As hinted, since I've been busy and/or sick, he is a special guest turn by our very own Dormio!
>Sprained my shoulders? No problem. I'm ze Firelord. REJUVENATE IN FLAMES.
4-1=3: Indeed, you are the Firelord. You bathe in flames to heal your wounds...
Roll to Dodge!1-1=0: ... Until you're arrested for arson.
YoukaiJesus has been deadbooked!> Possess the next alive poster and use them to initiate Ragnarok.
2: You try to possess Pesco, only to find out that he can use his mindhax to reject you.
> Cut the queue to the front of the waiting list and arrest everyone that doesn't let me through
3: You cut through the queue, but are pained by a sense of guilt as you abuse your own powers.
Roll to Dodge!1-1=0: In fact, you're so overcome by remorse that you turn yourself in to the higher authorities.
Pesco has been deadbooked!> ... This is me realizing a bit late that Smashy's Cranial Security system won't exactly be a good business with one Smashyhelm. Time to go find that abandoned cloning facility from wherever.
1-1=0: You try once more to promote Smashy's Cranial Security system. Despite the fact that you pour your entire savings into marketing, you fail to make more than one sale.
Roll to Dodge!1: You shouldn't have spent all your money, though, since you can no longer afford a lawyer to defend yourself against the force of the law.
Smashy has been deadbooked!> Now that we're burning, use the heat to burn a hole into the barrier between life and death.
3: You come
this close to burning your way through the border between life and death when the flames go out due to a lack of fuel.
>Well, may as well get ready for the apocalypse. Warp to another dimension, and be sure to leave a way back~
5: You know that something is bound to happen, so you high tail it to another dimension. Naturally, you leave yourself a way back, what kind of idiot would forget to do that? (+1 to the next roll)
Roll to Dodge!3+1=4: Well, that was easy.
> pull out some flour (the powder kind for baking) and spread it into the air. after all it falls back down, if there is some flour that if floating in mid-air, then that is were Koishi is.
3: You try searching for Koishi by throwing some flour around. Sure enough, you can see some flour settle on a roughly human shaped area in front of you.
Roll to Dodge!1-1=0: Unfortunately, before you can do anything about Koishi, you're arrested for vandalism.
master105 has been deadbooked> Deadbook all the dead people.
4-1: (-1 to the next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6-1=5: You were too busy fading in and out of existance for the law to have noticed you. (+1 to the next roll)
>Modify the Shelter into a Space Ark! One that's equally as indestructible as it was as a simple Bomb Shelter.
3: You modify your shelter into a space ark that's just as hard to break as a regular bomb shelter. Unfortunately, this makes it weaker than a regular space ark. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6-1=5: Fortunately, it still provides a good place to take refuge in when you're on the run from the law. (+1 to the next roll)
> Become enraged at someone being wrong on the Internet. Attack the Internet.
1+1=0: How dare someone disagree with your point of view? You have all this loud anecdotal evidence to back yourself up, too. You vent your frustrations by attacking the internet itself. Unfortunately, the internet strikes back by launching wave after wave of memes at you.
Fightest has died!> Enslave all the Deadbooked into becoming the Celestial Burecrazy.
2-1=1: You create a small army of mortals with the common goal to destroy the Celestial Burecrazy.
Roll to Dodge!4: Still, with your small group, you're far above the law.
> Stop time
6: You stop time to recover from your wounds.
Roll to Dodge!3: You also try stopping time to escape from the law, only to find that overusing this timestop ability has some fairly nasty side effects. (-1 to the next roll)
> Send out a message to all my followers to unite and bring civilisation back to the world.
1: Without any contact from you, your followers enter a state of disarray and chaos.
> Raise Motivation to 200% to cheer up
1: You wallow in your depression
Roll to Dodge!6: Your melancholy is enough to snap Pesco out of his arresting spree and to set him back onto the path of righteousness. Realizing what he had become, Pesco turns himself in.
>Compose a novel about my struggles in this strange world I found myself in, and how it all began by waking up in a grassy field.
6: You write a novel detailing your adventures through this strange world, which gains so much popularity that people far and wide recognize your name. You're working on a movie deal with a few producers right now.
>Realize true potential and become the Bracchidios, then proceed to the display of power.
4: You evolve from a Cheibriados into a Barcchidios and roar to display how much power you've gained.
> Gengetsu Rape Time!
2: Neither Gengetsu nor any rape is anywhere to be seen at this point in time.
>Visit Pesco and unintentionally destroy half of his house.
6: You walk into Pesco's house, still radiating due to the warheads from earlier. You
accidently melt half of Pesco's house as you walk through it.
>See employment for Yuyucow. Hopefully I can reach management this century.
4: You find Yuyuko a job as a food taster. She seems happy, but fails to remember to give you any thanks whatsoever.
>Dig a hole
2: You have no tools with which to dig a hole.
> Necromate a pickle so it becomes my familiar.
1+1=2: You fail to find a pickle to necromate.
> Summon Berserker to do the mindless raging for me.
5: Being angry all the time is kind of boring, you call forth the servant Berserker who growls as he awaits an order from you.
>Find headwinds.
6: You find headwinds, attached to a motorcycle, with the keys hanging off the handlebars. You wonder who the bike might have belonged to.
>/home
3: You require admin access to perform this command.
>RELOAD
4: You reload your beloved pistol. You have no idea how this will help you revive though.
> Become Ghost , Resurface to the Earth and find someone to drain life energy :V
3: You become a ghost but fail to find anyone to drain some life energy from.
>where am I again?
1: You sure as hell don't know, instead you somehow manage to get yourself lost in space. Where there's no air. Good job.
ActionDan has been deadbooked!>Burn the Book of the Dead
3: You find a notebook with the ability to kill anyone who has their name written in it. Thinking that such an object has no place in the world, you set fire to it, burning your hand in the process. (-1 to the next roll)
Beeved Up: Sophilia, Hanzo. K, PX,
Wounded: Ex Nue,
Seriously Wounded: Sophilia (1), Ex Nue (1), Wandering Beats (1), Infinity(1)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Old Man Sour, Omba, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest,
Deadbooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Guardian Tempest, Squawkers, Infinity, Jq1790, Dormio,
Dormio has been removed from the Deadbook.
