> Lead Remilius off a cliff Lemmings style.
You do so to
Mozart's Alla Turca! Ah, Lemmings. Good times!
>Realize that Yog-N'yggoth may become a main character and steal all the lime light. Use shooting stars on him.
6: Shooting Stars? You can do better. You use Usagi Drop, hitting an area, and hope Pleinair doesn't eat you!
Shebobshim, Yog-N'yggoth, and Desu_Cake must roll to dodge!Shebobshim: 3+1: You are too confused about your identity to worry about exploding rabbits.
Yog-N'yggoth: 4-1: You are too confused about your identity to defend against exploding rabbits! (-1 to your next roll)
Desu_Cake: 6-1: You are too high in the sky to be an easy target for exploding rabbits! You snuggle one on the way down for a bit though. It is very soft. (+1 to your next roll)
>Invite Yog-N'yggoth to Kadeth to meet Nyarlathotep! See who comes out on top~
4+1: It turns out the Crawling Chaos also lives in Iowa! Who knew?! You get Yog-N'yggoth in here for a battle of Old Ones, and you've got front-row mind-shielded seats! (+1 to your next roll)
Yog-N'yggoth must roll to dodge!1-1: Alas, a lich is simply no match for the mind-rending power of Nyarlathotep. He tears your fragile self apart and forces you to live out the rest of your days in Ohio.
Yog-N'yggoth has lost the game!> Face off against Spiderpig in a battle to see who will be the King Boo.
4: Red Boo, Blue Boo. Fight!
Spiderpig must roll to dodge!1: The Blue Boo is supreme and is crowned King Boo! The Red Boo dissipates into nothingness.
Spiderpig has lost the game!>Activate the Lord Stone
2: These are the Mage, Warrior and Thief stones! Geez!
>Give up. Give up EVERYTHING. INTO THE VOIIIIIID.
6-1: You sacrifice all of your possessions into the nameless void. In return, you feel power suffuse you! (+1 to your next roll)
> Get on the boat, and make sure the ferryman doesn't slack off.
1: You scuttle the boat. You may have just made the game Unwinnable!
> Drink an MP potion, then return Smashy's maids to normal size and see if the boat stays afloat with that many people on it.
1: You drink the blue potion, but sadly, you are playing the original Prince of Persia and die.
Okay just kidding. Your potion has simply expired, and restores no MP. Check the dates on your restoratives, man!
>Appearify self into game from the future.
1: For making the billionth MSPA reference, you are removed from this continuum.
Alpha Werewolf has lost the game!> Not like I can be any more dead, follow Pesco down that cli-! Oh look curry.
Curry in Lemmings would probably kill you anyway.
> Breifly wonder how I'm so terrible at finding my way.
1: You don't bother contemplating this. In fact, your resolve to let your ability to get lost carry you through your adventuring days.
>Wake up in grassy field and attempt to look around
5: The field is overgrown, scorched in places, shredded in others, with patches of dead grass interspersed with corpses strewn across it. Feels homey! (+1 to your next roll)
> Now, where was I? Ah yes, Have that spot of tea from a while back.
4+1: You're sadly lacking in scones, but a gentleman must make do at times. You have a proper cup of tea, finally. (+1 to your next roll)
>Roman cancel to get back up the cliff and continue pilgrimage
4-1: You Persian cancel instead, by which I mean you reverse time up the cliff. You do hit a few snags on the way anyway.
(-1 to your next roll)
Huh? The parser is not with the cause? Well I need plan B.
>Kill the deviants who are not aligned with the bored ideals of the Warlord! SUMMON BIGGER FISH!!
5: You don't look like a Cheddar Monk to me, but fine. You conjure Raviente and have it feast on a few of your treacherous followers. (+1 to your next roll)
>I've been living the life of a NEET for far too long. Get off the internet and go on an adventure to find myself. Make sure to find something to take, it's dangerous to go alone.
5: You download the full discography of Emerson, Lake and Palmer and get ready to head out. You start humming the opening to Karn Evil 9 to yourself. (+1 to your next roll)
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends,
We're so glad you could attend - Come inside! Come inside!>Rest on my laurels.
3+1: You take some well-deserved rest. A bustling cutthroat business, an heir on the way, and a nice glass of milk. Life is pretty good!
>If Amra is successful is giving up everything into the void, play a game of Mahjong with him. If not, go visit Shadoweh.
2: You take Amra's wordly possessions, but feel no compulsion to stir from the Void - a significant, if not daunting, task.
>Separate into She, Bob, and Shim.
3+1: You become the Trinity - The She, The Bob, and the Holy Shim. And it was Good.
Well, so much for my bottled rainbow industry.
>Throw bottle at someone
3+1: You toss the bottle downwards, where it has plenty of time to pick up momentum!
Schezo must roll to dodge!4: One of the falling rabbits hits the bottle in midair, annihilating them both.
THere's only one way to solve things now.
>Convert everyone to Anti-Spiral.
2+1: You start converting people to the Anti-Spirals, but this punk kid keeps hitting you with a drill. (-1 to your next roll)
>See if we can level to a higher tier of undead.
6: You amalgamate several zombiekin into your own structure, bulking up in a grotesque display of bulging flesh and shifting bone and muscle.
You become an Abomination.
BUFFEDPX
Cho'Purvis
Shadoweh
Amra
Patorikku
Marokuu
GT
Ran
OUCHEDUK
Hanzo
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDMarokuu
DEADED(rdj)
PX
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
(Amra)
Kinoko
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
