>Sate the incoming EX-Nue by feeding it some orange juice. Tainted orange juice.
4: You set out some orance juice and distract Ex- Nue from your kneeparts!
Ex Nue Rolls to Dodge!3: You drink the orange juice, and get some stomach cramps... (-1 to your next roll)
Well, since I'm an AI, I don't have legs.
The entire Space Ark is now my body! And it lacks legs.
>Run self-diagnostic check in preparation to activate the Unmanned Drone Factories.
2+1=3: The diagnostic systems short out! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!1: Then your knee analogues are bitten through by a raging Ex-Nue!
Hanzo K has been deadbooked!Hm. Thought I was digging deeper. In that case:
>Throw the Moon at the Earth. Since gravitational attraction is mutual, this should jerk the Earth quite a bit!
3: you attempt to toss the moon at the earth, and quickly run into breathing problems. You settle for rolling a boulder off a cliff, but it's not quite the same. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!2-1+1=2 Then Ex Nue bites through one of your gams! Dormio has to beat him off with a stick before he gets the other one!
...wait, if the entire forest is destroyed, then does that mean my tree is--?!
> Produce a seed from off the top of my head and grow it quickly!
1: You decide to let the cycle of history take its course, and waste no more time on a forest that is no more.
Roll to Dodge!1: This is convenient, as Ex Nue bites through your knees and removes the concern forever!
Rdj has been deadbooked!so close i can taste it!
>Come on everyone, we need to stop this fighting and work together to get out of this thing. I mean if anything think of it like this, what good is fighting something you cant actualy harm? if we can separate from this thing we will have our own bodies, so you can actualy see the harm your causing on one another, and you can see what you accomplished on your opponent. so come on lets use that teamwork and breakfree!
> Attempt to work with the other entities.
> Fine do what he said.
>Agree, so we may finally leave this blasted inferno.
>Merge thoughts with fellow denizens of the Lovebook so we can all reincarnate. As the Stunticons.
>agree
>Battle all others who were deadbooked in a battle to the <insert word here that describes our demise after permanent death>.
5: You get so close, before one of your minds, metaphorically speaking, bites the others.
Mmmm, tainted Orange juice. Ex-Nue likes tainted things. Feed me mor stuff. :3
> Decide to follow Dormio.
4-1=3: You follow Dormio like a puppy. Shame about being hit with a stick... (-1 to your next roll)
>Prepare to double the trouble in the immediate vicinity
3: You prepare some pit traps, and fall in one! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5-1=4: Thankfully, being underground keeps you safe from any knee-bitings.
> Create new plan to take over world via moxie, codenamed FISHY.
1: You draft a plot to free the world via mysticality, naming it SPARROW
Roll to Dodge!5: In testing this plot, you mystically repel Ex Nue and feel good about it! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge1+1=2: Then you fall into a cleverly hidden pit and dang near break your neck.
Biohazurd is severely wounded!;_;
> Become the party's official Annoying Mascot Character and equip my incredibly silly epic weapon.
3: You attempt to get your hooves on the legendary Porkfucker, king of the porcine mascot weapons, and get a sunburn. You need a wallow badly!
Roll to Dodge6-1=5: But brandishing your new armament, you manage to ward off Ex Nue and instill some confidence in yourself! (+1 to your next roll)
> Find somewhere to put the bucket where someone is likly to step in it. Freeze water in bucket when this happens.
1: You hide the bucket away where no one can take it from you!
Roll to Dodge!1-1=0: Then your knees are discombobulated by Ex Nue
Allosawyou has lost the game!>Double check our course log so it can be proved the Dirigible has circumnavigated the world.
1: You toss the course log out the window with a burst of poltergeist-esue fury!
> There's been too many resurrections this time around. Prepare for Blackest Night.
5: You obtain some floodlights, that should keep the darkness at bay! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6+1=7: They let you see Ex Nue coming well ahead of time, permitting you ample opportunity to distract him with a bone.
> become anal pha male
2-1=1: You change your profession to PsychoTheRapist
Want some havoc, aren't you?
I can provide that to ALL! :objection!:
> Use WCD to prevoke the law of nature. Create some perfect Lightning Tornado Blizzard Eruption Meteor Storm to cause the COMPLETE HAVOC
to everyone who still have the life in this topic! :colonveeplusalpha:
(Trigger Force Shield for my base, of course!) :V
2: Marisa seems to have changed through your WCD device as though it were an errant wall.
Beeved Up: Shadoweh,
Wounded: Ex Nue
Protected: Squawkers (Dormio)
Seriously Wounded: Squawkers(2), Biohazurd(2),
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Sanrisa Laser, Mr Bob, Allosawyou,
Lovebook Primordial: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Post-Primordial Lovebook: Jq1790, Rdj, Hanzo K,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Dormio, Rotude Zad, Shadoweh, Uncertain Kitten, Fightest, Biohazurd,
