Oh boy here we go again.
>Become Yuyuko Saigyouji.
5: You waltz into Hakugyokurou, borrow some of Yuyuko's clothing and try it on. Then Youmu catches you going through Youmu's wardrobe and throws you out.
>Marry Himiko and NovaNoir at the same time. Have Kanjou be best man.
5: You hold a shotgun wedding and marry several people while they are not looking. Kanjou observes, bewildered. (+1 to next roll)
>Be the cyborg.
3: You try to graft on a USB drive into your finger. Owwwww! (-1 to Next roll)
> Get my new friends to help me open a chain of nacho restaurants that's sells nachos and nacho related dishes that will be called 'The Hat'
1: You vow to never sully the holy and beautificent name of nahcos with something so crass as profit seeeking
> Ork? Welp. Build Gorken Morkann. Paint red. More dakka. Not necessarily in that order.
5+1=6: It's...it's bootiful. Dem faces. Dat perfect red. All the dakka... Your heart is moved by your own creation. People come from neighboring areas to view it, talking in awed and hushed tones.
>Activate plan A.
1: You shred the plans, undo all the preparations, and will never speak of it again.
> These shoes were made for walking
1: Your shoes seem to be made of concrete. And they seem to be weighing you down under the river. Crap!
Roll to Dodge!5: You quickly free yourself and get to the surface, learning some secrets of masonry in the process. (+1 to your next roll)
At first it was all ding! But then it was all Dynasty Warriors from there on out when the Drop Squad arrived.
Of course, that just made them into nice little chunks of EXP to fill that bar up!
But now, I suppose there's really only one thing left for me to do now that I've recovered all the things I had in the last RtD.
>Allocate stat points gained from all those Levels to my Mind and Body stats in an effort to develop a Stand.
Also, grats on becoming an Ork, Fightest. Have a good time just beating the crap out of whatever you feel like! Or drinking yourself silly. Or building stuff that by the laws of physics, should not even work. Or whatever else it is that Orks do.
2: You cannot allocate these stat points, you don't have the level requires to boost these stats yet!
Not this again.
> Get Chen to resurrect me in exchange for a barrel of tuna. Spicy tuna, if she pleases.
1: You threaten to cut off Chen's fish supply if she doesn't bring you back to life. She runs off to tell Yukari. Oh crap...
>Travel to a land filled with magic.
2: You don't go anywhere. Not that Creation is precisely magic poor to begin with.
>Pray for Suwakers to resurrect me.
3: Your prayer was lost in the darkness!
>Acquire and take some Advil. Not too much~
6: You take the exact proper amount of Advil to feel better!
Squawkers health is restored!>Return home to nurse the dog back to health.
3-1=2: You cannot find your way home!
>Terrorist Princess must hide!
>Have the Drop Squad mercenaries overload their inner Dubstep powers, causing a massive explosion of lights and electronic heavy beats and finish off the survivors, hopefully sparing me...in exchange for doing whatever they demand me of doing.
2-1=1: You let the Drop Squad run amok. And they try to do so right on your face!
Roll to Dodge!3: One of them tases you in the butt before they leave. (-1 to you next roll)
>Start digging out stone from the mountain to expand on Chireiden
1: You start trying to brick in the entrance to the Palace of the Earth Spirts. Orin responds by trying to run you over with her wheelbarrow!
Roll to dodge!1: SPLAT!
Satori Marokumeiji has lost the game!best join is after the first global RtD
> Enter with a big explosion
6: You enter with a huge explosion! So huge, in fact, that you and the next two posters are in danger!
Roll to dodge!1: Easy come, easy go...
German Flower Youkai has lost the game>Thaws
5: Thaws a bad mother-shut yo mouth! (+1 to the next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5+1=6: Cool guys walk from explosions. Just like you! You find yourself wearing some real cool guy shades, oh yeah...
> unsnop
1: You snop like nobody's business. Which it isn't, because you're dead. But this also means you don't have to worry about explosions!
I meant running the bar as in managing it, but running to it is more romantic anyway! 
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>Well, making the best out of the situation, play a little bit with my lover using the patient-nurse template.
Homonyms are hard. =[
4-1=3: You look lovely in that skirt, but your beloved makes a terrible doctor when she botches trying to reconnect that rubber band, makes the game buzz, and snaps the band right in your face! (-1 to your next roll)
As much as I want to punish Smashy for hitting the trees with axes, I'm in no shape to do so right now...
> Photosynthesize to regain strength.
6: You find a nice sunny spot, and make some plant food! Soon you're all better, but it went straight to your hips...
Nazrjd has been healed up!I can't help but something doesn't seems right here.
Fuck you I'm dyslexic =[
> Kill Shadoweh. There can only be one!
1: You approach Shadoweh and suggest this world is indeed big enough for the both of you!
>Become a ghost filled with rage.
4: You become a wrathful ghost! But you're still dead.
I disarmed Yorihime with a rolled up newspaper? I'm awesome.
>But I should do the honorable thing and wait for Yorihime to reequip her sword.
4-1=3: You let Yorihime reequip her sword. She promptly wallops you with the back of it! (-1 to your next roll)
> Buy some good armor with the dubloons and donate the rest to the village. We're an adventurer for the people!
2: You cannot find a decent armorer anywhere....
>Reincarnate all those murdered by Ex-Nue as monster-type units and one 4th-tier female samurai.
5: You reincarnate numerous orphans as basic yeeks, and then one as a 4th tier female yeek samurai. You get a good workout in the process! (+1 to your next roll)
> But I'm a NaiceGuy!! How could they do this to me!!!
3: You protest your gneissness to fate and the world. Then you stub your toe ;_; (-1 to your next roll)
>Start life anew as the shikigami of a shikigami of a shikigami.
3: You know that classical image of a kitten in a "please adopt me" box, ignored by all? That's you. That's you in the box. No one seems to want you as a third layer shikigami.
>Hunt down all the remaining child murderers and put them at ease. Permanently.
5: You find the main child murderer guy is dead, but Infinity took a stab at it before! Yeah, you'll show him! (+1 to your next roll)
Infinity rolls to dodge!4: You only narrowly avoid a shankin' from Conquerer!
(Assume any action I take is done from Kasu's head. Because I'm a helmet for now)
> Take it easy and fall asleep. Throwing lots of mini-axes is hard work when you're also mini!
3+1=4: You have a well deserved nap.
> Bah, who cares about Yuyuko. Sneak into the part of the SDM where Flandre is locked up to give her a surprise hug.
2: You try to sneak into SDM, and get stopped by Hong Meiling, who promptly demonstrates martial arts techniques you cannot even begin to pronounce on you.
Roll to Dodge!6: You gracefully dispatch Meiling by kicking her in the groin really really hard.
> Turn Shadoweh into Bardiche
6: You turn Shadoweh into Bardiche so thorough she never knew she wasn't Bardiche. But...which one was it?!
> Spend 10 Koku to play Kolat Assassin on PX. There can be only TOWN!
3: You send out your assassins, but the funding comes out of your food budget. Sigh... (-1 to your next roll)
PX rolls to dodge!5: Assassins? Ha! Everyone knows that assassin the the lousy class once you suss 'em out. You dispatch the attacker with ease. (+1 to your next roll)
> Change class to necromancer
4. You are now a necroman!
>Oh now we got some para-military beatdowns too? Show them they are girly men.
1. You demonstrate to your many oppressors how dead butch they are. This seems to convince them to stop beating your head in!
Beeved up: Youkai Jesus, Pesco, Old Man Sour, PX
Wounded: Zengar, Sanrisa Laser, NaiceGuy999, GuardianTempest, Shadoweh, ActionDan
Seriously Wounded: NaiceGuy999, Omba, Dorian G., Unconditional Squawkers, Amraphenson, Mr Bob
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ran Yakumo, Ex-Nue, Evans in Blunderland, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai
Uh-oh: Evans in Blunderland
