Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome  (Read 55098 times)

Jq1790

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #570 on: November 01, 2011, 06:07:09 PM »
Seriously, this world has it in for me, doesn't it?

>Cast Life on myself.

This will either go really well, or REALLY badly...  I wonder if I can die again if I'm already a ghost?
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #571 on: November 01, 2011, 06:16:19 PM »
>Go chill with ghosties at Hakugyokurou

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #572 on: November 01, 2011, 06:16:30 PM »
> Bite Death, then proceed to suck the Life out of Death.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #573 on: November 01, 2011, 06:52:42 PM »
> Pick one of Point Break or Bad Boys 2 to watch first

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #574 on: November 01, 2011, 06:57:11 PM »
Alas. It was a good run.

> Become the manager of the deadbook.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #575 on: November 01, 2011, 07:27:54 PM »
>break a leg, reinsert self through wound

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #576 on: November 01, 2011, 08:13:03 PM »
> Develop poltergeist-like tendencies.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #577 on: November 01, 2011, 08:57:46 PM »
6: You try to mess with the boundaries of life and death, and find you can't properly pull them back toward you. Dang it...
Oh, so is deadbooked a permanent death?

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #578 on: November 01, 2011, 09:08:53 PM »
Someone didn't read the bolded text 2 updates ago

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #579 on: November 01, 2011, 09:16:43 PM »
I read the stuff about people who died again being deadbooked, but I didn't really get what it meant.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #580 on: November 01, 2011, 10:35:51 PM »
I... wait... wat.

>Thank Mr. Bob, then go off and gain the power of bananas!

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #581 on: November 01, 2011, 10:40:47 PM »
> Spawn into the game as (9), a.k.a: Cirno, a.k.a: The Strongest


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #582 on: November 01, 2011, 10:47:05 PM »
>Turn this pile of trees on me into a literal treehouse.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #583 on: November 01, 2011, 11:17:47 PM »
Oh? There are the few customer?
> Order Nachos and Pie to sell at my restuarant, Welcome both Nachislam and Pieddism to eat at my restuarant!
The special dish is Nachos filled-Pie!  :D
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #584 on: November 01, 2011, 11:38:40 PM »
*Evil Grin
>Must. Kill. Everyone.  :3
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #585 on: November 02, 2011, 12:29:38 AM »
>Gravel's fine, too. Continue with the construction of the portal!

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #586 on: November 02, 2011, 02:51:03 AM »
>Haunt Purvis until he brings me back to life.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #587 on: November 02, 2011, 02:51:07 AM »
>Go sing with Dorakyura to enhance Trance's writing capabilities

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #588 on: November 02, 2011, 03:18:32 AM »
> It's rainin' pies! Hallelujah, it's rainin' pies!


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #589 on: November 02, 2011, 05:27:17 AM »
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Rdj has lost the game!
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Sanrisa Laser has lost the game!


Wow, those was some unlucky rolls....

> Relax and enjoy the peace of the deadbook afterlife now since my vengence was had (Even if it was a bit misplaced....).
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #590 on: November 02, 2011, 06:50:35 AM »
>Ride the alpaca onto Dormio's grave and dance on it.

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #591 on: November 02, 2011, 08:31:55 AM »
>Onward, for exploration! And because you're a superstar, at Dan's Bar, you're a superstar...

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #592 on: November 02, 2011, 09:53:35 AM »
since nothing else worked

> revive as FLOWER  :derp:

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #593 on: November 02, 2011, 05:29:47 PM »
Wow, those was some unlucky rolls....

And that was after the extra credit for prepping the deadbook for him. :<

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #594 on: November 02, 2011, 06:09:05 PM »
Well, there's only one thing to do now.

>Create a remote-controlled dronebot for the purpose of delivering and applying a Soft/Gold Needle to the currently petrified Komachi.

3: You make a remote controlled drone, and cut yourself during a propeller test. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
6-1=5: Then you sell out some of your competitors to raving wasteland people in police outfits.

> Help my fellow demi-spirit to get that freeloader out of her brain.  Hopefully that's worth a meal...

5: You help Youmu punt Omba from her brain. She thanks you profusely. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
3+1=4: Then you are interrogated by the Fuzz for awhile.


Followers of Nachislam causing trouble? Oh dear

> Prevent dead people from affecting the game

4: You perform the sutra of Screw the Deaders, possibly negating the next dead guy's action.
Roll to Dodge!
5: You manage to direct the fuzz elsewhere, and feel rather moxious about it. (+1 to your next roll)

ok this is getting somewhere.

> Move head to face Keine's face and say" Hi, im stuck in your hat. can you pull me out? I would be most gratefull!"

Roll to Dodge!
2: You are affected by the sutra of Screw the Deaders and cannot act =[

> Assist with opening of gay bar in dirigible. Then start a war. Start a nuclear war. At the gay bar. Gay bar. Gay bar.

6-1=5: You set up a gay bar in the Dirigible, then get the nukes ready to launch! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
1+1=2: Then you are subjected to police brutality from the fuzz. Apparently "He wants to taste the curb!" is a valid sentencing Fightest has been seriously wounded!

Seriously, this world has it in for me, doesn't it?

>Cast Life on myself.

This will either go really well, or REALLY badly...  I wonder if I can die again if I'm already a ghost?

6: You cast Life on youself, and stop being dead! Jq1790 has returned to the game!

>Go chill with ghosties at Hakugyokurou

1: You decide to haunt the dirigible.

> Bite Death, then proceed to suck the Life out of Death.

3: You bite the Komachi statue and chip your teeth.

> Pick one of Point Break or Bad Boys 2 to watch first

6: You decide to watch both at once!

Alas. It was a good run.

> Become the manager of the deadbook.

4: You manage the Deadbook. Don't screw it up!

>break a leg, reinsert self through wound

3: You ain't no Bilious Slick, son.

> Develop poltergeist-like tendencies.

1: You resolve to become the most helpfulest of ghostses.

I... wait... wat.

>Thank Mr. Bob, then go off and gain the power of bananas!

5: Throw severe training, you obtain the power of bananas, and a fear of simians everywhere. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
6+1=7: You then pacify the fuzz with bananas! They are so pleased it's not a donut joke they go and enjoy their fruity bounty in peace.

> Spawn into the game as ⑨, a.k.a: Cirno, a.k.a: The Strongest

4: You are now an ice faerie! Gee, sure is post apocalyptic out here.

>Turn this pile of trees on me into a literal treehouse.

6: You make a treehouse, and accidentally back to life. Smashy has reentered the game!

Oh? There are the few customer?
> Order Nachos and Pie to sell at my restuarant, Welcome both Nachislam and Pieddism to eat at my restuarant!
The special dish is Nachos filled-Pie!  :D

4: You reconcile two religions. This is an achievement for anyone living or dead!

*Evil Grin
>Must. Kill. Everyone.  :3

4+1=5: You decide to try and shank the next two guys. Everyone is so much work... (+1 to your next roll)

>Gravel's fine, too. Continue with the construction of the portal!

1: You kick the portal down, it is insufficient for your needs!

>Haunt Purvis until he brings me back to life.

2: You cannot haunt Purvis. He is too jumpy and superstitious awesome.

>Go sing with Dorakyura to enhance Trance's writing capabilities

5-1=4 You sing with Dorakyura to inspire Trance. Did it work? Time will tell...
Roll to Dodge!
4: You also work in a little dance routine to as Ex Nue tries to stab you and fails at it.

> It's rainin' pies! Hallelujah, it's rainin' pies!

1+1=2: You are unable to create a crustal shower.
Roll to Dodge!
6: Then Ex Nue tries to stab you! You ward him off with a pie plate.
Ex-Nue rolls to Dodge!
5+1=6: Ex-Nue knocks aside your pie plate!
Roll to Dodge!
3: You are grazed by the knife before Ex Nue runs out of energy and leaves (-1 to you next roll)



Wow, those was some unlucky rolls....

> Relax and enjoy the peace of the deadbook afterlife now since my vengence was had (Even if it was a bit misplaced....).

1: You go haunt a nearby town; damn fleshies thinking they can get off easy!

>Ride the alpaca onto Dormio's grave and dance on it.

3: You ride the alpaca to Dormio's grave, and fall off (-1 to you next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
2-1=1: Then you bust your head on a rock that seems to have been gapped there! Infinity has lost the game!

>Onward, for exploration! And because you're a superstar, at Dan's Bar, you're a superstar...

3: You head for the unknown lands of Pennsylvania, and trip over a stray banana (-1 to your next roll)

since nothing else worked

> revive as FLOWER  :derp:

1: You try to revive as a cinderblock. It doesn't work very well.


And that was after the extra credit for prepping the deadbook for him. :<

Hey Mack, you got your extra credit when I superceded a roll to give you a good result. >=|


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Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba, Pesco, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Smashy, Shea-chan, Action Dan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Infinity
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #595 on: November 02, 2011, 06:14:36 PM »
Well, now that the drone's complete, and it's delivery has been loaded up...

>Deploy the Remote Dronebot on it's mission of curing Komachi's Petrification!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #596 on: November 02, 2011, 06:18:15 PM »
Do I accidentally come back to life for watching 2 badass movies at once? I'm fine with staying Ded at the moment otherwise.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #597 on: November 02, 2011, 06:24:12 PM »
> Freeze the legs of the first living thing I come across for fun


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #598 on: November 02, 2011, 06:26:05 PM »
1: You decide to haunt the dirigible.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Love Story
« Reply #599 on: November 02, 2011, 06:52:39 PM »
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1: You try to revive as a cinderblock. It doesn't work very well.

something went wrong here.
> replace Infinity on his Alpaca