a small price to pay
>pull out a boombox, pop in this tune, and wait for Koishi to show up and start head bobbing.
5-1=4: You assume we don't know what a boombox is and using a particular tune to try and summon Koishi! Did it work? Well, it's not like you'd know if Koishi were around...
> Swim in the fires of Blazing Hell until we have formed ourselves a new body made of flames.
3: You're on fire! Ow. Ow. Ow.
> Attempt to find some more Fairys to play with
2: You cannot find any more faeries. You wonder if this has to do with the recent thermonuclear spats?
>Cheat death by instructing my love to erase my name from the waiting list. Then have some fun with her in the gay bar.
1+1=2: You cannot find this waiting list.
Well now, this is kinda bad. Guess the Netherworld isn't particularly safe sometimes either, is it? Best not do anything too strenuous right now...
>Grab a drink to counter the saltiness of those nuts, and listen for any interesting things that happened in the living world to bring others here to Hakugyokurou.
3-1=2: You are unable to grab a drink.
> Arrest everyone
6: You build up a large supply of manacles and prepare to take these punks down...
Oh dear, this cannot do
> We must protect all the youkai and humans by destroying the Deadbook. flinging the Deadbook back into the fires of Mordor where it was forged.
4-1=3: You cannot find Mount Doom. So you try Mount St Helens. The Deadbook does not seem to be impressed and falls on your foot. (-1 to the next roll)
> Convince Aya to put ads in the Bunbunmaru
4-1=3: With a little swaying and some phat cash, you convince Aya to put ads in her paper. But ow, your savings ;_; (-1 to your next roll)
>Defibrilate!
1: You take the only remaining defibrilator and you THROW IT ON THE GROUND! You don't need no medical phonies!
I still thirst for blood.
> Kill everyone.
5-1=4: You try to kill everyone, but you're tired and this is getting boring and can only pull off a half-hearted attempt at the next poster.
>Take Kanako out on a date. Discuss future economic plans with her.
4-1=3: You try to take Kanako out, but it seems her tastes are on the expensive side. Ow, your wallet... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge1-1=0: Then you are shanked in the eye by Ex Nue.
Schezo has been deadbooked.Ex Nue rolls to dodge!2: Kanako does not take well to having her dates shanked, and rips off your arm to beat you with it for awhile, before replacing it back where it was.
Ex Nue is severely wounded!> Head into the gay bar and start flinging furniture around like a poltergeist.
1: You head for a post apocalyptic raider watering hole, and be the perfect patron. The next round's on you!
Freaking orcs. Good thing we never listen to anyone.
> Invoke the Blood Bond in Action Dan (I'm still Caine rememeber?) and force him to work on the dirigible as a soldier.
3: You try to force Dan to work as a soldier on the dirigible. You get a headache! (-1 to your next roll)
Action Dan2: You resist Shadoweh/Caine's overwrought and self indulgent attempts at controlling you, but ow...being exposed to that makes you feel like your soul got punched.
Action Dan has been severely wounded!> Activate Devil Trigger to regenerate health in an awesome cutscene.
1: You decide to take stuff from games that are good and activate the Chrono Trigger! You have accidentally time-duplicated yourself! And there can be only one!
Roll to Dodge!5: Hehheh. Zoggin' yoof, thinkin' 'e can beat da reel fing. (+1 to your next roll)
>Become friends with everybody.
3: You make only nominal success in this endeavor, but you find some folks who now refer to you as their dead buddy from beyond.
> Sigh and just look upon what the state of Nachilasm is in the world so far.
3: Your followers are in disarray and factionalized, but co-existing well with themselves and others.
No one come around here? They are all resurrected! 
So I should...
> Do the reverse version of this to make me resurrect
3: You try to draw upon the power of ennui to resurrect, but it doesn't seem to be interested in helping out
>Fly through the door.
5: You fly through the door! And now you are a ghost in a post apocalyptic wasteland. It may or may not be Gary, Indiana
>Well then. Fling Sulfurion to the next poster. If he rolls a 3 or lower, bad things happen. If he rolls 4 or higher, let him have Sulfurion.
4-1=3: You try to fling Sulfurion at the next poster, and sprain your shoulders... (-1 to your next roll)
Scratch my last command. Got a better one.
>Possess Karazhan, and use it/me as the headquarters for my minions and mounts.
3: You haunt Karazhan, and find none of the raid groups give a toss about you anymore since Cataclysm came out.
> YOU TAKE TYLENOL! WE DRINK RITALIN!
2: Because you linked the youtube version and not the proper flash, the seaman is not in your heart tonight.
Did the mohawk freaks' hair burn away in the devastation?
>Chow down on a burger and a chili-dog burrito while piloting the Dirigible around the world.
2: You cannot find any such foods, and lose time on your trek.
> Gods damn it you flying jerks, I was going to use those! On you, of course, but it's the principle of the thing! I'd love to come up there and introduce you to a little thing I borrowed from an army leader, but Lady's order says I have to take it easy. Apparently myons need time to regenerate too.
1: You spaz and rage and hurt yourself more. (+1 to wounded duration!)
> Ascend.
5: You ascend, perm Amphibian Sympathy, and become a Disco Bandit! (+1 to your next roll)
Dead people are so strange...
>Drink tea.
1. You have a V8. And oh god, the horror. The horror.
> Wake Komachi so she can ship me to my last judgement
4: Komachi refuses to ship you because you keep changing your name and she can't figure out who you are without taking extra time to backtrack and find it.
...hmm. I wonder if writings from the dead can influence living events...
> Write about an avalanche of rocks.
5: You write about an avalanche! This gives you the idea it'd probably be easier to just go and cause one! So you do! This is going to be a problem for the next two posters!
6 days was enough to turn me...into a MONSTAH
>Come back as Bracchidios, and Boom-fist everyone with Plasma-Hands(tm).
1. You come back as Cheibriados and you gonna take it easy. Yah mon.
Roll to Dodge!2: Ya be too slow ta get away from that avalanche, mon.
Wandering Beats is severely wounded!What.
>What.
2: You cannot what. That's just how bad you are.
Roll to Dodge!2: Nor are you any good at not getting avalanched on.
Infinity is severely wounded!Beeved Up: Fightest, Biohazurd
Wounded: Smashy, PX Veritas, Shadoweh, Scarlet Chocobo,
Seriously Wounded: Fightest (1), Infinity (1), Sophilia (2) Mr Bob (1), Ex Nue (2), Action Dan (2), Wandering Beats (2), Infinity(2)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Old Man Sour, Omba, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser,
Deadbooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Dormio, Schezo,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Squawkers, Pesco, Smashy, Action Dan, Infinity, Master105, Jq1790,
Storm's a comin': The fuzz v2!
