>Proceed up the chain of summons, using our trusty hobo summon to get the Assbird summon, the hideous combination of a flightless bird and a donkey that is marginally suitable for riding.
2-1: You wander around getting into random encounters, but it never shows up. You also have to deal with your hobo pestering you for a drink, and eventually you are forced to release him just to get away.
Bah, freakin' Schezo.
Well, only one thing for it.
>Resurrect as a Dracolich, and reclaim my hoard!
3: You come back as a dragon zombie thing! You're in no condition to reclaim anything until you figure out how to get things working. (-1 to your next roll)
bahahahahah
>UNDEAD MONOPOLY PARTY
5: ZOMBIBLE WILL BE IRON (+1 to your next roll)
Kasu is stuck as the Thimble, and Edible has three houses on Illinois!
Kasu must roll to dodge!6+1: You draw the Advance to Go card and in a last desperate attempt put up a third house on Boardwalk!
Edible must roll to dodge!6+1: Edible lands on Go as well!
Hmm...probably can't do more with Mirdj Harvent until I watch more, so...
> Become Dr. Awkward.
5: You change your name to Josh Watson and start jamming something fierce! (+1 to your next roll)
After that ordeal, I need a vacation.
> Inhabit the basement of a tropical hotel's casino.
3: You can't leave in the middle of a game! Edible drags you back. (-1 to your next roll)
>Whatever, if they won't listen to me, they're useless. Go on a campaign to wipe out every single animal in existence.
5: You go on an extended foray, slaying the fauna as they come before you. It'll take a while, but you're only getting better at this... (+1 to your next roll)
Ummm.....
>Unquit.
6:
Sourfang has reconnected!>Do the next logical step and put a sword in Dormio.
1+1: You attempt to stick a sword into Dormio, but that is the wrong game! In this one Dormio is off killing animals somewhere!
>Get a relic.
>Quest a relic and drag Maya along, she goes first into whatever doubtful situation I find like possible slave pirates and rusted temples.
1+1: You sit around the castle disconsolately. Boooooriiiiiing.
>Bloody silly gene... RIGHT, go for that sword lying on the ground over there!
2: You try to pick up the sword. It turns out to be made of foam. You bat a few people with it.
>Now, a new suit. But what color? Why, there's only one suitable one! Get a suit that is The Colour Out of Space!
5+1: You get a properly tailored suit to your rakish form. It is a color that cannot be put into words, like octarine mixed with black lighting and shaken up inside the well of a black hole. It immediately starts consuming the area around you.
Patorikku must roll to dodge!5: You bat at the color with your foam sword. It wilts in your hand, but the color goes elsewhere.
You'll miss that sword. (+1 to your next roll)
Why am I so bad at this? ;_;
> Take Hanzo's corpse to the token evil scientist in the basement and do weird robotic science to it.
5: You abduct the partially reanimated zombie dragon thing! (+1 to your next roll)
Hanzo must roll to dodge!5-1: You struggle out of Shadoweh's grasp and escape! Shadoweh runs after you yelling "come baaack heeere >_<"
> Adventure to the Twisted Abyss, to get Dairy Products.
1: You are now thoroughly lost! You've found some sort of volcanic region, where the earth rumbles and the sky is ash and dust.
>I have witnessed the brutality of the one who slew me, and I will not stand for this violation of natural rights. Drag my ouster into the murky abyss so that we may feed his soul to the likes of Cthulhu.
2: You try to drag Cho'Purvis into the abyss whence you reside, but considering that your attempt consists of you ineffectually whacking him with a wet mop, it's not really surprising that this doesn't accomplish much. Also the color eats your mop.
>3KFLAJ30a9f#FJrf3 (undead?) BANNON GAN SOMEONE
4: You try to Banon Gan someone, but alas, no one is in need of your healing skills.
>Seek out Dormio and give him a Jinouga mount.
4: You present him with a Jinouga to ride. He responds by killing it.
>Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.
6: You craft the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich of the gods. It shines with a divine light. It's so beautiful it hurts to look at it.
You've created a masterpiece...or a monster.
>Challenge someone to a game of chess
5: You engage UK in a friendly game of chess! (+1 to your next roll) Behind you, a ghost and a zombie are having a particularly nasty game of Monopoly. You try to stay out of it.
BUFFEDDr. Awkwardj
Ran
Patorikku
Shadoweh
Desu_Cake
OUCHEDKasu
SERIOUSLY OUCHED-
DEADED(rdj)
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
Allosawyou
Nanaya Kikasu
Patorikku
GuardianTempest
Conqueror
Kasu?
Phlegeth
Hanzo?
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
Orin
Kinoko
Amra
PX
QUIT(Sourfang)
