>Sleep once more, I cannot be beaten by my own Shikigami!
4: You have a nap in the corner of Dan's tavern, and heal up. Then...
Roll the Dodge5: Manage to weather a round of feed between Yukari and yourself. Yukari is wakened by this event. (+1 to your next roll)
Roll the Dodge6+1=7: However, you soon find yourself being approached by mummies of Nachislam missionaries! You soundly gap them all away into the core of the moon.
Roll to Dodge!3: Then you get nearly shot up by orks as they barge in! (-1 to your next roll)
Almost... But look like I need more action! :objection!:
>Steal Roshan's Aegis of the Immotal and use it to resurrect me.
1: You find the Aegis of the Immortal under a table in Dan's Tavern and mail it back to Roshan anonymously.
>Revive Dorakyura using my powers, reversing the role of Infinity and me at the same time.
2: But thou canst not!
>Plant a flower and grow it into German Flower Youkai, resurrecting him.
3-1=2: You to plant a flower, but are scared off by an unusually fluffy mole. So you go to Dan's Bar.
Roll to dodge!6: You encounter some orks on the way in shooting the place up, and sound clout them about the head until they cut that out.
> FUJIYAMA BORUKEINOU!!
1; Whatever this is, you end up doing the opposite. Have fun with that?
>Then we'll use the dirt from the garden!
5: You cannot bring yourself to harm the garden...
:<
> Use the awesomness of Nachos to find out what happened to the missing followers and apply Assist/Vengence/Rescue as needed.
1: You resolve not to doubt them with any kind of inquiry, they will return if they choose to. Then you go to Dan's Bar and Grill!
> Swim harder through them petticoats for a dramatic chestburster entrance
>You get horribly lost. Then Komachi moves and leaves you behind on the ground.
>Realize that I had to be alive inorder to throw my cards away. Because I Did throw my cards away, I Must be alive.
an't Logic Fun?
5: You nearly manage to logic yourself back to life, before Youmu tells you to cut that silliness out.
> Throw a molotov through the window of Doll S.'s office and book it.
4: You burn down Doll S's office while he is away.
>Roll back in after having spent a few days improving our 'Death by Adorable' techniques and proceed to test them ont he kolbolds.
4: You test out your cutedeath techniques on the kobolds, and are fairly pleased with the results when a couple of them drop dead. There are grumbles of discontent among the others.
Well, I guess sticking around here can't be so bad.
>Look for Yuyuko's place.
2: You cannot find the place from where the name of the netherworld is taken. Man.
Eh?
> Killing spree! :3
5: You go to get some tools, go to Dan's Pub, and get to work! (+1 to your next roll!)
> Make up your mind about settings :| Challenge everyone to a glooooooorious rumble in the squared circle, do a bodyslam off a corner on Biohazurd to show I mean business.
5: You declare it's barfighting time and do a bodyslam on Biohazurd to establish this properly (+1 to your next roll!)
BioHazurd rolls to Dodge!5-1=4: Biohazurd moves to the side, leaving Fightest to smash through a table.
Roll to dodge!4: But at least Ex-Nue misses you as as made the dive.
> Kidnap the Sleepers.
6: You kidnap the organization responsible for keeping magic an underground activity!
Roll to Dodge5: You then deflect Ex-Nue's attempts to knife you.
>Kill and Equip a Cockatrice
3: You do so, but not without nicking yourself. Uh-oh... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!3-1=2: You are finding it hard to move
Sanrisa Laser is seriously wounded!Roll to dodge!4: You barely manage to escape from being knifed!
Nah, at this point, it's just the madness kicking in 
>Create two wormholes, one leading to the other, and place them both mere millimeters away from Hanzo, on opposite ends of him.
It's radiation feedback time, baby. BV
1: You give Hanzo K a radiation suit
Roll to Dodge!1. Then you get knifed.
Squawkers has lost the game!> Man screw this crap, go possess Satori with our ghastly spirit.
1. You stay right where you are.
> Use hydralisk power to make Conqueror fail his action.
3: You do your best to make Conqueror fail, and trip over your own feet in the process (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!5: Conquer laughs at you as you fall (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!3-1=2: Then Ex-Nue stabs you in the organs!
Bardiche is seriously wounded!Oh? You think that's madness? Amateur, I'll show you True Madness!
Change of plans! I got nuked enough last RtD, so what's a few more in the grand scheme of things?
>Zeeky Boogy Doog.
3: You say the Zeeky words, and know the time is nigh. And bite your tongue (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!6-1=5: Then you gracefully avoid a stabbing. +(1 to your next roll)
No way man. :V
>Make Bardiche update all his side projects.
3+1=4: You try to make Bardiche upate all his side projects.
Bardiche rolls to dodge6: Bardiche chortles at this feeble attempt of death by responsibility, and bites at you
Conquerer rolls to dodge6: Conquer attempts to kick him in the teeth!
Bardiche rolls to dodge!3: Then bardiche's heads exploded
orz
>Suddenly, the portal goes wrong and spits me back!
1-1=0: Nice try, buster. You are now in another dimension! And you know what it really means when someone gets sent to another dimension!
Zengar has lost the game!> Become Byakuren! We must spread peace and Buddhism around the galaxy!
6: You become Byakuren fully. A little too fully, now you're huge and none of your clothes fit; the resulting scenario hurts your reputation deeply.
Roll to dodge!3: Thankfully, Ex-Nue isn't able to impale your huge guts, just your tender flesh (-1 to your next roll)
>Cower until the storms have passed, then become Ghost Rider. ... The second one, not Johnny Blaze.
4: You cannot find a motorcycle with flaming wheels
> Go do donuts in the Forest of Magic
3: You go do donuts in the forest of magic! This involves a number of trees, and you soon crash! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!2-1=1: Not only that, you have a pretty nasty encounter between a tree and your everything.
Smashy has lost the game!> Drive around like a lunatic to get nitro.
2: You cannot start the car!
Roll to Dodge!2: Then Ex-Nue stabs you through the window
Biohazurd is seriously wounded> #name a nearby wood nymph Rebecca and have her escort us back to the Hakurei Shrine. There's too much madness out here.
2: You cannot find any wood nymphs!
Roll to Dodge!2: Then you are shanked in the soft bits by Ex-Nue
;_;
< Turn Fightest into Fightette
2: You are not a surgeon! You are not licensed to perform this operation!
Roll to Dodge!5: but you are are able to smoothly step aside when Ex-Nue tries to stab you. (+1 to your next roll)
>Play whack-a-mole with Shadoweh until she loses and gives me her life.
4: You cannot defeat Shadeweh at whack a mole. She is the best there is.
>Attempt to summon War's Horse, Ruin. We at least need transportation!
3: You summon the horse of War! It bites you! (-1 to your next roll)
> Aw, so gap-kitsune protected cute~ Alrighty then, let's skip testing and go right to having Myon-Sophie flying the Gundam around.
5: You fly that gundam with the sweetest of moves (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge4+1=5: You also took off before Ex-Nue was able to sneak into the cockpit and ambush you! (+1 to your next roll)
>Good thing the Dirigible has a bar and a squared circle, so that I don't have to stop circumnavigating the world. Effectively, anyone who goes to the bar or wrestling match is also on the Dirigible.
6-1=5: You dirgible is built out of Dan's Bar! Hell yeah! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!4+1=5: You are too busy piloting to get stabbed (+1 to your next roll)
It seems that I lost track of this game.^^;
> Organize ?material? and make a few Thrulls
It's always nice to have some underlings for the dirty work.^^
1: You refuse to bother the sanctity of the dead, and write your congressman to protect the rights of the deceased.
Beeved Up: Hanzo K, Shadoweh, Sophillia, Mr Bob
Wounded: Dormio, , PX, Mr Rabi,
Seriously Wounded: Sanrisa Laser (2), Biohazurd (2),
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba, Pesco, Rotude Zad, Zenga, Bardiche, Smashy,
Wuh-Oh!: Dormio
Two storms a comin! (wrasslin' and zeeky words)Also: If you want to make a different action; please edit your original post. Or strikethrough said post and make a new one if that's more appropriate to the action. It helps me, I don't always notice the duplicates when I'm going through these.
