>Utilize savestates and slowdown until I can glitch myself next to Purvis. After all, what better safespot is there?
5: You pop into existence right next to Purvis and nearly trip over the heater fan he keeps balanced on top of his wastebasket! Yukari still seems to be napping among your tails. (+1 to your next roll)
> Open the Lovebook from within and face the final round head-on.
2: Your puny spaghetti arms cannot open the cover. How embarrassing!
> Reemerge from exile as ruler of world.
4: You declare yourself Ruler of the world, donning a crown that you obtained by purchasing a value meal of equal or greater price.
> Good thing I'm Eirin. Cure The Death with the Hourai Elixer.
3: It turns out the Hourai Elixir doesn't fix death, you just end up with pretty looking corpses that aren't going anywhere ever...
Marry Sanae, Have an affair with Cirno, Have Yoshika as a Pet, Befriend Mamizou and deliver a pun related to the final round.
2: No.
huzza! we are free..... for the end.
>have my spirit stand at the edge of a cliff. Looking into the sunset, reflect on all I have done. Then salute, as I watch the Nuclear explosion engulfe myself, everyone else, the playing field, and the thread its self.
4: You stand and salute at the edge of a cliff. Then the bombs fall.
Of course I get lovebooked right before the final round. -_-
>Hibbity!
4: Suwako hops on your spectral head.
Final Round? I shall send the Final Assault as well!
> Order the Marisa Clones,Prism Tanks,Tesla Tanks,Floating Disks,Boomers,Aegis Cuisers to luach the Final Assault to everyone!!! :V
2+1=3: You send out your meager forces to wreck the next poster's day. Then Marisa beats you in the head with a part of ruined cloning equipment for taking her so lightly. (-1 to your next roll)
> Set up decorations in the Lovebook to welcome the newcomers.
5: You hang some festive nooses to welcome all the new prospective townies!
>Ride out the Finale, in Dan's bar, Fightest's equipped, flying aircraft: The Dirigible.
1: You turn the airship around, and go for a return lap!
Roll to Dodge!6: And your utterly confuse Zad's forces. Oh well!
>Return to my home nethteworld one last time for one last party with my noble mounts and loyal minions, and bring the rest of the Lovebooked with me, then thank the parser for putting up with all these shenanigans.
2: You stay put. Lousy bastards probably elected a new overlord anyways. Probably Alex or something...
Well, there's only one thing to do now.
>Haunt the False Moon as it drifts out of orbit, and into the unknown reaches of deep space.
4: You haunt the false moon as it drifts away... Later, you give the civilization inspectors a hell of a surprise!
> Time to SAVE THE WORLD. Because I'd da strongest! FREEZE TIME TO PREVENT THE FINAL ROUND!
5: You freeze all the clocks you can find. There! That'll stop the final round from happening!
I will not be defeated that easily.
>Epic speech of preparation, okay then. My dear GLA comrades, you too entirety of the USSR workforce and the two Gilgameshes (FinalFantasy and Fate/Stay Night), if there's one thing I learned from the Germans I whole-heartedly support, it would be this.
Note: In the cutscene, replace the words "the Soviets" with "the final round of RtD" and cut out the part about a convoy ambush and instead fill it in with the briefing about building an impenetrable Flak Tower.
5: You give a rousing speech, convincing the King of Heroes to humor you rather than trying to see if a ghost's head can be made into a footrest. Then he declares himself your natural successor, and the whole thing just falls apart.
Back for the final round 
> Watch the final round from Nivarna and try to to help anyway I can for everyone that is not doing anything bad like taking over the world.
Edit: Changed to fix a mistake I made.
3: Nirvana is beyond sight and care, but you still figure out what's going on.
> Rejoin the Dirigible. Stand on the prow to defend it from oncoming attacks.
1: You decide to complete the circumnavigation of the world on foot.
Fightest has won the game!> Nod once and walk off into the sunset.
6: You walk off into the sunset. You were part of the deadbook before it was cool. The sunset, you find, is a very warm thing to run into!
>Using Pikachu in our latest overwrought technological device, TAKE OVER THE WORLDS! ALL OF THEM!
5: You take over some worlds! Then hand them off to Giovanni. Sadly, it turns out he bet on the Dirigible circumnavigating the globe first.
> Become the ultimate killing machine in this final battle. Shower the world in blood and gore.
3-1=2: You can't be arsed.
> Lock the thread.
3: You try to lock the thread, and cut your finger on the keyhole.
> move thread to Daiyousei's.
4: In a bit, hombre.
>do anything to effect events, ANYTHING AT ALL!
4: You keep the thread from being locked for a bit!
Ded: TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Sanrisa Laser,
Lovebook (Former Primordial): Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Post-Primordial Lovebook: Jq1790, Rdj, Hanzo K, Squawkers,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Dormio, Rotude Zad, Shadoweh, Uncertain Kitten, Fightest, Biohazurd, Crow Cakes, Mr Bob, Allosawyou,
The Winner: Fightest!
Awards!
-Dangerously Fluffy: Dormio
-"Thank God the Dice Worked in My Favor": Uncertain Kitten
-"What the Fuck are These People Talking About?": Tie between Guardian Tempest and Rotude Zad
-Favorite World Changer: Rdj (or Was it Headcarbs?)
-Character Actor: Allowsayou
-Not Aggressor: Zenga
-Needed a Motorcycle: Master105
-Meteoric Riser: Sourfang
-Totally Had Knees: Hanzo K
-Stop Changing Your Goddamn Name: Youkai Jesus
-Bloody Mess: Ex Nue
-Honorary Warukiyan: Dorakyura
-"Wait, Isn't He Dead? Better Check the List. Nope! Huh...": Tie Between Squawkers and Wandering Beats
-Saddest Death: Mr Bob
THE PURVIS WILL NOW ENTERTAIN QUESTIONS. GO
