Well, now that the drone's complete, and it's delivery has been loaded up...
>Deploy the Remote Dronebot on it's mission of curing Komachi's Petrification!
4+1=5: You send out the drone and restore Komachi! You feel pretty good about yourself. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge5+1=6: Then you prove to be a superstar by handling an intratavern nuclear war.
Achievement Unlocked: Superstar!Do I accidentally come back to life for watching 2 badass movies at once? I'm fine with staying Ded at the moment otherwise.
> There's a goose on the loose in this village.
Yeah you did, my bad!
Pesco has reentered the game!1: You take extra care to ascertain that no waterfowl are going to be roving about willy nilly on you watch.
> Freeze the legs of the first living thing I come across for fun
4: The next live one that comes by is going to get it!
something went wrong here.
> replace Infinity on his Alpaca
3: You try to mount the alpaca, but have no idea how a saddle even works.
> We continue biting the Komachi statue until it explodes, then ride the shockwave back into life.
4: You continue to bite Komachi. She responds by punting you into Old Hell.
>Officially start Smashy's Cranial Security System. In that treehouse. Because why the hell not.
3: You set up a security system, and also fall out of the treehouse. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!5-1=4: Some ice faerie tries to freeze your feet while you get up, but missed by quite an embarrassing margin.
>Spawn from a nearby calendar.
4: You spawn from a nearby calendar! But you're still dead.
> Help Fightest by possessing the weapons system and launching the nukes for him.
6: You help Fightest launch what is left of the nukes!
get summoned using Shadoweh's alcoholic blood as a catalyst
6: You manage to get some of Shadoweh's booze-encrusted blood using methods we shall not mention here, and conjure yourself back into the land of the living! Oh god your head...
Action Dan has reentered the game!Roll to Dodge!5: Then you have to dodge around the remaining nuclear arsenal! (+1 to your next roll)
Now just to hope I don't die right away, given the Deadbook is in play...
>Being dead so long makes one kinda hungry. Go get something to eat!
3: You have some nuts from the dirigible's bar! ...Oh man these are too salty... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge4-1=3: Then you get mildly exploded (-1 to your nest roll)
The Deadbook cannot be in the hands of evil!
> Confiscate the Deadbook
6+1=7: You have taken custody of the Deadbook! Be careful!
Roll to Dodge3: For instance, don't catch it in any thermonuclear explosions (-1 to your next roll)
> Move to the dirigible and protect Fightest from harm as thanks for making the gay bar a reality. *_*
4: You move the Dirigible and resolve to take a bullet for Fightest. (+1 to Fightest's defense!)
Roll to Dodge!4: Your resolve keeps you from being exploded!
Fucking Pie! 
> Use my Satanic powers to change pie to explosive balls of hellfire.
5: You have no satanic powers. But you do have some sterno and a lighter! Pies are ablazin'! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!4: The radiation helps, probably.
They are reconcile because me? well, I hope they will not war each other again... 
So for this good deed...
> Invite Marisa and Yuyuko to eat Nachos filled-pies at my restuarant 
3: You invite Marisa and Yuyuko to come and have nacho pies! The latter doesn't seem to show up; the afterlife is a little tricky to reach...
Darn it, I thought I could have revived with a 1 instead of a 6 from the deadbook.....oh well
> Continue sending messages from beyond the grave to my followers to kill all who dare discreat Nachos and Nachilasm.
3: You send some messages, but only the one crazy guy with the goats actually gets it. He says he'll get right on it. You have little confidence...
>Find the gigantic door out of the Netherworld.
4: You find a gigantic door out of the netherworld! A shame that it's closed.
>Rain very sharp bananas upon my enemies. If I don't have enemies, the nest few posters will do. But not Hanzo or Mr. Bob. Hanzo and Mr. Bob are nice to me.
2: You are unable to sharpen bananas well enough.
Roll to Dodge4:But they are able to soak up some thermonuclear devastation.
Oh now what should I do....
>Have the kolbolds light incense in my memory.
2: You cannot figure out how to use the deadphone.
>Become Ragnaros, The Firelord
5: You become oldschool Ragnaros, back before he was a huge joke. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge2+1=3: However, you learn that fire and thermonuclear devastation are not the same thing. =[ (-1 to your next roll)
>Pray
4: You pray! Your prayer is not lost to the darkness, and you feel refreshed.
Roll to dodge!5: In fact, you don't even notice the warheads going off around you. (+1 to your next roll)
>Haunt Draco's old undersea lab and possess his clones. All of them.
1: You find the remains of the lab and haunt the self destruct button til the lab explodes. Teach that jerk to have clones!
>I died so let's just take it easy and wait until I revive. Now is the time to relax after a long battle ranging from fighting the evil orphans to evading and defeating the cake Conq and riding alpacas to do battle with Dormio.
6: Well that didn't take long.
Infinity has reentered the game!Roll to Dodge2: A shame you caught radiation sickness from the warheads.
Infinity is seriously wounded!I know that; I'm just lamenting I died so soon afterwards. :<
> Get out a pen and prepare to write down some names as things happen in the world of the living.
3: You keep some records of living world events, namely bombs falling and such. Man your handwriting is nasty.
>Since Suwako got me into this death nonsense, Kanako would be more than happy to get me right out for some of my faith, amirite?
6: Kanako is always down with showing that frog who's the real boss around here.
Schezo has reentered the game!Roll to Dodge!3: Shame about the radiation sickness... (-1 to your next roll)
...... i was denied. oh well,
try, try, try again.
>make noises untill Keine pulls me out of her hat, then thank her and leave.
6: You make a bunch of weird noises until Keine finally pulls you out!
Master105 has reentered the game!Roll to Dodge!3: Shame about the radiation sickness... (-1 to your next roll)
> The fuzz can tell I'm just a law-abiding citizen. Now it's time to go construct an improvised explosive device, like all post-apocalyptic law-abiding citizens do.
4: You make some lovely pipe bombs!
Roll to Dodge!2: Then the heat from the warheads set them off. Ow your everything!
Sophilia is Severely Wounded!>Onwards, to Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
4-1=3: You fly toward Intercourse, and discover it has been taken over by mohawked freaks! You grow sick upon your own scorn (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!2: You are so aghast you get winged by a warhead!
Mr Bob is severely wounded!> Take after Mr. Bob and go to Fucking, Austria. To spread Pieddhism, of course.
4-1=3: You make your way to Australia! Man this place hasn't changed since the apocalypse, save for maybe fewer poisonous things trying to kill you....wait no there's a spider (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!2-1=1: Then a chunk of debris sent into the air by the nuclear explosions wings you on the head.
WanderingBeats has been Deadbooked!> Thank others for their assistance, glare angrily at wounds until they go away.
1: You tell the others to zog off, and strain yourself! (+1 to wounded duration)
Beeved Up: Action Dan, Kyo Tanaka,
Wounded: Smashy, Jq1790, Ex-Nue, PX Veritas, Scarlet Chocobo, Schezo, Master105,
Seriously Wounded: Fightest (2), Infinity (2), Sophilia (2) Mr Bob (2)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Old Man Sour, Omba, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser,
Deadbooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Dormio,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Squawkers, Pesco, Smashy, Action Dan, Infinity, Schezo, Master105,
