>Thank Hanzo for gathering my treasure and use force to take it. All of it.
5: You loot the shinies! All of them! Bwahahaha! (+1 to your next roll)
>Roleplay a zombie in a dice-based parser text adventure, whilst munching on Brainritos and Braintain Dew.
2: Oh, come on. Even the undead can't stand Mountain Dew.
> Steal time by stealing watches! Perhaps the lost time will cause the remaining hostiles to disappear!
3+1: Should've thought this through - now you've got more time than you know what to do with!
> Finish the conquering of the grassy field.
3: Your Boos have done all they can. You go in to finish the job but someone's looking at you. This is really annoying! (-1 to your next roll)
>FUCK YOU WHALE! Call in the KAMIKAZE
1: That is
highly inappropriate! You call a Kamikaze, and then explode violently!
Phlegeth has died!> Accidentally reveal the main antagonist in the middle of the grassy field by fudging up his transportation portal. I'm helping!
1: You tweak the transportation portal. It's running better than ever! You're helping!
>Screw time magic, learn Summon magic
6: What do you think this is, FFV? That LP's
dead on hiatus shut up fine you're a summoner. You have no summons, though!
>Introduce PX to the concept of tendrils Then introduce Kasu to the concept of being beaten to death with PX.
6: Brutality is the only answer.
PX and Kasu must roll to dodge!PX: 3: Not quite able to get away! You are slammed into Kasu until you resemble mush.
PX has lost the game!Kasu: 1-1: Until you both resemble mush!
Kasu has died!> Ask the Beholders what treasure they have
4: You inquire as to their treasures. They have many rare, magical, powerful artifacts. They also have frozen yogurt. Which they call frogurt! Oh, and they've got some of the rare Black Wheat of Despair, too.
>Bury the fallen wolves, for they served me well.
4-1: You honor the sacrifices of the wolves by digging their graves yourself. It is a long, arduous, exhausting task, but at least they can rest easy now. (-1 to your next roll)
>Try again, this time use the Threads of Fate version. That one's in english!
5: You are now Mint from Threads of Fate! (+1 to your next roll)
>Right, now that we have that dream sequence out of the way, let's do it right this time. Retrieve arms from grassy plains!
4: You find an Arms certificate. Sadly, you're not playing VC2, so this is useless.
> #AFkj3a#(Fafj#@F(n2FKASDf to fuse all the Smashys together, for 255 Strength.
3-1: Q@#$^^&*((DBN
That didn't do anything.
Traitorous dragons. But, I wish them well.
>Recruit a selection of hydra, unicorns, Radiant dragons, and centaur warriors.
6: You recruit hydra, unicorns, Radiant dragons, centaur warriors, the man in the moon, a gnome chef, three ugly horses, a Grand Arbiter...
>Find something delicious and nutritious, and eat it.
2: Everything is full of sugar and fat! This is ridiculous!
>Hellfire! Begone! Outcast! Unclean! Become Thomas Covenant!
1: You tried that already! It still doesn't work! In fact, you manage to accidentally master the passive skill "SELF-AWARENESS", which makes you immune to form or shape changing!
So I've got a few other dragons on hand now eh?
>Set them to gathering more treasure, but for themselves this time.
3: The dragons hoard quite well on their own. You attempt to inspect the hoard but they snarl at you and bat you out. (-1 to your next roll)
BUFFEDSchezo
GuardianTempest
OUCHEDRan
Hanzo
SERIOUSLY OUCHED-
DEADED(rdj)
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
Allosawyou
Nanaya Kikasu
Patorikku
GuardianTempest
Conqueror
Kasu
Phlegeth
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
Orin
Kinoko
Amra
PX
