> Gain the powers of Kenshiro
6: You learn how to fist the North Star with the best of 'em. You become Johnathan Joestar!
Roll to Dodge!6: And in true Joestar style, you beat the everloving shit out of a bunch of vampires by channeling ripples that are also the power of the sun into your fists!
(I am so happy with those rolls, you don't even know.)
Hm. Did I miss something here? I have no clue what that waiting list business is all about. Well, whatever.
>Gentlemanly handshake with Hanzo, then go spread mustard on the sandwich that is this thread!
For the record, mustard is the worst thing.
6: You shake hands with Hanzo, then flood the thread with mustard!
Roll to Dodge!4: You barely avoid drowning in it yourself!
>Locate Chen. Or some tofu. Both are good.
3+1=4: You locate some tofu in a desert caravan, and happily obtain it!
Roll to Dodge!4: Flight does wonders for avoiding floods. Shame about that caravan...
>do the impossible!
6: You develop an Antinewtonic matter! The more you compress it, the softer and more fluid it gets! Too bad you're dead, or you could have made mad bank on this.
> Bang our head against the barrier.
6: Stupid! Barrier! Won't! Go! Ow! Oh hey, you felt that. You're alive!
Omba has reentered the game!Roll to Dodge!5: Yum! Post-resurrection mustard! (+1 to your next roll)
> Bring Dormio and Infinity into the Lovebook
3: You don't have a pen.
> Respawn as Heavy.
5: You brush up on your Russian inflections.
Pretty sure the Waiting List is showing all of those who have been revived from death and are currently alive. Anyone on said list who dies again gets deadlovebooked, meaning they DON'T come back. Ever. Of course, in a game like RtD, being dead really doesn't hinder that much, so who really cares?
>Start ironing out merchandising for my movie. To start, send out a request for Aya's assistance in spreading the word about said movie.
5: Moichendizin'! Moichendizin'! Where da real money of da movie is made! And brother, you have some interesting merchandise ready to go! (+1 to your next roll!)
Roll to dodge!1+1=2: Then you nearly get buried with your potential money when you get buried in mustard.
Jq1790 has been severly wounded!> Screw around with the Ark's auto-pilot.
2: You are too illiterate to figure out which control is which!
>Kill the Administrator and escape the game
4: You do your damnedest to take out Purvis!
Purvis rolls to Dodge!10: You are nto awesome enough to harm Purvis. He flexes.
Roll to Dodge!2: Then you damn near drown in mustard.
Conqueror is severely wounded> Be at peace and move on to the next life now that I have appointed my successor, leaving him/her a final message "Rise up Hanzo.K and bring back to this desolate world the awesomeness of Nachos!".
6: You rest, and achieve enlightenment in the void.
Achievement Unlocked: Attained Nirvana*slap*
>Use my one free phone call to call up Ran Yakumo and ask her for assistance in getting out of jail, or for her to convince Yukari to help me. Which ever is more convenient.
2: You do not know Ran's phone number, and accidentally waste your call.
I'm Bracchidios! I'm ALWAYS awesome!
>Kill Purvis and Dormio with Powerfists.
6: You get some powerfists, and try to kill Purvis and Dormio!
Dormio rolls to Dodge!6: Dormio is not amused, and tail-smacks you in the gulliver!
Roll to dodge!1: And you explode.
Guardian Tempest has been Lovebooked!At last! I can walk in the earth again! :V
But that spreading virus seem to be trouble to me so...
> Drain Infinite's radiation aura and use it as virus killing shield.
2: You try to drain Infinity's radiation, and but find that you grabbed a kitchen drain instead.
Roll to Dodge!5: But with clever use of fluid dynamics, you weather the mustard flood without any problem whatsoever! (+1 to your next roll!)
>Reunite with my minions and throw a party that spans all three of my Netherworlds and lasts ten days, or until Lancer shows up and upstages everything with his awesomeness, whichever comes first.
5: You party like it's 1939! Lancer seems to be too busy being used by Berserker as a weapon in another timeline. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!1+1=2: Then the mustard floods come, and you damn near down.
Old Man Sour is severely wounded!>Stop being Yuyuko and revive.
4: You just can't quit, man...
> Scream "YOU WA PIE!!" to deafen every participant in the game and allow them to only do pie-related actions for the next two rounds.
1: You refused to allow any kind of pie-based forcing.
Roll to Dodge4: Besides, you're too busy treading mustard.
>Deploy a radiation field and desolate random people in the vicinity.
1-1=0: You dismantled your radiation field, and smash all the components required to weaponize it.
Roll to Dodge!1: Then you drown in the wave of mustard.
Infinity has been lovebooked!> Forgiver Sign 「The 109th Star」
6: I have no idea what the hell this is, but people sure are going to be feeling it next turn!
Roll to Dodge!6: The parser is indeed so confused, he rules you've eaten all the mustard! Yum!
>Power-up with pie, unless it's quiche.
5-1=4: You get your cherry pie on. Hell yeah.
I must fix my mess!
> But first, I gotta re-freeze me!
[Also, you missed out the number I rolled on the Dodge... I presume it was a 2]
(Yeah it was 2, You were listed as wounded)
1: Reasoning it would work on Frankenstein's Monster, you electrocute yourself!
Roll to dodge!6: And it works like a charm, save for the heart palpitations.
Allosawyou has recovered!>A Ghost?! I AM RAGNAROS. BURN THROUGH THE DEADB00K
3: What Deadbook?
Beeved Up: Omba, Rotude Zad,
Wounded:
Seriously Wounded: Jq1790 (2), Conqueror (2), Old Man Sour (2)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest,
Lovebooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Squawkers, Jq1790, Dormio, Rotude Zad, Omba, Old Man Sour,
