Author Topic: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site) (Read 61239 times)

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:27:11 AM »

1. Save image.
2. Send to dustyjo.
3.

4. Profit.

Tengukami · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:35:18 AM »

Play them against each other until Hugonetta Chavez arrives, then leave them both and enjoy a life of luxury and mountains of cocaine in Venezuela.

yuyukos · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2012, 03:36:04 AM »

Quote from: Rou

Yeah, about that. I have a fetish for hair that follows the natural laws of physics, so you're sorta boned.

And I lost it. Mokou route is best route.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2012, 04:37:14 PM »

Part 4: The ~~Butler~~ Maid Did It

On a side note, the Maid Police joke from last update stuck in my head and produced this. I regret nothing.

PX · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2012, 05:44:07 PM »

Please say Mahjong
please say mahjong
please say mahjong

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2012, 07:00:46 PM »

[Nope, nothing to see here.]

We regret to inform you that this statement was a blatant lie~ <3
Give us the tasty... stuff!
Also, punch Cuthulu while you're at it. :3

I'm enjoying this so much.

Palewolf · « **Reply #36 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:58:06 PM »

Haha this made my day, go ~~Mokou~~ Irina!

Garlyle · « **Reply #37 on:** January 19, 2012, 05:08:39 PM »

Man, the girls in this are so... I dunno, is there a route for Morita? 8D

But okay, ~~Mokou~~ ~~Putin~~ ~~Irina~~ Mokou seems like the best option.

Dead Princess Sakana · « **Reply #38 on:** January 19, 2012, 08:36:46 PM »

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I wonder what her eyes look like when she BSODs.

Vyrien · « **Reply #39 on:** January 19, 2012, 09:08:12 PM »

So glad I read this, fucking hilarious.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #40 on:** January 21, 2012, 12:36:46 PM »

Part 5: War of the Words

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #41 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:32:15 PM »

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I'm relatively sure the CIA doesn't include this in their list of interrogation techniques.

(They totally should, though.)

XD

I really lost it at the "swimsuit" part, though.

Amraphenson · « **Reply #42 on:** January 22, 2012, 12:26:15 AM »

~~gdi I want my pay per view money back~~

N-Forza · « **Reply #43 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:30:19 AM »

One question, is this a fan-made translation? I mean, it's not bad but overly literal in places, especially with the "uuu"s and "kyaa"s and "nee-chan"s and stuff, unless this is par for the course for whatever company that released it.

PX · « **Reply #44 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:26:14 AM »

Too hilarious. Keep it up

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #45 on:** January 22, 2012, 07:47:22 AM »

Quote from: N-Forza on January 22, 2012, 01:30:19 AM

One question, is this a fan-made translation? I mean, it's not bad but overly literal in places, especially with the "uuu"s and "kyaa"s and "nee-chan"s and stuff, unless this is par for the course for whatever company that released it.

I'm pretty sure it's an official translation. And yeah, it varies, but that seems pretty much par for the course for that kind of thing. I dunno, I don't play H-games.

Seventh Holy Scripture · « **Reply #46 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:34:19 AM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on January 22, 2012, 07:47:22 AM

I'm pretty sure it's an official translation. And yeah, it varies, but that seems pretty much par for the course for that kind of thing. I dunno, I don't play H-games.

It's a fan translation that went official near completion, actually. I believe the original developer sent the fan translators a cease & desist notice, fan translators contacted JAST to help them compromise, and they managed to work things out.

Companies that publish these games in English tend to cater to the lowest common denominator among their fans, as the total number of sales for each title rank within four digits and occasionally fail to break three. Thus, you can pretty much count on honorifics and Japanese sound effects and such. If even a handful of people were upset enough at their absence to skip on the purchase, it would make an impact, and people who dislike literal translations tend not to be as vehement in their opinions.

Also, speaking from personal experience, it's really freaking hard to rewrite erotic dialogue into natural English even if you try - it's 90% onomatopoeia for which our language has no equivalent...

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #47 on:** January 22, 2012, 04:52:32 PM »

Part 6: No Spaceship Loli Left Behind

Suikama · « **Reply #48 on:** January 22, 2012, 07:59:01 PM »

I like how this time you didn't ask us to make the next choice :V

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #49 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:04:18 PM »

~~fuck you solais~~
Great work as always, Rou.

Quote from: Suikama on January 22, 2012, 07:59:01 PM

I like how this time you didn't ask us to make the next choice :V

We made the choice long ago. In our hearts.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #50 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »

Part 7: OK Qoo Now You're Just Screwing With Me

Palewolf · « **Reply #51 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Inohara MasaRou on January 23, 2012, 03:35:21 PM

Spoiler:
My Little Battlecruiser Can't Be This Cute!

Haha this is great! :]

Also seconding Ell for second place.

Tamer Anode/Cathode · « **Reply #52 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:52:22 PM »

I think "the Emiya Shirou strain of EP" may be my favorite line in this chapter. Keep up the good work, I love the hell out of your style when you do LP's.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #53 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:00:15 AM »

I just generally liked all of this. :3

Quote from: Nanoha TACamachi on January 23, 2012, 11:52:22 PM

I think "the Emiya Shirou strain of EP" may be my favorite line in this chapter. Keep up the good work, I love the hell out of your style when you do LP's.

Now I want to see some kind of VN where going Emiya-Shirou causes worse results than letting the stronger woman do her thing.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #54 on:** January 26, 2012, 04:24:17 PM »

Part 8: The Return of James Hondo

DX7.EP · « **Reply #55 on:** January 26, 2012, 05:13:20 PM »

This is just getting all the more absurd and hilarious.

Jana · « **Reply #56 on:** January 26, 2012, 05:57:10 PM »

PX · « **Reply #57 on:** January 26, 2012, 07:08:25 PM »

Quote from: LOLSQUID 짬뽕 스페셜 on January 26, 2012, 05:13:20 PM

This is just getting all the more absurd and hilarious.

Suikama · « **Reply #58 on:** January 26, 2012, 08:42:56 PM »

Serela · « **Reply #59 on:** January 26, 2012, 09:58:55 PM »

oh dear god yes