Yuyuko Quest - Perfect Cherry Blossom

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile elegantly, yet with a hint of mischievousness. "You see~? Murasa's rather handsome, isn't he?"
>Glance over at Yukari with a look that says 'Let's try Shou now~ We'll get Byakuren last~'

>Byakuren smiles, "Aww~!" and begins to dote over Murasa, who stands there with a rather annoyed look.
>Yukari grins, and then looks to Shou.
>Shou's chest shrinks (noticeably), and her hair grows ever so slightly shorter. Her body becomes less curvy, and she also has a little muscle definition in her legs. It seems Shou's "transformation" is slightly more noticeable...
>Byakuren looks at Shou, and squeals in laughter, "Shou! You too!"
>Shou groans, blinks as he/she hears his/her own voice at a much deeper pitch than it was.

[Hanzo K.]

>"My~"
>It seems that Byakuren is quite given to laughing~ Shall we give her more to laugh about~?
>Look to Yukari with a look that says 'Now then, let's flip things around for Ichirin and Unzan~'

[Nekomata-chan]

>"My~"
>It seems that Byakuren is quite given to laughing~ Shall we give her more to laugh about~?
>Look to Yukari with a look that says 'Now then, let's flip things around for Ichirin and Unzan~'

>Yukari struggles to hide her giggles, as she looks to Ichirin and Unzan.
>Ichirin actually grows facial hair - which is the first noticeable change - and Unzan loses his cloud-beard. Unzan starts to become a bit smaller, starting to look very girly. Ichirin becomes a little more buffed and man-like.
>Byakuren is nearly in tears, she is laughing so much.

[Hanzo K.]

>Get up from our seat, float over to Unzan, and administer headpats. "Isn't Unzan simply adorable~?"
>Aaah, nothing like trolling the heck out of people~

[Nekomata-chan]

>Get up from our seat, float over to Unzan, and administer headpats. "Isn't Unzan simply adorable~?"
>Aaah, nothing like trolling the heck out of people~

>Unzan doesn't seem to mind. He/she's staring at Ichirin.
>Indeed, trolling is such a childish hobby, but childish is the only way to be!

[Hanzo K.]

>Float over to Ichirin, and hold up one of His/Her arms. "My, aren't these rather well-toned~"
>Look to Yukari with a look that says 'Now for that mouse that's always hanging out with Shou, I bet we'll hear her surprise from anywhere in here~!'

[Nekomata-chan]

>Float over to Ichirin, and hold up one of His/Her arms. "My, aren't these rather well-toned~"
>Look to Yukari with a look that says 'Now for that mouse that's always hanging out with Shou, I bet we'll hear her surprise from anywhere in here~!'

>Ichirin rips his/her arm away, "Don't say anything."
>Yukari grins, just biding her time.
>You hear a small pair of feet running past, and then a small yelp that suddenly lowers in pitch.
>Shou looks outside, "Nazrin?!"
>Nazrin walks inside, almost in tears from confusion. Her hair has shortened severely, and her legs became a little more muscly, as did her arms. That... seems to be the only difference.
>Byakuren has tears streaming down her cheeks from the laughter.

[Hanzo K.]

>Float around with a blank and clueless smile, getting a closer look at the victims of our trolling.
>And slip in a look to Yukari that says 'The coup de grace, if you please~'

[Nekomata-chan]

>Float around with a blank and clueless smile, getting a closer look at the victims of our trolling.
>And slip in a look to Yukari that says 'The coup de grace, if you please~'

>Everyone in the room stares at you. Except Byakuren, she's staring at Shou, Ichirin, Murasa, Unzan and Nazrin. And laughing.
>Yukari leans forward, sending a quick glance to Byakuren.
>Byakuren's transformation seems to be one of the more striking.
>Her chest shrinks dramatically into nothingness, as do her curves. She seems rather upset by that.
>Her hair shrinks also, into a short and choppy-cut version.
>Byakuren's entire build and manner seems to become rather masculine too.

>The room falls silent.

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile brightly. "I must admit, you all look rather dashing and handsome~!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile brightly. "I must admit, you all look rather dashing and handsome~!"

>Byakuren gulps, "Uh, thank you."
>Ichirin just huffs.
>Murasa laughs. Quietly.
>Shou and Nazrin both look at each other with an exasperated sigh.

>Yukari grins, "I think we temporarily doubled the male population of Gensokyo."

[Hanzo K.]

>Grin. "Oh come now, you know that there's plenty in the village at least~ Although, none of them are Youkai."
>Fistpalm. "Oh! Yukari, didn't you have a poster or something for that 'Captain Harlock' thing you were interested in a while back? Back when you were a big fan of those 'Space Operas'. I just had a marvelous idea!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Grin. "Oh come now, you know that there's plenty in the village at least~ Although, none of them are Youkai."
>Fistpalm. "Oh! Yukari, didn't you have a poster or something for that 'Captain Harlock' thing you were interested in a while back? Back when you were a big fan of those 'Space Operas'. I just had a marvelous idea!"

>Yukari gives a small smile, "Indeed I did. I think I still have it lying around, you know, why?"
>All the genderbent ones in the room look... "on edge".

[Hanzo K.]

>Murasa's still got that cape-thing on yeah?
>"Good good! Bring it out, and then we can compare Murasa to him~!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Murasa's still got that cape-thing on yeah?
>"Good good! Bring it out, and then we can compare Murasa to him~!"

>Murasa still has the cape-thing on.
>Yukari reaches into a small gap and pulls out a poster, with a small smile. "Right, now for the comparison..."
>She opens another gap beside Murasa, reaching through and holding the poster next to the captain. It's almost a spitting image!

[Hanzo K.]

>Clap! "Murasa looks just like him~~!! The eyepatch and scar are missing, but this is good enough~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Clap! "Murasa looks just like him~~!! The eyepatch and scar are missing, but this is good enough~"

>Yukari smiles to everyone else, "Do you all think so?"
>Most of the others nod vaguely in agreement, but some others shrug.

[Hanzo K.]

>Pause. "....Yukari, I forgot where I was going with this~"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Pause. "....Yukari, I forgot where I was going with this~"

>Sanae interrupts, "D-Did you know where you were going with it in the first place? I mean, you seem like an airhead... pretty much all the time, or is that just me... in all honesty, maybe being dead does that to a person, I wouldn't know, though! Although, it's not like you'll resurrect, so let's get used to you being an airhead."
>Youmu facepalms, as does Remilia, Keine, Mokou and Yukari.
>"For such a renowned 'good girl', Sanae, your honesty is beyond the point of brutal..." Youmu groans.
>Sanae yelps, with wide eyes, "Eh? Did I say something wrong?"
>Youmu growls, "Are you that dense...?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Oh dear, seems she stepped in it this time~
>Look to Yukari obviously, with a look that says, 'Hit Sanae with both whammies, if you please~?"
>After the look's given, but before Yukari does the whammy, fix Sanae with that same look we game Keine and Sakuya earlier, that look everyone knows to be the 'You just stepped in it now~' look. "You know, you should be more respectful to your elders dearie~ I do believe a little punishment is in order~"
>Then once the whammy hits, smirk evilly. "They did say you were mine for the day, after all."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Oh dear, seems she stepped in it this time~
>Look to Yukari obviously, with a look that says, 'Hit Sanae with both whammies, if you please~?"

>Yukari grins, sending a quick wink at you before fixing a serious and almost shocked look at Sanae.

>After the look's given, but before Yukari does the whammy, fix Sanae with that same look we game Keine and Sakuya earlier, that look everyone knows to be the 'You just stepped in it now~' look. "You know, you should be more respectful to your elders dearie~ I do believe a little punishment is in order~"
>Then once the whammy hits, smirk evilly. "They did say you were mine for the day, after all."

>Sanae stutters, "I-I didn't mean that!! W-was I thinking out loud?! I-I'm sorry, I guess it just... slipped out..."
>You see an evil flicker in Yukari's eyes before something rather curious happens.
>Not only does Sanae shrink into a child, she also shrinks into a boy. A rather adorable one, at that. Her hair has gone boyishly short and her skin is extremely pale (almost a rival to Remilia's, you notice).
>Reimu, still asleep, rolls off the table from the lack of support from Sanae and lands on Sanae, with a cheeky, sleepy smile that makes even Youmu struggle to stop from laughing.
>Yukari leans back, "Aaw~, that's cute. Keine, Sakuya, Mokou, would any of you like to take the same route? I'd ask Reimu but... she's way too comfy..."
>Yukari points at Reimu, who has draped her arms over the whimpering boy-child-Sanae.

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile. "Well, it seems she's almost as pale as you are, Remilia~"
>Fistpalm with a look of realization. "Come to think of it, I bet you'd be even more charismatic as a boy!"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Smile. "Well, it seems she's almost as pale as you are, Remilia~"
>Fistpalm with a look of realization. "Come to think of it, I bet you'd be even more charismatic as a boy!"

>Remilia slowly giggles and slithers under the table and puts Sakuya in between you and her.
"I'm fine as a girl, Yuyuko."
>Yukari smirks, "Are you sure, Remilia~?"

[Hanzo K.]

>"Well, if you think so. But remember, the idea's always out there~"
>Smirk ever so slightly. "And I daresay you'd be rather handsome~ That is, if your current charisma is anything to go by."

[Nekomata-chan]

>"Well, if you think so. But remember, the idea's always out there~"
>Smirk ever so slightly. "And I daresay you'd be rather handsome~ That is, if your current charisma is anything to go by."

>Remilia shudders and scowls at Sakuya as if expecting her to say something. Sakuya doesn't of course, and just tries to keep the forced smile on her face.

[Hanzo K.]

>Shrug, and put on a convincing look of disappointment.
>"You're already charismatic enough then I guess...But right now, Murasa, Byakuren, and the others, have you beat~ Even little Sanae as well~ Or perhaps we should call him Sano now~?" Headtilt in that typically bubbly-yet-ditzy manner.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Shrug, and put on a convincing look of disappointment.
>"You're already charismatic enough then I guess...But right now, Murasa, Byakuren, and the others, have you beat~ Even little Sanae as well~ Or perhaps we should call him Sano now~?" Headtilt in that typically bubbly-yet-ditzy manner.

>'Sano' sighs, "Anything you want, just get this wide load off of me!!"
>'Wide load' referring to Reimu, who is currently glomping Sanae/Sano in a rather indecent manner. It looks funny enough.

[Hanzo K.]

>Fake a look of realization, but make it look real. "Oh yes, I had almost forgot~!"
>Let's try and help out shall we~?

[Nekomata-chan]

>Fake a look of realization, but make it look real. "Oh yes, I had almost forgot~!"
>Let's try and help out shall we~?

>You 'try' and help out, managing to roll Reimu away into a corner to finish her 'nap'. 'Sano' sighs in relief.
>"For a shrine maiden that can barely scrape enough together in adulthood, how she was fat as a child escapes me."
>Youmu smirks, "Brutally honest, even as a child..."

[Hanzo K.]

>Smile in that typically bubbly manner. "Well, 'she' is a he for the time being, and boys are always like that, blunt and to the point~ It almost reminds me of dear old Youki...I wonder where he's gotten himself to these days?"
>"As for Reimu's weight, who knows~?"