>Mourn the loss of our beloved friend, PX. And loot his corpse.
>Slay the mythical beast, Shadoweh. Underneath that appearance is naught but green scum.
1: You vow to protect Shadoweh! (+1 to Shadoweh's next defense roll)
> Sit in the bucket and pretend I am Kisume.
5-1=4: You sit in the bucket, and you can feel the urge to ride the rails like a true hobo, the sun at you face, the wind at your back, the voices in your head...
You do know I play Tekken 
I main Lei, I take that as an offense. :X
>Overcome realization and respawn as Lars and spam uf+3 on a random poster all day long.
uf+3 is a cheap move...if you don't know how to tech.
You should be offended at your lack of fighting games that aren't terrible. =[
3: You soldier on, but are unable to respawn.
> Bite PX's tail
2: You cannot bite a lack of a tail!
> Fuck you Dormio. Write Dormio's name in the Lovebook with my dying breath
6: You breath out ink like some horrible squid person, and soak the Lovebook
> Watch the filming of Jq's movie.
2: You cannot find the proper desert, and end up in the sandy wastes if Lousiana.
> Turn out only mostly dead.
5: Miracle Max has a look at you and disagrees.
Missing a roll I had +1 on sucks. Oh well. :V
> Locate Marisa and bite her to suck her soul into us.
4: You bite Marisa, and try to devour her soul!
Roll to Dodge!3: Marisa's soul does not go down easily, but rather kicking and cursing. Wu-oh...
> Steal bunnies and string from little children.
5: You rob so many desert children of their string and bunnies, you thievin' git you. (+1 to your next roll)
.....ugh *Slap*
>Take a brake from escaping. Instead write a Turkish version of Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure.
6: You have finally completed what Purvis Hobotech would not. Being Lovebooked, you are beyond legal reproach! Nice job helping cover up the Armenian genocide =[
Let's see...
>Contemplate the various meanings the different types of desert could convey, looking for one that properly gets across the pain of suffering as well as the perseverence despite adversity.
3: You find yourself contemplating the deserts of Gary, Indiana. Ow, your brainmeats! (-1 to your next roll)
>Break through the fourth wall and return from the book which is dead.
3: The fourth wall pimpslaps you back into your place.
> Train my platypus youkai as viscious guard creatures. Especially train them to bite any fox youkai we encounter. Then invote Dormio for tea.
1-1=0: Your platypi youkai are the most adorable things ever, now that you groomed them so nicely! They wouldn't harm a fly. Too bad you forgot to invite Dormio over to see them.
> Somehow open a hole in Chireiden's ceiling from beyond the grave, so that spirits can flow through.
4: You are too incoporeal to hold a pick. =[
>Turn Mandy Patinkan into my faithful dog and sic him on a few random posters in the thread.
4+1=5: The next two posters are going to encounter a wizard...
>While Flonne and Shou comfort Reisen, in every sense of the word, dispatch some minions to protect Marisa from Omba, and more minions to protect the children from Biohazurd. Protect with extreme prejudice.
2: You are unable to do this because you have just met a wizard! A fencing wizard, holding the rank that towers above even a grand master!
Roll to dodge!1: You cannot even name the variety of techniques he has dropped upon your head regions... But at least it was sportsmanlike!
Sourfang has been lovebooked!Well, that worked as well as expected.
>Watch the fun from a stable orbit.
3: You watch the funtimes below, or is it above? Maybe from the sides? Man, orientation in space gives you such a headache! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!4-1=3: Then you very nearly get run through by a wizard with a rapier! (-1 to your next roll)
>Chuckle past Pole Land the Land of Poles in the Dirigible.
5: You laugh your way all the way through Pole Land. That's mean, but you feel such schadenfreude you don't care. (+1 to you next roll)
Uhh, title change pl0x.
> Tell Hatate an aristocrat joke.
1: You tell Hatate a series of plays on words that practically leave her in stitches! She appreciates your fine wit.
Omba! You are trying to hurt my beloved Marisa again!
I should stop him once and for all! 
> Appear in front of Omba and then use my lightning arm to drain his and Flan's Life Energy.
Kill him in process and send him to Lovebooked. The powerful but damn power it will be useful on me than you!
4: You give Omba a shockin'!
Omba rolls to Dodge!2-1=1: You go splode!
Omba has been lovebooked!6: Hey, you remember Stalinism? It's about to get worse! All people in the deadbook may now be considered one horribly schizophrenic Primordial; good luck agreeing on anything!
The Setting has Changed to Exalted!>Locate Dormio in here somewhere and mug him. Hard.
6: You burglarize Dormio's tofu!
Beeved Up: Allosawyou, Biohazurd, Mr Bob
Wounded: Jq1790, Hanzo K
Protected: Shadoweh (Dormio)
Seriously Wounded: Jq1790 (1), Conqueror (1)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest,
Lovebooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Jq1790, Dormio, Rotude Zad,
