> Invade Youmu's brain for a spiritual threesome.
5: You get all up in Youmu's brain! Wow, there's a lot of swords in there, and OW! Stop hitting your head Youmu!
Hmm
> Don attire (danbooru warning) and start up a wrestling tournament
1+1=2: You cannot don your wrasslin' attire because your feast has turned into a food fight!
Roll to Dodge!6: At least until you loudly tell them to hush that fuss, bringing everyone in line.
> Become the soul of the Komachi statue
2: You cannot bring yourself to infiltrate that statue. It is too formidable
> Work with Bob to make dirigible into a flying death fortress, and start stockpiling technology. Make sure to blast anyone on the surface who gets anywhere beyond medieval tech.
3: You start bolting in some extra shootas, and dang near cut your hand off in the process! (-1 to your next roll!)
ok scence Logic was cut down, and sucking up failed, lets try this.
> become alive again by popping out of Keine's lunchbox of a hat.
3: You get stuck in Keine's hat.
>My love is too great. I shall be revived by the eternal bond that binds my soul to her's.
3: You try to invoke the eternal bonds of love, but find your partner is too busy setting up a barter town to reciprocate.
> (re)materialize as a flying pumpkin and bash Utsuho in the face for eating us. Happy Halloween, birdbrain.
1: You do your best to protect Utsuho from any unwarranted All Saints' Day attacks.
> Haunt the dirigible.
6: You haunt the dirigible, and are response for Fightest dange near getting his hand cut off!
>Bah, I should still have Yukari's powers. Manipulate the boundaries of life and death, I will be back.
6: You try to mess with the boundaries of life and death, and find you can't properly pull them back toward you. Dang it...
>Hijack Yukari's powers from Dormio and use them to return myself to life.
:3
4: You try to hijack the mantle of Gap Youkai, but you cannot wrest it away with your weak kobold-like arms.
>Become the center of an axecar+tree katamari, reviving with the sole purpose of rolling up everyone.
2: You do not sashay like a king. You cannot make a such a dread artifact.
Well now, this isn't so bad!
>Greet the newcomers warmly(Well, as warmly as a ghost is capable of, that is...) and try to chat up those familiar faces I see, asking about any interesting Netherworldly happenings.
May as well make the most of my afterlife! Even one who's lost the game can win in their own way, ne?
2: You are a horrible shut-in and flummox this most basic thing.
>Become the dimension.
4: You become another dimension! ...Crap, now you can't move.
>Book 'em, Danno. All of them.
6: You gather up evidence and prepare for a proper raid.
D:
>Haunt the creepiest old schoolhouse I can find.
6: You haunt a schoolhouse so thoroughly that you pop back into reality with a boisterous cry of "wat"
Squawkers has reentered the game!> Go search for energy. :ohdear:
5: You find some of Energy, as well as some hilarious Taiwanese knock-off, N-R-G (+1 to your next roll!)
>Get an alpaca and ride off into the sunset.
6: You ride an alcapa into the sunset! Oh gosh it burns!
Roll to Dodge6: But you power right on through, leaving an alpaca-and-rider-shaped hole in the sun!
Roll to Dodge!4: You narrowly avoid a gap that would send you right back into the sun!
Deadbook? It shall mean the Netherworld will be MORE crowded! :V
So this is a chance to...
>Set the stand at front of Hakugyokurou's Garden, Sell the food and drink for the familiar and newcomer's tour for watch the Netherworld's Sakura 
3: You set up a stand in front of Hyakugyokurou's Garden, but not too many people seem to be interested in gazpacho.
>Check the inventory. Also confirm that we are Yuyuko.
3: You check your inventory and find it is filled with gravel. You are indeed a blockguy version of Yuyuko.
> Refer to self as Pinkie Pie for the remainder of the game.
5: You change your name to Pinkie Pie! The post apocalyptic courts are very good about this kind of thing. (+1 to your next roll!)
> Grumble at being dead again and send a message to all my followers from beyond the grave to get vengence for me and the Nachos that was wated in the fire and the explosion.
5: You send a message to all your followers to go out and righteously break shit. They get to work at once, as the next two posters find out...
> Protect the forest! Enlist the forest creatures if needed!
1+1=2: You fail to protect the forest, as mutants and crazy riders fall upon it!
Roll to Dodge!1: Then you are shanked by many crazed followers of Nachislam acting on their words of their prophet from beyond the grave.
Rdj has lost the game!>Present the Cockatrice as an offering to Yamaxanadu, head first.
5: You offer the cockatrice to Shikieiki head first, feeling moxious. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!1: Before Shiki can upbraid you on your cheekiness, you are torn to pieces by crazed post-apocalyptic followers of Nachislam!
Sanrisa Laser has lost the game!>Become Deus Ex Machina, God of Time and Space.
3: You try to become God of Time and Space, and can only become a lesser Duke of such before nearly getting your various organs wrung out (-1 to your next roll)
> Heal myself!
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
4: You are correct!
Biohazurd is restored!> Accursed dodgy flying balloon! It shall feel my wrath! *rumbly tumbly*...after I get something to eat. Ooh, look, a food stand!
2: You cannot afford to dine. =[
>Continue to circumnavigate the world and look for survivors to assist.
5: You continue your trip around the ruined globe, and pick up...Squawkers.
> Having mastered the art of the fist with my drunken powers, reopen Dan's bar as a gay bar. The house specialty will be a drink infused with a drop of Shadoweh's 100% alcoholic blood.
2: You do not have the booze necessary to do this. The wasteland is a harsh place, indeed.
>Put on a hat and revive.
4: You put on a met hat. Auto looks embarrassed at this mistake.
Beeved Up: Ex Nue,
Wandering Beats Pinkie Pie,
Wounded: Fightest, Scarlet Chocobo
Seriously Wounded: Ex Nue(1)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba, Pesco, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Smashy, Shea-chan, Action Dan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser
Deadbooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Dormio,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Squawkers
Wuh-Oh!: Infinity.
Storm's a comin': The Fuzz
