Satori Quest - Day in the Life

[Hanzo K.]

>Eh? Let's have a look see.
>"Perhaps I may have overdone it a bit?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>Eh? Let's have a look see.

>You look over the balcony. All of the Oni have started relaxing and shouting to their friends over the rabble. The result... well... let's just say the volume is at "bleeding from the ears."

>Eh? Let's have a look see.

>"Perhaps I may have overdone it a bit?"
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>Yumi smirks, "Nah, anyone can start us up like that. We ain't got a lot'a self-control, we jus' like to chill when chillin's due."

[Hanzo K.]

>Thoughtful expression. "Hmm...Maybe I could've stood to make the speech longer in that case, and maybe a bit more rousing."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Thoughtful expression. "Hmm...Maybe I could've stood to make the speech longer in that case, and maybe a bit more rousing."

>Yumi just giggles, "Nah, you'd 'ave to 'ave a method o' defense. We get pretty, uh, flailin' about when we're really excited. Ya'know, smashin' stuff."
>Everybody stares at her in confusion.

[Esper]

>Shout in anger at the Oni, telling them to shut up, and when I say shut up, I mean SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

[Hanzo K.]

>Shout in anger at the Oni, telling them to shut up, and when I say shut up, I mean SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

>Not quite like this.

[Esper]

>Glare at Yumi after shouting.
>"Well could you go somewhere less populated and do your smashing there?"

[Hanzo K.]

>Glare at Yumi after shouting.
>"Well could you go somewhere less populated and do your smashing there?"

>We aren't angry, why do this?

[Esper]

>We aren't angry, why do this?

>Because to be frank, hearing Oni raising hell is annoying.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Shout in anger at the Oni, telling them to shut up, and when I say shut up, I mean SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

>Glare at Yumi after shouting.
>"Well could you go somewhere less populated and do your smashing there?"

>We aren't angry, why do this?

>Indeed.

>Because to be frank, hearing Oni raising hell is annoying.

>True, but it wouldn't take much of your high charismatic skills to calm them down. Also, it's not so much raising hell as excited.

-OOC: So, am I supposed to respond to all of those actions? I'm a little lost, to be honest.

[YukkuriPaste]

>Shout (kindly) down to the Oni, "If you could all just calm down and go about your daily routine, as we have a lot to do!"
>If they disagree, resort to getting everyone including ourselves to gently but firmly lead them out of the courtyard.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Shout (kindly) down to the Oni, "If you could all just calm down and go about your daily routine, as we have a lot to do!"
>If they disagree, resort to getting everyone including ourselves to gently but firmly lead them out of the courtyard.

>The Oni slowly just shuffle out of the courtyard. It doesn't take much to persuade them whilst they're intoxicated.

[Hanzo K.]

>"Well, now that that's been settled, we should get to work on the rest of the planning, no?"

[Nekomata-chan]

>"Well, now that that's been settled, we should get to work on the rest of the planning, no?"

>Everyone nods and murmurs in agreement.
"What else is there?" Reimu wonders, thinking intently.

[Hanzo K.]

>"Well, there's setting the precise times, and arranging things with the merchants who will be providing the typical festival stalls and such."

[Nekomata-chan]

>"Well, there's setting the precise times, and arranging things with the merchants who will be providing the typical festival stalls and such."

>"Oh yeah... let's go!!" Reimu cheers. Everybody gives her a weird look, and Marisa quickly turns away, twirling her finger around her ear in a way that everybody recognises as: she's bonkers.

[Hanzo K.]

>Sigh, then roll our eyes with an amused smile.
>"Yes. Yes, we should."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Sigh, then roll our eyes with an amused smile.
>"Yes. Yes, we should."

>Everyone starts to go, then stops.
"Wait.. what are we doing first?" they all say in unison. They exchange weird looks, and, in unison, say, "That was weird!!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Facepalm. "Seems Reimu is rubbing off on everyone."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Facepalm. "Seems Reimu is rubbing off on everyone."

>Everyone sighs and glares at Reimu.

>Yukari gaps herself in, with a serious face, "Oh yes, to whom it may concern, Yuugi and Utsuho have just made a quite large explosion. That is all."
>She leaves.

>Marisa giggles, "Looks like that solved our problem by creating another one."
>Everybody stares, and she laughs awkwardly, "What? I thought it was funny!"

[Hanzo K.]

>Facepalm, look up from it, facepalm again, then do all that again.
>"It looks like there's something to take care of at least, let's go."
>Let's get moving!

[Nekomata-chan]

>Facepalm, look up from it, facepalm again, then do all that again.
>"It looks like there's something to take care of at least, let's go."
>Let's get moving!

>Yukari returns and opens a gap in front of you, leading to the explosion site. "There may be some minor casualties. Keep vigilant."

>You all head through the gap into a wide crater-like explosion remnant. It's pretty charred, and there is still smoke and little tidbits of heat in the air.

>You see two figures on the floor, coughing.

[Hanzo K.]

>Facepalm again, because we know who they are.

>"Yuugi, Okuu. What did I tell you two?"
>Well, perhaps this can be used as a concert bowl.

[Nekomata-chan]

>Facepalm again, because we know who they are.

>"Yuugi, Okuu. What did I tell you two?"
>Well, perhaps this can be used as a concert bowl.

>The figure you recognise as Yuugi sits up and wafts the smoke away, "Sorry! Think we let the fuse near a stray spark..."
Okuu whines, "It wasn't me!! I just stood here waiting for the signal and boom! I did nothing!!"
Koishi takes a look around, "But nothing else is damaged... you seemed to make a pretty good stadium or stage or something!"
Reimu and Marisa say simultaneously, "But if those two didn't blow it up... what did?"

[Hanzo K.]

>"Reimu, Marisa, I think we're going to have to work on your little..Ah, 'problem'. You aren't twins after all, I would have been able to tell just by scanning your minds back then."
>Fistpalm. "But Koishi does have a point, this would make a rather nice venue for concerts and such....Almost as if it was planned that way by someone. "

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Yukari did it, didn't she?
>Sigh.
>Mutter: "Dammit, Yukari."

[Nekomata-chan]

>"Reimu, Marisa, I think we're going to have to work on your little..Ah, 'problem'. You aren't twins after all, I would have been able to tell just by scanning your minds back then."
>Fistpalm. "But Koishi does have a point, this would make a rather nice venue for concerts and such....Almost as if it was planned that way by someone. "

>Reimu and Marisa have a small stare-down, daring each other to speak first.
>Koishi blinks, "I mean, the explosion is WAY too contained to come from fireworks OR Okuu! Look, a perfect circle with little damage at the centre!! It's a conspiracy!!"

>Yukari did it, didn't she?
>Sigh.
>Mutter: "Dammit, Yukari."

>Yukari gaps herself beside you, whispering, "Guilty as charged. I'm surprised neither Yuugi nor Utsuho were hurt..."
Her mind finished her sentence with, 'Well, that WAS my plan...'

[Hanzo K.]

>Silly Yukari, doesn't she remember that surface thoughts aren't protected from us? Well, we'll let it slide just this once, it did make a good stadium after all.
>"This should be perfect for both the concert, and the Martial Arts Demonstration."
>Smirk. "I suppose even accidents can reveal something good, like that old fable where somebody lost their house to a typhoon, only to find an immeasurable sum of wealth hidden under the ruins."

[Nekomata-chan]

>Silly Yukari, doesn't she remember that surface thoughts aren't protected from us? Well, we'll let it slide just this once, it did make a good stadium after all.
>"This should be perfect for both the concert, and the Martial Arts Demonstration."

>Yuugi and Okuu hi-five discreetly, a little over-confident about their "accident".

>Smirk. "I suppose even accidents can reveal something good, like that old fable where somebody lost their house to a typhoon, only to find an immeasurable sum of wealth hidden under the ruins."

>"Anything like that under your house?" Yukari teases, with a dangerous grin.
"Don't push it." Orin hisses under her breath. Again, it's obvious that Orin isn't keen on Yukari.

[Hanzo K.]

>Smirk. "The only thing under there is a maze of passages to the core of the old hell, you should know that by now."
>Shrug. "But at any rate, we should get this cleaned up if we are going to be using it. And we should have the tramway extended to this area."
>Look to Orin. "Orin, fetch Yamame would you?"