>Something about that sword reminded you about your alchemic abilities! Get some iron together and transmute it into something cool!
5+1: You obtain: IRONFOAM BLADE
It's a foam that won't break!
> Stab, mow, knife -- ye fink wombats!
1+1: You palindrome it up, but it's just not working for new lyrics.
Well, whatever works, works. Back to (un)life, and I got everything moving again proper.
What to do now....Hmm....Perhaps...Aha!
>Return to the former location of my hoard, and begin plotting a way to reclaim it!
2: You've no idea where that is. Or where you are, for that matter.
> Cheating is abominable.
> I am an abomination.
> Ergo, interest-free bank loans to myself!
3: You sneak some 500s from the bank, but promptly land on Boardwalk. (-1 to your next roll)
>Frustrated at my lack of random encounters, start chess tournament after beating Desu_Cake
4: You set up a couple brilliant forks and win the game, and get ready for a mass tournament. It is rumored that the Chessmaster, Dithmus Bis, will there!
>Tried to kill me again, did you Schezo? Well, guess what? You're naught but a lowly animal too! Death! Death to the animal!
3+1: Attaaaaaaaaaack!
Schezo must roll to dodge!4: Your swing goes wide. It looks like you're not the only one getting better at this.
>If Maya's too goody-two shoes to come along, then Sourfang you're coming with me and we're getting a -[relic]- whether you like it or not!!
5: You grab Sourfang and attempt to drag him along on your quest! (+1 to your next roll)
Sourfang must roll to dodge!2: You drag him right off the walls of the castle. Ouch!
Sourfang is seriously wounded!> Pray that Edible lands on the "Go to Jail" space.
2-1: Edible lands on Free Parking. Curses!
>Put the hit out on Dormio by contacting my gunner buddies.
4: You call in a hit squad!
Dormio must roll to dodge!6: There are bullets flying everywhere. None of them hit him, but some are coming your way!
Schezo must roll to dodge!1: Well...that...didn't work...
Schezo has died!>Fly through the skies On a robot unicorn and throw stars everywhere.
4:
AAAAALLLLWAAAAAAAYS I WANT TO BEEEEE WITH YOUkill me>AK#Fja3f09A#Fafaf :flamingv:
4: #$@*HN U@#$*O!@(nfg#$^%
>Now that we're quite properly spiffing, let's go for a nice walk through the countryside; and feed a random player to the suit.
2: You head out for a walk. There don't seem to be any of the players around, so you feed the suit a couple hapless soldiers in the woods.
> Accidentally set into motion a hilarious chain of disasters involving bumping into the butler while chasing Hanzo that pulls the mask off of my evil master and reveals his identity!
4+1: You chase after the wandering Hanzo! In your clumsiness, you trip, knocking over a priceless vase! The butler comes to clean up the mess and accidentally sets the front hall on fire, and in the confusion you accidentally knock off the mask over your master's face! (+1 to your next roll)
But it's all smoky chaos and no one sees it.
>Terraform Mars. Or Venus, whichever comes first, or whichever the unicorns like better.
6: You do both. It's a ridiculous feat, as each planet presents incredibly diverse challenges, but you get through. The unicorns claim Venus, though.
> Do not attempt to find my way anywhere else.
[Because EVERY TIME I TRY TO FIND MY WAY I ROLL A 1]
1: Great now where are you. Everything's all...screwy wobbly messed up dark.
This is probably the Twisted Abyss.
>Attack unicorns with the PB&J of the Bobs.
1: You take a quick trip to Venus and spend some time whipping up PB&J of the Bobs for the unicorns. It's a party in their mouths! :getdown:
A DARK GOD REAWAKENS
>Attempt to prevent Schezo deaths
1: You attempt to seal Schezo's fate!
Schezo must roll to dodge!1: The writ is sealed, the book closed forevermore.
Schezo has lost the game!What's better than chess? Customized chess!
>Make custom chess set.
6+1: You start taking the corpses of the slain players and reconstituting them into animated hulks of their former selves, to be used in the grand tournament!
BUFFEDGT
Shadoweh
OUCHEDEdible
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDSourfang
DEADED(rdj)
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
Allosawyou
Nanaya Kikasu
Patorikku
GuardianTempest
Conqueror
Kasu?
Phlegeth
Hanzo?
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
Orin
Kinoko
Amra
PX
Schezo
QUIT(Sourfang)
