Drills eh?
>Counter with a drill that has an opposing spiral! (In other words, if his is clockwise, use one that's counterclockwise.)
2-1: You switch back to Spiral power! Unfortunately, the conflicting energies have a nasty backlash, and you suddenly find yourself unable to access either of them.
>Accept our newfound time manipulation abilities and understand them to be a calling to revive curry. Go back to the time when we were going to prepare Alter Fortune, and prepare it again.
6-1: You rewind space-time for yourself and successfully prepare Alter Fortune this time! Then time snaps back like a rubber band and you find yourself at the top of the cliff again, but with the spell memorized. (+1 to your next roll)
>Take Shadoweh out drinking.
3: You head out of the Twisted Abyss to go drinking with Shadoweh, but some punks at the bar start pushing you around. Having had your mind shattered a few times, you're not in much of a position to fight back. (-1 to your next roll)
> Lead the Boos in a divine crusade to take back the grassy field.
2: The Boos have never really managed to conquer anything for long, ever since that pesky order of paladins figured out that they could easily crush them en masse just by having two people stand back-to-back at all times.
>Check power level of self.
1+1: Obviously you'd need a scouter for that!
>Smashing old chap, now find a microphone and start broadcasting my cynical views of things happening in the RtD world.
1+1: You don't have any recording or broadcasting software. What were you thinking?
>ABOMINATE.
5: You do what you do best.
GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!1+1: GROM NOM HRRGAAHHHNN.
GuardianTempest is seriously wounded! And tasty! (+1 to your next roll)
> Contimue using my horrible intuition to explore this dark place.
[I'm like an Evil Overlord corssed with Roanoa Zoro from One Peice ._.]
1: You decide to get out of the Underdark and stumble into a brightly lit cavern. That's nice.
A blast of energy takes chips out of the rock next to you. You see movement, and then...eyes.
Lots of eyes.
Well crap. Guess I'll have to work without MP, then.
> Become Miria Harvent.
5: You are now Mirdj Harvent. (+1 to your next roll)
>Intimidate the Warrior Stone into giving me the Lord Stone bonus
3: You menace the Warrior Stone a few times. While you're doing this, one of those damn wolves comes out of nowhere and bites you in the leg. (-1 to your next roll)
>Glitch way back to a winnable state. And perhaps life while we're at it.
3: You gli%(h ~I#Q$?%N DNF%$^#^MJ
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(-1 to your next roll)
>Global Roll Time: Sick the great island serpent Raviente on every player of this RtD, excluding me and including the parser(aka theshim).
3: You attempt to sic the serpent, but your misspelling makes it refuse. The parser also applies a penalty for attempting to attack him. (-1 to your next roll)
>Ah, the great outdoors. Find the nearest living being, what's the point of being out here if you're all alone? Then kill them and eat their liver.
3+1: Things are pretty good, at last. You could go for a bite. You decide to take it out of Phlegeth!
Phlegeth must roll to dodge!3-1: Aaaah! My spleen!
Phlegeth is seriously wounded!>Worry that your vision is a bit blurry and proceed to search around for some glasses.
2+1: You fumble around, coming up with several very sharp objects which slice your hands up a bit before finding your glasses. You jam them on. They're a bit bloody. (-1 to your next roll)
>Wielding my trusty sword, contract my "cleanup" services out to the mod or whomever may desire it.
1: You swing your mop around a bit, pretending it's a sword. Whoosh! Clang! Hah!
>Pre-empt Guardian Tempest by inviting him over to have lunch with The Goat With A Thousand Young.
4+1: You summon him to feast with another of the Great Old Ones.
GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!5-1: It seems he has learned from the mistakes Yog-N'yggoth made, and politely declines the invitation. You and Shub-Niggurath have a quiet meal together. (+1 to your next roll)
>In the event GT evades Purvis' invitation, run over GuardianTempest with a lambourghini Countache. Then drop a whale on him.
6: You rev up your imported and expensive car. It's good to be the dairy king.
GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!6: His summoned serpent comes to his aid!
Sourfang must roll to dodge!6: Raviente is crushed by a Whalekana. <(^____________________________________________^)>
>Punch Shim in the face to establish dominance.
2: No, you are not Ace Shebobshim.
>Give enough power to Amra for him to become my right hand.
3: You channel some of your power to Amra, but abruptly you feel a twisting in the void. The Elder Gods are stirring. Few things bother you, but this is one. (-1 to your next roll)
>Investigate to see whether that fluffy cloud tastes like candyfloss.
3: You attempt to take a bite of the cloud. It turns out to have a Lakitu in it. He beans you with a spiky shell. (-1 to your next roll)
BUFFEDPX
Shadoweh
UK
Edible
Mirdj Harvent
Cho'Purvis
OUCHEDSchezo
Smashy
Patorikku
Nanaya Kikasu
Desu_Cake
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDGT
Phlegeth
DEADED(rdj)
PX
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
(Amra)
Kinoko
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
