>Obtain Void Powers again. I lost myself to the void last RtD, never again!
4: You obtain the powers of the Void. It is a chaotic, dark energy.
>Recruit Uncertain Kitten and show her the wonders of gunnerism.
5-1: You make her an offer she can't refuse!
UK must roll to dodge!>Resist Schezo's recruting attempt by continuing my pilgrimage and being not where he is.
2+1: You try to evade him to continue the pilgrimage. Apparently you forgot he has a gun. Schezo shoots you! (-1 to your next roll)
>Well that kind of hurt. Oh well, sight's improved, with the exception of bloodstains. Find something to defend yourself with. This place seems pretty dangerous.
3-1: You try to find something, but the blooded glasses are really hard to see through. Maybe you should wipe them off.
> Stareing contest
6: You stare down the beholders. All of them. At once.
They are sufficiently impressed and declare you grnn'hazzak.
>Wolf pelts
1: That isn't even a command! Just for that the wolf pelts you with some rocks. Damn wolves.
>.<Ads@#f23fkl2#F#Of23j@#F
5-1: Your inventory now contains 255 Illuminas.
> Perform a train robbery! As in, take a train to a place, rob something there, then take a train back! Isn't that right, Isaac?!
3+1: Unfortunately, the train you take gets hijacked! You escape, but your plans fall through.
>Host a banquet at Kadeth with Dagon and Mother Hydra; invite as many players as plausible!
4+1: You call in a couple friends down to good old Iowa. And some food as well!
Mirdj Harvent, Marokuu and Ran must roll to dodge!Mirdj Harvent: 5: The whole immortal thing's just not very tasty. (+1 to your next roll)
Marokuu: 1: Welp, there goes your soul.
Marokuu has died!Ran: 3: Apparently they filled up pretty well on Marokuu. You just get nibbled. (-1 to your next roll)
> Pft. Solve the problem by attacking from above.
5: This works fine until the Boos get within a certain vertical distance, at which point they start treating everyone as facing them normally again and freeze up. Oh well. It was a good plan! (+1 to your next roll)
Activate HATRED!!
>With the last remaining HP, ignore all wounds and become Gabranth: Revenge the **** out of those who defiled me before.
5: FFXII? Really? *sigh*
You avenge yourself on your foes!
Edible and Sourfang must roll to dodge!Edible: 6: The abomination notes your changing form, and
ABOMINATES you again anyway!
GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!Sourfang: 5: Sourfang cheeses his way around you. (+1 to your next roll)
GuardianTempest: 6+1: At the very least you can hold off the Abomination now.
Well, this is rather amusing. Only one thing for it!
>Pull out COMP, summon Shiisaa and Thor, proceed to use Shiisaa's Switch ability to put some other sap in my place.
4: You switch around the battlefield with a couple other demons. This is pointless, but fun!
>Picket town hall to advance undead rights! Zombies are people too!
1: The undead are naturally horrible at campaigning. They're either despots or mindless. Speaking of which, you're hungry again.
>Ah, that was nice. Not enough to whet my appetite, however. Chase down Phlegeth and eat the rest of them.
1-1: You ally yourself with Phlegeth against the Wolf Menace!
I'm in the Abyss, surrounded by zombies, and drunk out of my mind. Only one thing to do!
> KILL THE ZOMBIES BY SHOOTING THEM IN THE HEAD! THEY CAN'T EAT YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM DEAD! KILL THE ZOMBIES! KILL THE ZOMBIES!
2+1: You start playing House of the Dead in your mind, shouting "pew pew" and swinging your hands around! But then you trip and hit your head. You hear the game over sound play, faintly... (-1 to your next roll)
>Fine, I suppose I'll partake in more passive janitorial work. Loot whatever dead bodies drop from this mess.
2: The server seems to have -noloot active.
>Recruit a wing of Black dragons from the Dungeons of Zot (crawl), a wing of black dragons from Azeroth (warcraft), and a wing of black dragons from Faerun (dungeons and dragons).
3+1: You add several wings of dragons to your powerful forces. There is internal infighting, but as long as you keep them separate, you've got a pretty powerful force.
>The Elder Gods are stirring? Check the Arch of Time and have tea with the Worm of World's End.
1-1: You try to shift mythologies, but get stuck halfway through and end up as plain old you again.
>Get offended.
3: You get huffy. The parser punches you in the face to establish dominance. (-1 to your next roll)
> Decide to partake in the Holy Grail War and summon a servant
2-1: Does that say Fate/Roll Dodge? No? Then get out. In fact, you enact a ban on all Type-Moon references while you're at it.
BUFFEDPX
Mirdj Harvent
Kasu
OUCHEDUK
Shadoweh
Shebobshim
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDGT
Phlegeth
DEADED(rdj)
PX
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
(Amra)
Kinoko
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
