All those attacks and all you can manage is to wound me?
>Be like Yukari, sleep is good! Rest cures everything, right?
5: You have a refreshing nap; even with a former gap youkai attached to one of your tails. (+1 to your next roll)
>Screw you guys I'm going home.
1-1=0: You sell your home on ebay; fuck that noise!
>Heal while playing Asura's Wrath with Kanjou and Himiko.
4-1=3: You try to rest up while playing some Ashura's Wrath, and end up choking on your soda (-1 to you next roll)
>Find another bucket and fill that with water. Get a shovel while we're at it.
2: you cannot find another bucket. Tragedy!
> See how far Nachilasm has spread in the world.
1: You refuse to let things such as demographics poison your thought process.
> Find nearest person and punch them.
6: You're going to punch the next three not dead people, and they're going to fargin' like it!
> Teleport a concordia-armed yukkuri in front of Dormio to deliver the finishing blow.
2: You do not seem to have any Yukkuris in your stable. Woe?
Roll to dodge!1: Then Biohazurd punches through your head like this was Godhand.
Pesco has lost the game!> Dead, huh. Well, at least we're still one. Start sucking up souls until we have enough energy to make ourselves a new and improved body worthy of Flan's greatness.
1: You find that you really don't like the taste of souls...
well there goes plans B and R, and someone else is doing plan C, so its time for Plan I, but first.
>prove that im not dead here, but that Im alive somewhere else.
2: You discover that the Many Worlds theory of physics does not seem to apply.
Great!!! Marisa is resurrect again and Omba is become the scrap of useless metal! :V
>Have a romantic dinner with Marisa.
3: You have a romantic dinner with Marisa! It is slightly marred when she charges through your wall and you get hit with a stray brick. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!2-1=1: Then Biohazurd appears through the hole she left and punches through your head like this was Godhand.
Rotude Zad has lost the game!...Really thats how I revive...? 
> Drop a boom box next to the sleeping Dormio.
4: You drop a boom box next to Dormio, and blast him with Sir Mix-a-lot's classics!
Dormio rolls to dodge!5+1=6: Dormio realizes the truth of his relation with big butts!
Roll to Dodge!4: Then you just barely avoid Biohazurd punching you in the head!
(I'm not going to lie, I was really hoping that would be a 1. It would have made Biohazurd the most deadly thing yet)
>Every one hundred years, the forces of good mystertously start to weak. Thus, the power of Dorakyura start to revive itself. His power grows stronger and stronger every one hundred years. On a dark and eerie night, Dorakyura rose from his grave to unleash his destrucitve power over the countryside.
4: You are insufficiently
Wallachian Warakiyan.
> Look down. Look back up. The axecar is now a TRANSFORMER.
2: You look up, then down. Crap! It's still an Axecar!
Oh dear...
>Recover health by using the Gold+Cosmos Combination and absorb all incoming damage as health, then pull off a 'mischievious rookie trained magician princess' on everybody.
4: You heal yourself up, but don't have time for that other thing.
Let's make it happen
>Ask VIVIT for forgiveness!
2: You make with the hardcore forgiveness begging; VIVIT tells you to take a hike!
> Give Reimu a hug, both as a friendly gesture and to try to calm her down!
3: You give Reimu a hug! But perhaps you shouldn't have done this from behind as her first act is to elbow you in the gut. But she apologizes afterward! (-1 to your next roll)
> Thank Samael and climb back up to the bridge.
4: You thank Samael, who hisses something about next time you die, and you get yourself back up to the bridge.
> Just sit there and wait. Nothing else seems to work. :V
6: You apply patience and BAMF! You're reincarnated!
Ex-Nue has reentered the game!Well screw writing
> Gap ZUN into the playfield and make him compose something for me, something to evoke the inner Flourmacakra in everyone. PIEDDHISM OR BUST!
5: You manage to catch ZUN's attention and bribe him to compose for you with a couple of craft beers. He creates "Retrospective Pie and Blue Harmony" (+1 to your next roll)
> We now have a Gundam to represent the Netherworld, so we need a Netherworld-type pilot. Spontaneously generate a ghost-half.
3: OW FUCK! Becoming half dead is not pleasant... (-1 to your next roll)
I hate when I forget to post
>Spread love of hatred as a belief, in competition with Nachislam and Pieddhism. Woohoo!
4: You manage to get a few bored goths and emos at the mall food court listening to you. It's a start!
...wait, why am I walking around? I could totally get better navigation from higher up, and I AM a ghost, soo...
>Float upwards and look for those ridiculous stairs.
5: You do some floating, and find the stairs!
>Bribe Komachi with the use of my Chernaborg minions, and/or succubi minions, whichever tickles her fancy, to expedite the reincarnation process.
5: You try to bribe Komachi, but you get her sidetracked onto a story about how she accidentally dropped Fransisco Franco into the Sanzu river
>Don?t worry, Dormio. I will "protect" you.
5+1=6: You...protect Dormio. I'm not even gonna try to do anything with this, and assume it's hostile
Dormio Rolls to Dodge!2: Dormio is too distracted by the truths of Sir Mix-A-Lot and is hurt bad!
Dormio is seriously wounded!A lot's happened and it must have been tuned out because of that awful country music.
>Sing with my lover and using the power of our love, reshape this world into a much better place!
5: You reshape the world into a better place! But since it's already Wacky Races, you don't manage to achieve that much; but Country Music largely goes out of business (save for a few actually good examples of it, which survive underground). (+1 to your next roll)
>Challenge the leader to a game for my life. Cheat.
4: You challenge Shikieiki to a game a game of Snakes and Ladders. She crushes you despite your cheating.
>Kill death
2+1=3: You try to kill Komachi! You manage to wound her pretty bad, but she gives you a good scythin'! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!4-1=3: Then she flicks a coin at your forehead and tells you to shove off before she gets really mad. (-1 to your next roll)
> Schezo is still dead? Make him cut that out. He's only allowed to be dead when I kill him.
4+1=5: You try to bring Schezo back, but all you get is his ghost haunting you.
>Explore the airways with Purvis.
4: You explore the airways with Purvis! Oh look, you had a good view of Biohazurd punching through people!
Beeved Up: Sanrisa laser, Shadoweh
Wounded:
Seriously Wounded: GuardianTempest (1),
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Beeved Up: Wandering Beats, ActionDan
Wounded: Youkai Jesus, Sophilia, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser
Seriously Wounded: Dormio (2)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba, Pesco, Rotude Zad,
