>Party hard by stealing Dormio's router and microwaving it
1+1=2: You realize that frying Dormio's router would go against the mantra of Andrew WK, and find yourself paralyzed with indecision.
Roll to Dodge!5: Man, that ice cream you had earlier sure was good! (+1 to your next roll)
>Try to mess with my tails, will you? Use my newfound powers to gap Infinity to hell.
>What is wrong with you people? Set up gap traps, so that any attacker may meet the fate that they deserve.
2+1=3: You try to set up some gap traps, and quickly realize this is way harder than Yukari made it look! OW! (-1 to your next roll, +1 to your next defensive roll)
Roll to dodge!6-1=5: So you console yourself with some ice cream, poison flavor is your favorite flavor! (+1 to your next roll)
>Juke Dormio like I would in DotS. Then eliminate him.
2-1: You cannot bring yourself to juke Dormio, so instead you send him a nice card.
Roll to Dodge!3: You have some ice cream to feel better, and get a stomach ache (-1 to your next roll)
>Character Switch! Become Fancy Mel Mint from Dewprism/Threads of Fate and achieve WORLD DOMINATION!! (And show Maya who's boss)
Also Dormio, you were the first RtD Parser, and you didn't use your OP parser powers to get the dice back.
6: You become Mint! You become so Mint that you are now composed of delightful smelling plant matter! Beware of herbivores.
Roll to Dodge!4: You have some ice cream to celebrate, and find that the toxins add a lovely bouquet as far as your new biology is concerned.
All according to plan
> Cut all ties with the frittermobile and have someone so incompentent drive it that is makes Nachos a even awesomer food thus converting even more to Nachilasm!
5: You cut all ties and hire Yoshika to drive it. Soon she has taken it off the edge of a cliff. (+1 to your next roll!)
Roll to Dodge!5+1=6: Upon having some ice cream to celebrate, you find it has been poisoned! Using the networks available to you as the founder of Nachislam, you quickly let ti be known, and have the ice cream dispensary shut down!
> Spend 40 faith to activate stun thunder to further disable Dormio for ganking
4: You try to give Dormio a good zapping!
Dormio Rolls to Dodge!2+1=3: Dormio learns not to be a dick around Mr Electricity
>Take possession of bucket and scoop a block of lava out.
5: You fill that bucket with lava!
> Right click to weaken Dormio.
6: You try to right click on Dormio like and accidentally hit Revive
NaiceGuy999 has returned to the game!> God I died so often in Dark Souls. What happens if a dead person dies again? Lets try out, in front of Ran Yakumo.
3: You try to find Ran Yakumo to die in front of, but you get lost in a nearby alley.
well if it makes you feel any better i would of sent my Loyal Sentry to guard you if it hadnt blocked Doll.s last turn.
time to active emergency plan E
>I remove all damage done to me, and destroy Eland Umbra, thus reviving myself. To end my round, I play a Plains.
1: You realize this plan would only get you smacked upside the head by a psychopomp, and toss the cards away before you get caught.
> Get a passing traveler to cast Samarecarm on me.
6: You encounter Samael, you just happens to have that spell onhand!
Kasu has re-entered the game!> Finish watching Sixth Sense, then customize car appropriately.
4: You put the finishing touches on the spoiler, and add in a little "Tzeentch did it" at the bottom.
NO!!!!! MARISA!!!! 
OMBA!!! YOU MUST PAY THAT WITH YOU LIFE!!! :flamingv:
>Trying to resurrect Marisa using the miracle of love
6: You ressurect Marisa via the miracle of love! In fact, you do more than merely revive her; she is clearly
enhanced by the experience> Drive through the lane the people attacking Dormio are in and deal SICKNASTY damage to them.
1: You drive after Dormio, using the reasoning on "When in rome, do as the romans do!"
Dormio rolls to Dodge!2: You dang near cut Dormio in half!
Dormio is seriously wounded!>Break the massive Dormio gank by being so badass. How? using my powers of Cthulhu and Biomass to stop a gigantic finger which makes everyone calm down :3
>Go find Kanjou and celebrate my rebirth.
4-1=3: You go find Kanjou, and celebrate with some Mario Kart. He whacks you in the head after you spam blue shells! (-1 to your next roll)
orz
>Chase after VIVIT! Clearly that was an error on the programming.
4: You chase after VIVIT, and soon catch her.
-_- *sigh* Stupid me, freaking out and running away-wait, what's HE doing here? No matter, I'm not much into historical figures, soo...
>See if I can find those stairs back to the living world.
3: You are not quite but almost hopelessly lost!
These Nachislam people are nice, but true power lies in pie.
> Write the Crust Sutra and establish Pieddhism with it!
"I am the fruit of my pie,
Cherry is my topping, and cream is my filling.
I have baked over 9000 pies.
Not known to healthy living
Nor known to slimming down.
I have withstood no nutrition to create delicious sugary goodness.
So as I pray,
UNLIMITED PIE WORKS!"
2: You cannot write to save your life. No one will be inspired by this.
> Chase after Reimu, making a very brief stop at my tree to refresh myself! It hurts seeing her like this! :<
5+1=6: After a brief stop to refresh yourself, you chase after Reimu. She is still going after Omba and periodically indulging in Spanish profanity.
Rdj has recovered!,
> Demand an explanation from Satori the minute Utsuho returns home.
3: You demand explanations from Satori, but it doesn't seem like she hears you. Perhaps she is too distracted by chiding Utsuho about her diet.
>Equip Simon Belmont as a stand.
6-1=5: You take on Belmondo as a Stand! You now have access to the classic subweapons! (+1 to your next roll)
> Break the rules by joining the game again. Protect Dormio.
1: You do not have green hair. The rules are not screwed by you.
> Usurp the SDM
3: You try to Usurp the SDM via winning it in a poker game, but then you get all these knives in your soft bits... (-1 to you next roll)
roll to dodge!5-1=4: You do manage to survive the ensuring melee, and the SDM is yours!
>Reincarnate as a vampiric Bastet.
3: You try to reincarnate, and get handed a number (#739161) and told to wait by the Reincarnation office in Higan: Now serving: #11040
> Fail to read the thread properly and hammer Dormio because ~*~BANDWAGONS~*~. Make sure Dormio is confirmed town before he dies.
5: You hammer Dormio like a cockroach! It makes you feel mighty. (+1 to your next roll)
Dormio rolls to dodge!5-1=4: Dormio just barely slips around your bludgeoning efforts
>Apologize and find the exit sign to get out of here.
3: You apologize, but find yourself obligated to do menial tasks to make up for things.
> Ah, finally we're one. This feels so - oh, a storm's coming, huh? How cute. Take to the air and thoroughly enjoy riding that storm over anyone who tries to attack us directly or indirectly or tries to help Marisa. Make sure the remains of anyone who dies in the process stay afloat in the storm for now.
Now I wonder what Wuh-Oh does, though. :V
1+1=2: You consider riding out the storm, but that lightning looks rather nasty, in fact...
Roll to Dodge!1: You get yourself zapped by some lightning, and short out. Afterward, Reimu kicks your remains a little.
Omba has lost the game!> Yoink ∀ Gundam and give it a Yuyuko paint scheme.
6: You gank the ∀ Gundam with utmost gankitude, and paint it in Yuyuko colors. The Ghost Princess approves!
>Deploy the dirigible.
6: With much fanfare and spotlights and brass bands, you send out the dirigible!
Beeved Up: Sanrisa laser, Shadoweh, Conqueror
Wounded: Infinity, Youkai Jesus,
Seriously Wounded: GuardianTempest (1), Dormio (2)
Ded: EXNue, Crow Cakes, Ex-Nue, TheShim, Schezo, Satori Marokumeiji, German Flower Youkai, Headcarbs, Anthy, Jq1790, Master105, Old Man Sour, Omba
