>Infinite willpower, etc. Like trees can really stand up to axes.
2: Perhaps not, but you cannot stand up to the trees.
> Silently walk into the bar and sit down, keeping an ear out for any useful information.
5: You slink into the bar and have a seat. (+1 to you next roll)
Roll to dodge!2+1=3: Then you learn the hard way there is a wrasslin' tournament going on when someone breaks a chair over your back! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!1-1=0: Then you are blown up by a hydrogen bomb.
Kasu has been deadbooked! Acheivement Unlocked: First signer!Well, that was all too kind of the late Squawkers, he gave me a means to resist the effects of the Zeeky Words.
You really are too kind, friend.
>Create a blast shelter that no explosion could ever hope to penetrate, then hide out in there.
6+1=7: You create a bomb shelter like none other out of the best locally available materials, as you hear the chaos of the zeeky words rain upon the world.
Roll to Dodge!5: You even manage to avoid the wrasslin' tournament! (+1 to your next roll)
> Line up the next five posters and do a clothesline off a rope bounce. Then hit them with a folding chair.
6: Oh those next five mooks got it coming...
Roll to dodge!6: You prepare for the oncoming attack by grabbing a hydrogen bomb as it falls from the sky, and hurling it back toward it's source!
Roll to Dodge!4: You also manage to whack someone opportunistically trying to sneak up behind you with said thermonuclear device, first.
> Spaz out as if being micro'd by a pro Korean SC player.
5: You spaz like a pro. Komachi gives a polite clap.
> Activate Anti-sleep devices across the world...called
ALARM CLOCKS!!!!
2: You cannot find the opposite of the snooze button!
Roll to dodge!6: You do, however, find Fightest coming right at you and grab him out of the air, and prepare for a hella DDT
Fightest Rolls to Dodge!3: You are hella DDTed, but you're able to take it like a true ork.
Roll to Dodge!1: Then another wrestler smashes a chair over your head, and it 'spoldes!
Hero999 has been Deadbooked!curse you Youmu and your Logic cutting sword.
> say " Oh, if only there was a beautiful and intelligent 17 year old woman, who can manipulate the boarder between life and death, help me so I can be alive again, I would owe her a great favor, for witch I'll do anything to repay."
3: It's a real shame that Yukari is apparently no longer the gap youkai.
>Petrify Death/Komachi
5: You turn Komachi into a statue! Artistic! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge3+1=4: You are then approached by a less than happy Shikieiki, but you manage to escape by hiding at a local wrestling tournament at Dan's Watering Hole!
Roll to Dodge!5: You do well to defend yourself with a ladder! (+1 to your next roll)
What a joyous day!
> Celebrate by inviting everyone to a feast
6-1=5: You invite everyone to a feast, surely this couldn't go wrong, right? (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!4+1=5: You manage to avoid getting drawn into that rowdy wrestling tournament. Possibly because you have nothing to wear to the event, or any other. (+1 to your next roll)
> Become seriously wounded to compensate for the lack of a wound from Ex-Nue's attack
> Tree senses tingling! Rush to the forest with Reimu to see what's happening!
4: You head for the the trees, and find that the various forest inhabitants seem to be waiting out the chaos. Reimu mutters some untranslatable Spanish.
Roll to DodgeExtra Credit: You avoid all the danger this round! (+1 to your next roll)
>Break dimension wall, come back. It hasn't been the first time.
2: You cannot find this wall!
How the heck can I not seem to do anything in here properly!?
>Set up a tourism stand by the stairs I found before for any visitors and/or newcomers to this realm, since it doesn't seem like I'm supposed to leave here just yet.
5: You set up a tourism stand, and greet newcomers! You seem some familiar faces!
> Order some Nachos while I'm at the bar and enjoy the break.
4: You have some nachos and enjoy the brouhaha in the ring.
Roll to dodge!1: Then a certain orky figure suplexes you until you explode!
>Locate Chen.
5-1=4. You find that Yukari has been snuggling with her whilst asleep! She tells stories of beinglost in the tail forest How heart-melting!
Roll to Dodge!1: Then you are suddenly suplexed to death, and Yukari gets to be the Gap Youkai again!
Dormio has been Deadbooked!>Apologize sweetly to the kolbolds and suggest declaring war on the rest of the world.
3: You manage to get back into the Kobolds' good graces, but also give yourself some insulin issues (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!2-1=1: Then the shockwaves from a Dormio-shattering suplex cause a cave-in, unfortunately burying you!
Shea-chan has lost the game!Oh well. Only one way to drown my sorrows.
> Drink all the alcohol in Dan's Bar. All of it. Gain Drunken Baby Style.
6+1=7: You down all the alcohol in Dan's Refreshment Centre before it levelled by H-bomb explosions, and master the Way of the Surprising Fist!
Roll to dodge!4: You then go on to make a good showing in the ring!
> Consume Shadoweh to revive.
1: You resolve to keep your mouthbits away from Shadoweh. Especially reeking of gin as she is now.
>Laugh merrily as business is booming!
3: It sure did go boom! You laugh, so you won't cry. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!2-1=1: Then Shadoweh tests out the seven finger strike on you. It is gruesome; any grue would applaud this!
Action Dan has lost the game!Look like the Netherworld will become more crowded :V
> Use Time Machine to edit the past and kill Biohazurd before he kill me and Pesco.
3: TIME DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY GOOD DAY
>Get dirt from outside the garden and use that instead.
5: You get some dirt, but your inventory is full!
> Continue the genocide. Gain Power with each stab. :3
3: You try to continue the genocide, but you've spained your stabbin' hand! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!3-1=2: Then you are bashed in the head with a steel chair.
Ex Nue is seriously wounded!>Tele-frag Ex-nue upon respawning.
2: Resolve to do the former, but cannot pull off the latter.
>Snipe Chen down from a distance viciously before Dormio gets to her.
5: You shoot Chen from a distance, and feel you have made a grave mistake. And also moxious. Wuh-oh... (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge6+1=7: The wrasslin' tournament comes to an end, as people figure out exactly how bad of an idea that was.
>Angrily lecture Ruin, Shiki style.
4-1=3: You give that hoss a lecturin'. It bites you! (-1 to your next roll)
You're welcome, pal :3
Anyway, I've never been a fan of non-permanent deaths in RtDs, so I guess there's only one thing left to do.
>Haunt ALL the old school buildings.
2: You cannot be in two places at once, loser!
> My human form can keep chilling while the ghost-half shows off the ∀'s tricks for Lady Yuyuko and the rest of y'all. Of course, the show finishes with technology-eating nanobots getting sprayed all over the place~
5+1=6: You pull off an amazing show, then spray nanomachines everywhere! Sadly, being post-nuclear explosion Nethack, the only technology is your own, and your gundam is devoured.
>Find and eat all of DollS' nachos.
2: You go to Doll S' office, and find it has been burned down. The nacho remains are charred and unsatisfying.
>Continue journey around the world in the Dirigible, things that bother Bob will walk the plank.
4+1=5: You make the thermonuclear devastation walk the plank. Even through Dan's Drinks and Wrasslin' have been ruined, the dirigible remains. (+1 to your next roll)
> Use Komachi's... excess fat to make ourselves a tiny new body.
4: Statues do not have much usable fat.
> So a nacho walks into a bar. What kind of idiot is that nacho? Therefore, PIE IS FOREVER!
4: In the wake of Doll S' demise, you get to proselytizin', with some limited success!
THE SETTING IS NOW: POST APOCALYPTIC
THE HALFWAY POINT HAS BEEN PASSED: THOSE WHO DIE, ARE REVIVED, AND DIE AGAIN ARE WRITTEN INTO THE DEADBOOK
Beeved Up: Hanzo K, Rdj, Mr. Bob, PX
Wounded: Shea-chan, Mr. Rabi.
Seriously Wounded: Sanrisa Laser (1), Biohazurd (1), Rdj (1)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba, Pesco, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Smashy, Shea-chan, Action Dan, Squawkers
Deadbooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Dormio,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, PX, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest,
Wuh-Oh!: Infinity.
Storm's a comin'! Feast times.
