>Change the setting to Creation, bitch we're turning this into exalted.
6: You have changed the setting to Creation! There are poles and Yozi and heaven knows what else! As well, you have become a naturalized citizen of the Dragon Empire!
>Find something to hug.
3: You hug a peasant! He tells you got get off him, and whacks with one of those funny Japanese hoes with the hole in the middle for the shaft. (-1 to next roll)
> Hog the Solar Shards to myself.
5: You now have a buttload of solar shards for the right price, and nowhere to go. (+1 to your next roll)
>Screw the dillly-dallying this time, set spawn in a Chireiden bed.
4: You set your spawn bed to Chireiden. It'll be a long hike from there back to Creation!
>Wield the Infinity Blade, Tamashii_Kanjou Armor and The Helepolis Train(Mount)
1: You do not believe in reincarnation and forswear any benefits you may have had in a past life, beginning anew with a clean slate as a proper peasant.
> Name self Mungo
4: Sup, Mungo?
> Be grumpy that I ain't a doll anymore again.
2: You are unable to be grumpy about being a meatbag. Cheer up!
>Set world seed as 404 and spawn.
5: Creation's World Seed is now set as 404. You manifest into reality; secure in your careful preparations. Good for you! (+1 to next roll)
> Get relationship with dice sorted out
1: The dice have thrown all your possessions on the street, and is sleeping with someone else.
> Fall like a meteor from the sky, only to land softly on the next poster's head
(Yes, I'm still a helmet :V)
5: You careen from the heavens like a raging Bonus-kun, and land on Kasu's head. Kasu is now cranially secure. (+1 to next roll)
> Find a scenic place in the forest.
6: You find a lovely place in the forest, full of life and wonder. And you find a treasure chest! Inside the treasure chest if five hundred doubloons! What a scene!
> Become a dryad.
6: You've got more leaves than a head of cabbage! Not only that, you come with a lovely tree with all the options: beehives, spinny helicopter seeds, DSL, the works!
>find a lover
4: You manage to begin a long and fulfilling relationship with a local barmaid.
> Become a Jerk.
2: You can't help but be nice to others, even when you kinda don't want to. What a guy!
> Make our way over to the Earth Spirits palace and steal Utsuho. Again.
6: You undergo an epic journey to visit Gensokyo, Kidnap Utsuho undetected, and return back. In the process, you end up leaving a permanent gateway allowing for easy return. Even better, Utsuho has yet to wake up from being kidnapped in the dead of night.
>Accidentally Tewi.
5: Ah crap! Who's going to clean this up?! Not you! (+1 to next roll)
Well, time to use a time-honored trick that every Thief or Elf worth their salt has used at least once.
>Steal all the upgrades achieved by my past self in the last roll to dodge to upgrade myself back to full power.
3. You steal back all your upgrayyeds, only to find that you weren't ready to receive them and cut yourself real bad. (-1 to the next roll)
GDI Hanzo, you beat me to the punch.
>Acquire the Half-Celestial template.
1. You realize that DnD is terrible and should never be used as a basis for anything, and instead take up something from a much cooler source. You are now a Yeek.
> Become Shadoweh.
6. You are now Shadoweh so thoroughly all traces of your former existence have been removed. Yay not having two sets of bills to pay!
And Purvis makes himself more awesome. Thank you for hosting this.
>Obtain the powers of a Wind God
2. You are no god. You are a man of flesh and blood, and via flesh and blood you shall make your way in the crazy mixed up world!
>Load Save Game: 'Princess Kassad ~ GLA Stealth Loli' complete with the full STEALTHED fundamentalist arsenal. (Stealth Tank, Snipers, Jarmen Kell, Stealthed Everything Else)
6. You load the game and get stealthed everything! In fact, it's so damn stealthy you can't really seem to figure out where you put it all. Whups!
> Get myself some coffee and cigarettes
3. You have some lousy bitter coffee and a half-used dog end of a cigarette. But you're still hungry. Just another fukkin' day in Creation, mate. (-1 to the next roll)
Yes
>Spawn in Yorihime's bed
2. You have no idea where that bed is; there's a whole lotta moon up there.
>Turn setting into Dark Souls.
2. No.
>Become Bardiche before Bardiche becomes Shadoweh so I can become Shadoweh instead
3. You try to out Bardiche Bardiche! But he has so throughly become Shadoweh you just get a headache and end up having two identities to pay taxes for. (-1 to next roll)
> :Jam:
1. You turn into a statue instead.
> We need to celebrate this. Build a huge sound system that blares Border of Extacy around the whole world on endless repeat.
6. You set up a phat sound system with all kinds of wirings and and subwoofers and overtweeters and soundbased shit you ain't ever even heard of. You play the song, and seem to have lured in a Wild Yuyuko! She is peaceful.
>Kill orphans on MotK BNet like Pesco tells me to.
2. You'd think killing orphans would be a cinch, but man those little boogers are slippery!
>Save the orphans from Infinity! 
6. You shuffle the orphans into a hiding space so good, not even you know about it! Infinity will never find those orphans now!
>Assist infinity with the killing of orphans. :3
6. Hey, someone just hid a whole bunch of orphans in your basement. Stab walk stab... Now you have a filthy basement. Not content with this, you run out to slash up even more orphans, finding a hidden orphan deposit in the nearby mountains! You rack up so many frags...
> Actually roll Town this game.
3. You are now town. The local daimyo puts your to work laboring in the rice paddies, and you sprain your ankle (-1 to next roll)
>Become the Bob.
3. You go to the courts to legally change your name to The Bob, and experience some police brutality on the way out (-1 to next roll)
Wounded: Uncle Bob, Shadoweh, Squawkuhashi Parsee, Dorian G., Hanzo K., Ran Yakumo
Beeved up: Paper Conan, Smashy, Crow Cakes, Fightest,
