>Turn Yukari into my Shikigami.
6: You turn around and make Yukari your Shikigami while she's asleep. This creates an odd feedback loop of being master and Shikigami at once. Wuh-oh...
>Befriend Dormio and ride on him as my mount! Through Dormio's power revive Dorakyura.
3: You try to make goodnice with Dormio, but when you try to hope on his back, you trip over Yukari! (-1 to your next roll)
Dormio rolls to dodge!6: Dormio evades your mounting attempts easily, you mountebank!
> Invade the resurrected Marisa and then burst out of her chest with our new, improved Flan Body 2.0
1: You cannot invade Marisa, whenever she gets close you get distracted by her b...onnet, then she unknowingly walks through you like a block of walls.
> Specialise into vehicle handling on skill tree.
3: You specialize in the vehicle handling tree, the hard way...(-1 to your next roll)
>Toss Infinity whips and a saddle for his mount. It's going to be a wild ride.
1: You steal Infinity's riding gear. No one tries to mount Dormio on your watch!
>Equip Infinity as The Infinity Blade while healing.
Edit: Inb4 Conq kills Infinity with saddle throw
2-1=1: You yield yourself up to Infinity as a weapon.
> Pop out from beneath Komachi's skirt
2: You get lost among all the petticoats; there's like a million of them down there!
> Dormio x Infinity OTP Yaoi Fanfic
1: You write Dormio and Infinity as best bros, with no hint of sexual tension between them due to Yukari and Youkai Jesus, respectively.
That is pain! Being punced and dead by God's Hand! 
> Use this card to return me to Marisa and protect her from that "Undead Scrap"
5: You break out the card, ...and find you got blood all over it, making it marked and thus unsuitable for play. Horseshit!
> find reincarnation in ?Extreme Power Metal?
1: You try to reincarnate through
freestyle, and fail miserably.
>Get a lot of dirt blocks. We're going to make a Nether portal the long way (soil frame + lava + water) and getting out of here!
4: You run out of dirt blocks! D'oh!
>Use rookie veteran magic and have everybody in the thread eat the dreaded pumpkins instead of me, whether they like it or not.
1: You chow down on that pumpkin!
Roll to Dodge!4: YUM!
EEEEEEEXCELLENT.
> Convert GuardianTempest to Pieddhism so he'll make everyone eat pie instead.
1+1=2: You cannot get the song player to work, bugger!
all well i thought that would work.
hmmmm.. mabey
>detach from my body and become a living Soul. How does becoming a Soul make me alive again? Ask Mima.
3: You try to follow in the footsteps of Mima, but you just don't suck that much.
> Head over to Dolls and complain about what his followers did to me.
2: You try to go complain to Doll S. but the guys watching over his office shoo you away.
> Expand the religion of Nachilasm through out the whole galaxy so that they all may know of the awesomeness of Nachos!
6: You set out messagers of Nachislam far and wide! Some of them don't come back...
Welp, things are kinda failing on this side.
>Interdimensional portal!
3: When all else fails, run! but that withering glare VIVIT gives you as you leave tears at your heart. (-1 to your next roll)
Ooh, found em!
>Leave Hakugyokurou and look for someone adept at resurrection magic.
1: You stay in Hakugyokurou. So much white jade...
I'm back, but I have to find mother.
> Go searching for Nue.
2: Finding shapeshifters is really hard!
> There is woefully insufficient dakka and sentai team-ups. Do an epic face heel turn.
6: You do an epic heel face turn, and can feel the ladz getting their shootas ready. Heheheheh...
>Kill the Red Horseman, War
5-1=4: You kill the main character of Nethack! This happens all the time...
Well, hopefully she's calmer now...ow >_o
> Suddenly, the setting is NetHack.
2-1=1: You change the setting to Kirby's Dream Land.
>Throw the next person to post into a pit of lava in order to demonstrate the power of hatred.
Looks like the insanity from Cthulhu isn't doing much, blagragflu what?
5: You try to kick the next poster into a volcano!
> Bust out of Utsuho like the Kool-aid Man.
3: You cannot find your way too the surface, too much flesh in the way...
>Look at the setting, now look at me. back to the setting, now back to me. What's this? The setting is now Elona! Anything is possible when you have dice.
4: The setting is now Elona! The parser knows nothing about it, so he will pretend it's Nethack!
Roll to Dodge!6: You easily side-step Squawkers awkward attempt to toss you into a volcano, and try to toss him in.
Squawkers rolls to dodge!4: You just barely avoid being volcano'd yourself! Maybe Cthulhu isn't powered by hatred, but rather some dread emotion you cannot really name.
>Entice everyone alive in the thread to get drunk at the bar for some wild partying.
4: You do some advertising, and start to draw people toward the bar...
> That was...unpleasant. Still, no pain, no gain. Time to try this ghost thing out. Turn it into a phantasmal duplicate of myself and use it to scare...
[Sophilia rolls Random Touhou (d136): 47]
> ...Chen! Oh boy.
3-1=2: You cannot bring yourself to frighten Chen. She is just too
well-connected adorable...
> Take the world by "Storm". Literally.
4: You take Storm! You feel ashamed of yourself...
>Sit back and wait to reincarnate, like a good little soul.
1: You pitch a fit, and get ejected from the reincarnation bureau.
>Join and become the Red Horseman, War.
2: You cannot become War because you were not trained at first to claim the Amulet of Yendor
> Go find Armads. Must pimp my ride!
4: Find what? Oh well, you get some!
>Nibble Shadoweh's life energies away until I get enough to revive.
4: You nibble of Shadoweh's life force, they seem to be too bitter and anemic to help you out...
> Throw NaiceGuy999 into Schezo's mouth, feeding him like he is eating pacmans.
1: You toss Schezo at NaiceGuy999!
Naiceguy rolls to dodge!4: You just barely miss being whacked with a ghost!
>Win by circumnavigating the world in the Dirigible.
3: You begin to circumnavigate the globe, and quickly encounter headwinds! (-1 t your next roll)
Beeved Up:
Wounded: Biohazurd, Infinity, Zengar, Mr Bob
Seriously Wounded: Dormio (1)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba, Pesco, Rotude Zad,
Two storms a comin', at the bar!
