Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome  (Read 55081 times)

Fightest

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #840 on: November 17, 2011, 10:01:53 AM »
> Tell Komachi not to sweat the small stuff. Offer to team up and fight crime.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #841 on: November 17, 2011, 11:20:16 AM »
This is not different to Danmaku with Laser on me! :colonveeplusalpha:
I will love Marisa not even she's become Baal in LoM II! :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:
(If you not know that, play Pesco's Diablo II Mod) :V
> Use my Six paths of Reincarnation to change that horse to Marisa's normal body with the Black-White Witch outfit
and then give her Sun Mare Ring again to marry with her. :blush:
We shall have the happy life now since "that scrap of stained-metal" is in the Lovebook now. :V
(Don't forget her broom and hat, too) 
I don't get any idea for sig yet...

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #842 on: November 17, 2011, 02:54:47 PM »
Sigh.

> Eat hat.


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #843 on: November 17, 2011, 03:06:55 PM »

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #844 on: November 18, 2011, 01:19:20 AM »
Oh, I didn't realize my previous command three udates ago had been parsed.

>ensure that the combination of the wishes of everyone in the lovebook does result in all of us at least taking one definitive action. (that is my contribution)

> BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!

> Convert the lovebook we're in into the lifebook.

> Try to cooperate with the other bits.
i do belive that omba was right we need to pick an action and all of use must do it that said...

>with the help of the other minds, we must focus our energies and escape this abomination.

>I still have 4 credits left, and since I'm in a psychotic state, respawn as Sgt. Dwight Boykin and have 8-Ball cover that left flank.

>Where is my chainsaw?


1: You collectively decide not to go anywhere, nor get any kind of chainsaw.



Well, that works out nicely.
Time for my Final Plan to be activated.


>Convert myself into the Space Ark/Second Moon's Core Unit, and begin producing unmanned drone mecha based on the various insects of the world.

2: You are insufficiently Aerogator.

>Return to druid school and show off skills with rats and pigs. THAT'LL TEACH EM TO REJECT ME!

6+1=7: You return to the druid academy and unleash a plague of filth the likes of which they have never known. By the end, you can claim to be the archdruid simply by there being no one around to stop you or take up the mantle themselves.

> Shake fist and return to isolation.

3. You hide away, but end up falling down the stairs of your hide-out. (-1 to your next roll)

>Wrap self up in tails and rest. Mofumofu is the best way to cure any injury.

4: You get in some rest time, and ignore the curious village children who poke at your tails. Dormio has been restored!

I like where this is going.

>Use my knowledge of engineering attained from reading in my Grand Library to build a gigantic drill.

6: You scavenge some forgotten ork-tech, and build a drill to blot out the immediate heavens! Dr. Robotnik would be proud of you!

> ;-; Kittan Kittan help me Kiitan!

1: You tell UK to go fuck herself, some of those druids were your friends!

No, my Raggae college course credit was non-transferrable!  What do you expect me to listen to? Country?

>Keep on navigating.

5: Soon enough, you have cleared Asia! Should be smooth sailing over the Pacific now... (+1 to your next roll)

All this blood going to my head gives me an idea!

> Exit Bucket, and pick it up for the next prank

3: You exit the bucket, and pick it up like a boss. But you have numbness tinglies... (-1 to your next roll)

> Tell Komachi not to sweat the small stuff. Offer to team up and fight crime.

2: You are unable to console Komachi, nor convince her to leave her post to do something that would be more work.

This is not different to Danmaku with Laser on me! :colonveeplusalpha:
I will love Marisa not even she's become Baal in LoM II! :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:
(If you not know that, play Pesco's Diablo II Mod) :V
> Use my Six paths of Reincarnation to change that horse to Marisa's normal body with the Black-White Witch outfit
and then give her Sun Mare Ring again to marry with her. :blush:
We shall have the happy life now since "that scrap of stained-metal" is in the Lovebook now. :V
(Don't forget her broom and hat, too) 

3: Reincarnation is suffering, you manage to get her nearly human. Marisa is now a goblin... (-1 to your next roll)

Sigh.

> Eat hat.

5: OH GOD THIS HAT IS DELICIOUS HOLY SHIT! (+1 to your next roll)

> Become Sheypar the Martyr.

5: You try to become a martyr, but the whole eternal suffering thing is just not for you...


Beeved Up: Mr Bob, Wandering Beats,
Wounded: Biohazurd, Allosawyou, Rotude Zad
Protected: Squawkers (Dormio)
Seriously Wounded: 
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest, Shadoweh,
Lovebook Primordial: Kasu, Hero999,  Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Post-Primordial Lovebook: Jq1790,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Dormio, Rotude Zad, 

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #845 on: November 18, 2011, 01:22:05 AM »
>Instigate an incident. Preferably one that involves bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #846 on: November 18, 2011, 01:37:04 AM »
> Be the bees.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

ActionDan

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #847 on: November 18, 2011, 01:47:41 AM »
>try, try, try again?

Don't lynch me.

Bio

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #848 on: November 18, 2011, 01:50:10 AM »
> Remind oneself to get ramps.

master105

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #849 on: November 18, 2011, 01:54:21 AM »
>keep concentrating with the other minds, we will break free of this thing yet!



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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #850 on: November 18, 2011, 02:32:58 AM »
> Make a pathway connecting the lovebook to life.

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #851 on: November 18, 2011, 03:31:13 AM »
>Reincarnate Shadoweh =D


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #852 on: November 18, 2011, 03:43:05 AM »
;_; B-but I would never!

> Realize I was just Beaten Up and go rest at the campsite.


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #853 on: November 18, 2011, 05:54:16 AM »
>Drill through the Earth. Down to the core, yo. Laws of physics be damned.

Raikaria

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #854 on: November 18, 2011, 08:19:36 AM »
Me and my bucket are gonna make people think twice about messing with me!

> Fill bucket with Water.


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #855 on: November 18, 2011, 08:44:24 AM »
>Head Southeast, making sure the Dirigible can be resupplied when needed.

Fightest

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #856 on: November 18, 2011, 09:09:23 AM »
> Insist that Komachi join me to fight crime. The fight is never over!

Pesco

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #857 on: November 18, 2011, 09:23:07 AM »
> Katamari

GuardianTempest

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #858 on: November 18, 2011, 09:52:49 AM »
>Pull off a Tigrex and ravage your way out of this predicament.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #859 on: November 18, 2011, 11:37:01 AM »
Well, that went better than expected.

> Start edible hat business to complement pie business.


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #860 on: November 18, 2011, 11:42:19 AM »
Sing Super☆Affection to come back to life next to the nearest PX.

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

Rotund_Danmaku

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #861 on: November 18, 2011, 12:51:21 PM »
Fail again? Maybe I should use the most risked solution! :colonveeplusalpha:
> Stab my Trident to my right eye, Write the  "五" letter on my right eye with the Trident to trigger
"Six Paths of Reincarnation - Human Realm" And make Marisa become her normal human form again.
I don't get any idea for sig yet...

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #862 on: November 18, 2011, 01:14:21 PM »
Insufficiently Aerogator? Well, I know how to fix that.

>Strike up a deal with the Aerogators to get some tech. Surely this can't go wrong! :V
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #863 on: November 19, 2011, 03:40:51 AM »
>PURVIS I AM HERE TO MUG YOU, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #864 on: November 19, 2011, 04:23:04 AM »
>Instigate an incident. Preferably one that involves bees. Lots and lots of bees.

1: You steal all of the bees! Without proper pollinators, famine will soon set in.

> Be the bees.

>try, try, try again?
>keep concentrating with the other minds, we will break free of this thing yet!



> Make a pathway connecting the lovebook to life.
> Katamari
>Pull off a Tigrex and ravage your way out of this predicament.
Sing Super☆Affection to come back to life next to the nearest PX.
>PURVIS I AM HERE TO MUG YOU, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?

3: You attempt to make an escape, before everything just dissolves into spurious ideas and threats against the Parser.

> Remind oneself to get ramps.

5: You leave a note on the door for yourself. Moments later, you remember to get some ramps! (+1 to your next roll)

>Reincarnate Shadoweh =D

3: You reincarnate Shadoweh as a pig! She promptly bites you on the leg. (-1 to your next roll) Shadoweh has returned to the game!

;_; B-but I would never!

> Realize I was just Beaten Up and go rest at the campsite.

4: You go have a rest at the campsite, feeling much better and very much in need of a mud wallow.

>Drill through the Earth. Down to the core, yo. Laws of physics be damned.

5: You drill down into the earth, and soon hit the point where the rock gets too plastic for drills to do any good. Still, it's a fine hole! (+1 to your next roll)

Me and my bucket are gonna make people think twice about messing with me!

> Fill bucket with Water.

3-1=2: You cannot find enough water to full it with!

>Head Southeast, making sure the Dirigible can be resupplied when needed.

2+1=3 : You have difficulty proceeding southeast because it seems that Micronesia has decided to try and shoot you out of the sky. (-1 to your next roll)

> Insist that Komachi join me to fight crime. The fight is never over!

3: Komachi isn't having it, pointing out that crime's not her problem until after they're dead, and then only so long as it takes to ferry them over.

Well, that went better than expected.

> Start edible hat business to complement pie business.

4+1=5: You get an edible hat business going, and find a surprising customer base! Who knew that people would be down with flavored mop hats? (+1 to your next roll)

Fail again? Maybe I should use the most risked solution! :colonveeplusalpha:
> Stab my Trident to my right eye, Write the  "五" letter on my right eye with the Trident to trigger
"Six Paths of Reincarnation - Human Realm" And make Marisa become her normal human form again.

6-1=5: You stab yourself in the eye with a thinger about as tall as you are! Marisa resumes her prior wall-destroying form! And seems largely confused by the whole ordeal. (+1 to your next roll)

Insufficiently Aerogator? Well, I know how to fix that.

>Strike up a deal with the Aerogators to get some tech. Surely this can't go wrong! :V

4: You get positive contact from the Balmarians! They agree to sell you things in exchange for your genetic material.





Beeved Up:  Biohazurd, Squawkers, Wandering Beats, Rotude Zad
Wounded: Uncertain Kitten, Mr Bob,
Protected: Squawkers (Dormio)
Seriously Wounded: 
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest,
Lovebook Primordial: Kasu, Hero999,  Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Post-Primordial Lovebook: Jq1790,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Dormio, Rotude Zad, Shadoweh,


Storm's a comin': Famine

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #865 on: November 19, 2011, 04:48:00 AM »
almost....

>Come on other voices we are almost there! Just a little more and we will break free of this monstrosity. We just need to keep concentrating.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #866 on: November 19, 2011, 05:12:46 AM »
>Naturally, I am well prepared for a famine. Find and sit at a kotatsu. One with a Chen under it.

Hanzo K.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #867 on: November 19, 2011, 06:08:16 AM »
Well, that went about as well as expected.

>Agree to it, then use the tech to integrate myself into the core of the Space Ark/Second Moon to become a Core Unit with total control over it.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #868 on: November 19, 2011, 06:51:34 AM »
> Captain Planet this shit

Shadoweh

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #869 on: November 19, 2011, 07:04:23 AM »
> Eat the Lovebook.


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