally step on one and now you can't remember where you are anymore.
This was a terrible idea! (-1 to your next roll)
> Better yet! Form an orchestra with my fellow Boos!
4: Boorchestra! Sadly, many of your compatriots (alright, all of them) suffer from stage fright. They're competent, but this'll take a while.
>Use time powers to make all teleport mazes never happen
5: You do a whrabkerrrrrrr, Hanzo is suddenly very confused! (+1 to your next roll)
With this new weapon, I will be forever!
>Invade Hanzo's lair, bring in Maya along for more fun.
4-1: You make your way into the lair, but are frustrated by dead ends. This place doesn't work very well without the teleporters. (-1 to your next roll)
> Do NOT attempt to aquire the Black Wheat of Dispair
6-1: You attempt this so thoroughly that it wraps right around, corrects your spelling errors, and you find yourself in possession of the final component of the CATACLYSM MUFFIN! (+1 to your next roll)
>Get Decade's belt. and W's belt too. Can I conquer the rainbow place now? :<
3-1: These belts are far too bitchin' for you. You weep tears at the thought of obtaining them, but you cannot go farther.
>Channel the Concrete Donkey.
4: DONKEY BOUNCE
GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!1-1: THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE
GuardianTempest has lost the game!> Engage in some serious counter-flailing. TOWNIE counterflailing. Subdue the beast and add it to my henchman armies!
3-1: You scum counterflail. It is of no avail. Some screeching noises echo in the cave. You are becoming disoriented.
Now that the internal politics are secure, time to see what's outside.
>Commence diplomatic and trade relations with neighbouring countries.
4+1: You start to push for stronger relations with your neighbors. They are hesitant, after your brutal reputation, but you iron out a few preliminary treaties and bribe several dozen high-level officials. You're off to a good start. (+1 to your next roll)
>Teach Dr. Robotnik Rasengan
4-1: You decide to teach Simon Belmont how to do a Getsuga Tenshou instead. This is really stupid. (-1 to your next roll)
>Reunite Savage Garden.
5: You demonstrate that you may have just discovered a cure for cancer. They have no choice! Ahahaha! (+1 to your next roll)
BUFFEDCho'Purvis
I have no name
Edible
Mardja Lualdi
UK
Raikaria
Desu_Cake
Sourfang
OUCHEDHanzo
Momijibot
SERIOUSLY OUCHED-
DEADED(rdj)
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
Allosawyou
Nanaya Kikasu
Kasu?
Hanzo?
(Sourfang)
Marokuu
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
Orin
Kinoko
Amra
PX
Schezo
Phlegeth
Conqueror
Dormio
Patorikku
GuardianTempest
QUIT(Sourfang)
