>Attack Remilius with yrruc!
4-1: You use the power of gnilleps sdrawkcab to attack Remilius in vengeance! But his curry aura forces you back! (-1 to your next roll)
> Get myself banned from Battle.net
You are now banned from Battle.net, and Lynched as well.
>Become High Priestess of Curry, spread religion all over the game, use curry powder to prepare spells
4-1: You attempt to join the priesthood and become Remilius's second, but you still cannot handle the heat of the High Curry. (-1 to your next roll)
>Conspicuously set a Prinny Bomb on Remilius' head, dood.
1: You're all out of mp, dood! You drape a blanket over your head instead.
Oh my gawd Ex-Nue's dead again, by Paint and by Whale
> Convince burly man I earnt the candy by saving Candy Mountain from Curry.
1: The shopkeeper glares at you, and explains that this was their annual delivery of curry for their religious holiday, which you ruined. Everyone on the Big Rock Candy Mountain now considers you an enemy.
>Hop into Runabout and run over GuardianTempest, what!
3-1: The engine won't start! Blast it all!
> Consume some curry anyway. Spicy food is freaking awesome.
3: You'd think you'd have learned from everyone else, but you decide to try the curry yourself. It burns!! (-1 to your next roll)
> Upgrade to Plateofcurry Mail
2: You're finding it difficult to upgrade your mail, what with you being dead and all.
>Naturally, I have myself backed up in multiple instances of the parser's computer. Load one of these states.
6: You load a state. You load it so hard you burst out of the program Kool-Aid Man style! OH YEAH! You now have access to the internet.
Ran has revived!> What is this wicked sorcery? Throw down hat cap in disgust.
2-1: You jam your hat onto your head so hard you start to feel woozy from blood loss.
>Hide in the Command Center and lick my wounds, metaphorically speaking and get the 'Fortified Structures' upgrade too.
1: This is no time for turtling! You set out straight for the Great Temple of Curry!
> Consume a soft green echo eyedrop antidote.
3-1: You procure a soft green echo eyedrop antidote, but it's past the expiration date. You didn't even know these had expiration dates!
pfargtl
>Recover ASAP
1: HLURK! You cough up a lung. Literally. You manage to asphyxiate and fall unconscious due to blood loss at the same time!
Spiderpig has died!obtain my carefully planned lichdom and take my revenge
2: Among the levels that you gained were an Undead Hunter class! You can't become a lich now!
Did not like the Shiny Stone, huh?
>Spa day to increase happiness! Spa day for everyone!
5+1: You set up a spa and are soon doing a roaring trade!
Everyone has been healed!>Acquire a mature adult radiant dragon, and a mature adult silver dragon, as guardians of my farm. And wives.
4-1: You attempt to convince some other dragons to join you, but they require a test of your strength, one you sadly cannot pass. (-1 to your next roll)
>Accept that you're probably not coming back to life anytime soon. Attempt coming back to unlife instead!
5-1: WIIIIIIIISE FWOM THE GWAAAAAAAAVE
Edible has become a zombie!>Rend the very existence of the world beside Dormio in half, pulling him into the center of ultimate chaos and engage in a friendly game of mahjong.
4: You corrupt all of existence with your power, attempting to draw Dormio to you!
Ran must roll to dodge!2: He is pulled to the center of chaos. This does bad things to a person!
Ran is seriously wounded!>Attack for 1d6+808 damage.
1+1: Your handcrafted kama do 1d8 damage. Honestly!
HOLY CRAP!!!
HOW DARE THOSE CURRY KILLED GM!!! 
But I'm still have the backup.
> Order the clan of Pieislamism (The clan that accept the awesomeness of both Pie and Nachos that I'm the Founder in last RtD)
Make they bring me back to life for Remilius's slaughter for keep the Rule of the GM and to punish him because he's kill too many peoples.
1: Your religion has abandoned you. Your followers have forsaken you. And as you stand in death, you know that your stay is absolute and your time is eternity.
GM Potato has lost the game!Dear god what have I done. I didn't expect curry to be so powerful! :ohdear:
> Blatantly use my turn to defend myself with the rising power of the currychurch to survive incoming lynch. Not in order to come back a few turns later and curry people up again when they've forgotten about me or anything like that, I swear.
1: You issue an open challenge to prove the supremacy of curry to all! Hundreds come to take potshots at you!
Remilius must roll to dodge!1: Alas, curry's favor is fickle indeed. As he rose, so he fell.
Remilius has lost the game!
The soldiers have found their way past the invisible walls. They call out for everyone to stop and raise their hands in the air, and ready their weapons!
Barring any developments, everyone still in the grassy field must roll to dodge at the end of the next update!
BUFFEDPX
Hanzo
OUCHEDDesu_Cake
UK
Kasu
Sourfang
Orin
Kinoko
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDRan
DEADED(rdj)
PX
Edible?
Smashy
Shadoweh
(Ran)
Yog-N'yggoth
(Amra)
Spiderpig
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
I guess you could say that you're trying to...curry some favor with the others, Remilius.
do you know HOW MANY TIMES I have refrained from making that joke
