Bah, curry? Child's play.
>Show the world how futile it is to try to best the anti-spirals. Reveal to them, the Anti-Spiral's Curry!
4+1: You reveal the curry of despair. Its burning feeling settles like lead into your stomach driving you into a mindless depression. Or it would, if you weren't used to the stuff. You find it delicious. (+1 to your next roll)
> Shake it like I just don't care
More like
I just don't care, dead one!
Perfect!!! :V
I'm become the ABSOLUTE "Game Over" now...
No Continue anymore...
But... why the ending is so bad.... die because curry...
> Change the name of lost the game and permadead statue into "Game Over" statue instead...
I'll change
your name to game over!
Well, I guess that works.
> Play the Ode to Booze on my Trickster's Trikitixa, to make the soldiers want alcohol rather than violence
3: You play a few strains of the Ode to Booze, and some of the soldiers are stuck with a sudden craving for alcohol. They drink what they have and start smacking you around, demanding more. (-1 to your next roll)
> The moment the soldiers order me to put my hands behind my head, proceed to shed my old skin and reveal my true form, like in Men in Black.
Unless that gets subverted, in which case >Go find that mahjong game
2: Sadly you are already in your true form, unless you mean your skeleton, and while you are dead you are not yet undead!
...
Well then.
>Hope that Shikieiki judges me well
1: The Yama finds you wanting! Your soul is sent to the Blazing Hells!
>Now to use this blanket and my tiny wings to take flight dood. To the Dark Assembly to reincarnate into something better dood. I did my time dood!
4: You've racked up enough mana to reincarnate, dood! You are now a level 1 average Gunner.
I was expecting some horrible rolls after rolling about 5 consecutive 4's in the last update, but that was particularly bad.
But hey, that was fun while it lasted. Quite fun. I hope nobody holds a grudge against me for that :3
> Watch the rest of the game from Higan. Surely after such a scandal my religion will not be forgotten after my fall, and my followers will make sure that the world eventually takes the path of the curry.
Your death right after challenging to prove curry's might was ill-timed. Your religion is finished.
HELL YES. I've learned it ain't spicy if it doesn't burn my mouth in some way, so that's a good thing.
> Search for more spicy foods! My hunger can't be satiated with just this.
5-1: You float on your way, eventually dropping into a chili competition. Someone hands you a bowl, and drops a double handful of Scotch Bonnets on top.
> They already consider me an enemy. RUN AWAY WITH THE BAG OF CANDY!
4: What's that behind you, burly shopkeep man?!
You successfully escape with the bag of Big Rock Candy Sugar. That's two! You'll still need the Black Wheat of Despair, pickled Beholder eyes, and the Milk of the Twisted Abyss.
>Gain power from Remilius' heroic sacrifice in the name of curry! Take rightful place as Goddess of Curry and claim conscientious objector to violence. Particularly violence from soldiers.
2-1: After Remilius's fall, you feel as if your eyes have been opened. What folly, this curry madness! You change your name to Fall-from-graceKitten and depart on a pilgrimage to uncover the real truth of curry and the gods.
>Oh, damn it. Internet. I wanted to be productive. Ah well, I was on the parser's computer, I should know how to contact him. s3nd t3h p4r53r lyek t0+a1ly 4ll teh spamz0rz. Gotta take it easy whilst recovering.
1: You upload Azathoth's contact data to 4chan. This ought to be good.
>Fly so high in the sky
6-1: You see a butterfly in the sky! But you know that you can fly twice as hiiiiiigh!
But don't take my word for it - take a look, it's in this book!
You fly off into the sky in search of a rainbow. (+1 to your next roll)
With the power of this cap I will become totally street yo'
>Start tearing some sick raps up in this bizznich. Blinging and so forth, yes.
4: You fiddle with your cap and bust out some sick rhymes. The parser apologizes for being horrible at rap and invites you to fill it in yourself.
>What now?
2: You tell me, genius!
>Alright freedom fighters! Raid the Curry Temple for the cause!
2: The Curry Temple has been looted, its grandeur cast down, its holy places sacked and its priests slain. Woe, for the fall of curry has come, and its desolation is absolute. The maidens weep in the street, for its spice is no more; young men and old, even babes and the eldest among them, they mourn the curry in the street, crying "Where is the fire, the curry in which we placed our hope?" (Curry Lamentations, 2:3-5)
>THEY DARE THREATEN AN ELDER ONE? DISPOSE OF THEM INTO THE REALM OF COSMIC HORRORS.
2: Mahjong takes precedence!
hey man if i can be a paladin deathknight druid i can be a lich without any repercussions
also revive in a different plain of existence just to be on the safe sife
plane even
5: You come back to life on the Plain Plains. Sadly, you seem to have lost your class levels. You feel like this was a cheap setup for a sequel with the same main character and briefly contemplate changing your name to Shepard. On the plus side, you have the Revive buff now! (+1 to your next roll)
>Invest heavily in the East India Company; dominate the curry market and warp it to the disadvantage of my foes. He who controls the spice...
3: You get into the spice futures market, but a bad loan early on forces you to back out of it, thankfully with one kneecap still intact. (-1 to your next roll)
>Having been foiled by catgirl, domesticate the underrated Doggirl instead.
5-1: You now have a pet dog. She is female and very friendly! She licks your hand a few times.
>SheBobShim attempts a Grapple check against everyone.
1: You completely fail to hold onto anything and begin rising up into the air! In the void left by the fall of curry, there is an excess of belief, and some of it begins to coalesce around you! IA! IA! SHEBOBSHIM!
>Thriller dance! Everyone is invited.
2: Brains.
I should have known wearing a Prinny wasn't safe. I blame you Schezo!
> Realize it was all a terrible dream. Wake up in my nightgown and cap!
6: You wake up in the grassy field! You shiver and pull off your cap. It's a prinny.
nooooooooooooooooooo
The soldiers open fire!rdj: 5-1: You moxiously evade their shots. Oh, what moxie!
Hanzo: 4+1: You absorb their shots into a shield for yourself. Pitiful fools. (+1 to your next roll)
Orin: 3-1: You haven't been doing anything and get shot a bunch of times!
Orin is seriously wounded!Phlegeth: 4: Your stupid high defense stat means you don't even feel these.
Edible: 5: Brains. You get some from the nearest soldier. (+1 to your next brains)
Marokuu: 4: Your cap makes the soldiers mistake you for a kid who got lost in a bad place. They don't shoot you!
Shadoweh: 6: You just go deeper every time a shot is about to reach you.
Schezo: 4: As a Gunner, you are endowed with ridiculous accuracy and reflexes and dodge the few stray shots that come your way.
Cho'Purvis: 6-1: What absolutely terrible form! You consume the mortal flesh of one of the men and send his soul screaming to the void for the impertinence! (+1 to your next roll)
Shebobshim: 4: Your newly developing divinity protects you well!
Amra: 5: You dance past every shot! (+1 to your next roll)
Kinoko: 1-1: You watch with some interest as you get shot in the head.
Kinoko has died!Momijibot: 5: You don't know what to do now, but you do know that dying is bad! You throw up a quick wall of force and hey, that was pretty cool, actually. (+1 to your next roll)
The soldiers cease firing, shocked at the minimal damage inflicted, and flee the field. You can't help but feel they'll be back, though...
BUFFEDPX
Desu_Cake
Yog'N'yggoth
Hanzo
Edible
Cho'Purvis
Amra
Momijibot
OUCHED-
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDRan
Orin
DEADED(rdj)
PX
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
(Ran)
(Yog-N'yggoth)
(Amra)
Spiderpig
Kinoko
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
